Chapter Two: Sessho-maru in the House!

Author: Hello again! I've finally been able to put on the second chapter of this story.

Inuyasha: You bastard!

Author: Gasp Did you just call me a bastard?! I'm a lady! How dare you?! No wonder Kagome and Kikyou hate you!

Inuyasha: What're you talking about? I'm so sexy! They both love my sexiness so much that I have to two-time them to keep 'em!

Kagome and Kikyou(suddenly magically appear on stage)Aha! We knew it!

Inuyasha: W-what No! No! I didn't mean it!!

Author: Busted!

Inuyasha: Shut up! This is your fault! Ha!

Author: Aaaaah!

( Inuyasha jumped on author)

Kagome: Inuyasha sit! Sit! Sit! Sit!...

(Kagome continuously says sit and Inuyasha suffers. Poor dog.)

Author: Phew! Thanks, Kagome!

Kikyou: I did something too

Author: You did?

Kikyou: I gave him my death glare

Author: …Of course you did, Kikyou! Well, lets continue with the story! I'm giving you chapter two!

Inuyasha was face-to-face with his older brother, Sessho-maru. "What are you doing here?" Inuyasha asked coldly. He couldn't be the other Kikyou lover who doesn't two-time, could he? thought Inuyasha.

"I'm here for Kikyou. We're going on a date," Sessho-maru said, looking in the mirror once more, checking his lipstick. Inuyasha fell. First it was from shock, then he burst into laughter. "AS IF! You're telling me that you sent the love letter?!" Inuyasha sneered. "Yes!" Sessho-maru replied. Inuyasha's face fell. "No fair!" Inuyasha stomped his foot and screamed. "I saw her first!" "I was born first!" Sessho-maru said. "So" Inuyasha asked. "So I get a woman first," Sessho-maru said, looking all mighty. "You can get Kouga if you want him so badly, but I get Kikyou!" Inuyasha shouted.

"Ugh! Are you mocking me?!" Sessho-maru asked.

"You know that I never agreed to any of you." Kikyou put in. They turned to her looking shocked. Then Sessho-maru said calmly, "So you are saying you'd rather go out with Inuyasha? I mean, look at me! The looks show it all!"

Kikyou thought a moment about that, then turned to Inuyasha. "I hate you," she said to him, and then to Sessho-maru, "You've got youself a date." "Noooooo!" Inuyasha screamed. Sessho-maru merely laughed.

Inuyasha went down to his knees and begged. "Please! Please! Kikyou!" he cried. "I'll kiss your toes!" he wept. She kicked him. "My toes are fine," Kikyou said, moving back. "You may borrow my nail polish for your toes." Sessho-maru said kindly.

Meanwhile, behind a bush, a girl's eyes darkened and she looked down miserably. Inuyasha, she thought. You go this far to be with Kikyou? This girl was Kagome Higurashi and she was from a time 500 years into the future. Kagome is Kikyou's reincarnation and has come to the past. She has freed Inuyasha and now loves him, but Inuyasha loves Kikyou more than he loves her.

Kagome had found Inuyasha's letter in her backpack and had come running to find him. Her face was lit with joy. She had finally thought he had given up on Kikyou. When she found him behind the tree, she saw that he was with Kikyou. Then Kagome had heard the whole conversation.

A tear fell out of her eyes. "Inuyasha!" she wept. As Inuyasha rubbed his head, he suddenly sniffed the scent of Kagome nearby. "Kagome?" he called. He jumped behind the tree and found her lying there, tear faced. She turned away. "What are you doing here?" he asked. "I saw you! I always see you!" Kagome cried. More tears fell out. "What? What are you-" Inuyasha asked, looking away.

"You always do it! I can't bear it! And just at the time you give me this!" Kagome sobbed as she threw the valentine at Inuyasha. "Hey! Hold on! I'm the one to blame?" Inuyasha asked. "Yes!" Kagome screamed. Kagome got up and was about to run, but she felt a strong grip hold onto her arm. "Let me go!" Kagome shouted, the tears continuing to fall. "If you're worrying about me and Kikyou being together, don't. It looks like she wants my brother instead." Inuyasha said, his voice sounding really hurt. Kagome froze. She could feel his pain and couldn't believe the way she acted. "I'm sorry," she said.

