Heylo everyone! This is chapter 2 of rttc (The title)! Also, there will be lemons in the future! Uh, many..lemons. Anyways, on with this sex driven train wreck!

Chapter 2: Crushes

"Ummm, alrighty then!" Zoey says as she puts down her tool box. "cough cough Jeez lardfat i touched the handle with my pinkie!" Scout says, he then realizes who is staring at him. "Oh hey! The names Scout, obviously the best and most handsome member of the team!" Zoey starts giggling. "Whats so funny?" Scout asks, giving her his 'death stare'. "The way that big guy was strangling you, ya dont look to tough." Zoey replies. Heavy gives Scout an evil grin. "HELLO ZOEY. I AM SOLDIER. NICE TO MEET YOU." Soldier yells. "Mmph mmph, mmph" Pyro mumbles. "Uh, okay?" Zoey replies, confused. "I am Heavy weapons guy, and this, is my weapon. She fires 250 kilograms and 1000 pounds per minute, it cost 400 thousand dollars to fire this weapon, for twelve seconds." Heavy explains. "Hot damn!" Zoey replies. She met all the rest of the mercs and shes not so sure of what to think about sniper, if ahe were to get in a relationship with sniper he'd only want her for sex. "Well, all ya'll look like a good bunch'a mercenaries, who are we up against?" Zoey questions. "We are against ze blu team, zose schveinhoonds ruined everything!" Medic yells. "Hmm, im gonna go work some blueprints in the lab. Seeyall!" She leaves the room and Scouts already thinking about ways to get her to love him. Maybe i can sweet talk 'er! Nah, that aint gonna work. Who am i kidding, she'll neva love me! Scout sighs in defeat and walks off into his room. He never stood a chance.

Does Scout have a chance or does he not? find out next chapter!