I don't own Twilight. I do however fortunately or unfortunately own Tricia and Jamie.
BPOV
Today is the day when the girls are coming.
I still hope that they are the same, or else all the rumors that are going around are going to be false, and I will feel so guilty!
You never know though, they might be just as bad and then this would be justified.
Anybody else I wouldn't have told of their worse exploits, but these girls deserve it.
They tripped me in the halls, laughed at my clothes, called me a nerd, and told me that I wasn't beautiful.
Now, because of Edward, I believe that I am beautiful.
He is so beautiful, that I would have to be to catch up with him!
"Love?" Edward said, looking at me.
He is so sweet. He thinks that I've been quiet too much this week, and has been trying to make me feel better.
"Yes?" I asked back.
"Are you sure you want to do this? I can bribe Mrs. Cope to say that aren't enrolled?" He asked.
You see? So sweet.
"No thanks." I told him. "As long as you do not pay any attention to them and treat me how you always do, I'm fine."
"Okay." He said.
"I love you." I told him, feeling it from the bottom of my heart.
"I love you too." He said back.
I entered the Trig classroom.
The only class I don't have with Edward.
I actually felt smug today.
I let Alice dress me up for once, and was wearing a Euro-chic look that she said would look wonderful on me.
Edward said it did but I didn't think so.
Anything this comfortable couldn't be that good-looking.
I opened up my book as the bell rang.
"Girls, even if you are new here, you are late." Mr. Varner said.
I looked up, as did most of the rest of the class.
There they were, in all their Queen _____ glory.
Jamie, overprocessed blond hair that was cut in a short short hair cut. Purple eyeshadow and much eyeliner and cover up made her look like a hooker from Paris.
Tricia, natural redhead and upturned nose that immediately made you think that she thinks that she is so much better than everyone else.
"So sorry," they said, looking bored.
"Let me sign your slips, and then you can go to the back. Patricia, you can sit in the corner, and Jameson, you sit next to Ms. Swan there." Mr. Varner droned.
At the sound of my name, both of their heads swiveled around and focused on me.
I met their gaze with an uninterested look and then dropped my gaze back to my book.
As they went down the aisle, I stretched and my boot peeked out from under the desk.
I heard them gasp when they saw it. I quickly rearranged it so that it was back under my desk.
I didn't really need the attention.
"Are those the new Prada boots?" I heard Tricia whisper the Jamie.
"They can't be. She can't afford it!" I heard Jamie answer, her voice high with surprise.
"Yes they are." I said, uninterested.
I looked back down at my book, and they stared at me with surprise.
"Yeah right, Swan. And I'm Lady GaGa!" Tricia laughed.
They went to their seats and I drew in a breath.
I was sweating, and I felt fear.
They still could scare me.
The bell rang about a half hour later and the two girls immediately left.
I unhurriedly packed up my books and walked out the door.
I wasn't really surprised at what I saw.
There was Edward at the lockers across the hall, looking terrified as Tricia and Jamie closed in, cornering him.
"Excuse me, ladies, I Have A Girlfriend!" I heard his musical tone say.
"We don't care," Jamie said, looking like she had just won the lottery. "She doesn't have to know."
"Yeah, we can share, can't we?" Tricia said with a fake looking pout.
"Actually, here she comes now. Excuse me ladies." He ran around them and came to me.
I threw my arms up around him and kissed him so fiercely that soon I was gasping for air.
"What? She got him? That is just not possible!" I heard a shriek behind me.
I looked and saw that they were staring at me dumbstruck.
I winked at them, whispered something to Edward, and he picked me up bridal style to go to lunch.
Funny, Funny, right? REVIEW and read my other stories please!
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