Now Kagome felt kind of happy though. She had Inuyasha all to herself. She and Inuyasha could be together. She was really beginning to love that idea until Inuyasha suddenly screamed, "But I'm never gonna keep it that way!!! Kikyou is mine and will forever be! I'll do whatever is necessary to keep those two APART!!!!!!!"

After that, it became really silent. Too silent. Inuyasha turned around and found Kagome as still as a statue. "Kagome?" Inuyasha asked. He reached out and was just about to poke her when she suddenly turned around and screamed, "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT???!!!!" Inuyasha felt his ears go deaf as she pulled on his kimono and continued bellowing.

"Do you know how many times I've been meddling into you're relationship with Kikyou so it wouldn't go to a further level??? Do you know how many times I've been acting nice and sympathetic to you when I actually wanted to kick your ass??? And DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE TOLD YOU THAT I AM MUCH more prettier and hotter than Kikyou will EVER be???" "Uh, no," Inuyasha answered lamely. "AAAAAAAHHHH!!! DIE!!!" Kagome screamed as she yanked on his kimono more violently. Her face got so red and she was so angry that you could see steam pouring out of her ears.

"Nooo! Kagome's face is gonna explode!" Inuyasha yelped, looking at the super tomato colored face. Thinking fast, Inuyasha thought of one solution. In an instant, he threw a super strong punch at Kagome's face. "Aaaahhh!" Kagome shouted. Then she became dizzy and walked around unbalanced until she fell on her butt with a last "Uuugghh!!!" before being unconscious. "Phew," Inuyasha said. "As soon as Kagome wakes up, I know she's gonna "sit" the hell out of me!" Inuyasha said, staring at the unconscious Kagome.

The sun began to set which caused a brilliant set of orange and yellow colored lights across the blue ocean, creating it to look like a heaven. Kikyou and Sessho-maru sat at the edge of the ocean. The ocean's water touched their feet, soaking them with cold sparkling water.

"Are all demons the same?" Kikyou asked softly.

"Usually somebody like me would kill you at first sight, but for some reason your beauty dazzles me." Sessho-maru said watching the waves. His long silvery hair blew in the wind, getting tangled with Kikyou's.

"Ahh!" Kikyou said, trying to untangle the mess. "Allow me" Sessho-maru said. He took out his sword and slashed at the tangled hair. Sessho-maru and Kikyou watched the hair tumble to the ground. Sessho-maru picked up some strands of Kikyou's fallen hair. "A gift for me." he said, brushing the hair into his face. He looked straight into Kikyou's eyes.

When Kikyou looked into his eyes, all she saw was Inuyasha and she just couldn't forget her affections for him. Her heart pounded.

"So…how did you like my love demons?" Sessho-maru asked. "You're what?" Kikyou asked, slightly confused. Then she suddenly remembered the tiny demons which sucked her blood. They were disgusting." Oh…..of course. They were uh…lovely." She said. Not. If you really think that's romantic I can see why you can't get a date! Kikyou thought. She sighed. Be happy he's not a complete loser! She thought. Kikyou wondered what idiotic plan Inuyasha would come up with to get her back. 'Cause he always did. Kikyou found out her answer the next day…

Author: Okay, this would be the end of the chapter, but there's one more detail I added out which I'd like to tell you guys right now. Now I'm sure you're curious about what Kagome's love letter said. So I'll tell you:

Kagome opened letter and blushed thinking about what romantic words Inuyasha would write to her. Then she read it. It said, Dear Kagome. I love you. The end. By Inuyasha. "How unromantic!" she said.

While Kagome walked back with Inuyasha from the whole Kikyou and Sessho-maru incident she remembered the letter and asked, "Honestly. Does it really go in the family that the men write lame love letters?"

"Lame? My love letter was beautiful!" Inuyasha insisted.

Author: Sigh! Some people just never learn! Please read the next chapter and review my story. (Or else!) Can't wait for the next chapter, huh? Well, wait! Come on! The next chapter will probably be on in about 5 or 6 days. Or maybe a week. Just don't be so impatient, people!