Narnia slash Eragon Randomness dialog

Narnia slash Eragon Randomness dialog!

Yes, I know that this doesn't belong in Charlie bone but still, I don't really wanna create another new story for it so yeah, I just stuck it in here

CREDIT GOES TO GINNI this story is 100 made by her, not me

Deep in the wardrobe of some old smelly house in the middle of nowhere...

Roran: Oh Lucy! Where art thou, my boootyfull Lucy??

Eragon: Good god, Roran, you have the most horrible taste ever. I mean, like, Lucy's like, a total like, whore... giggles

Enter Lucy

Lucy: Oh. My. Godddd! To think that I had life size posters of u in my bedroom? I worshipped you, erri!!

Eragon: Well, I guess it just sux 2 b u, doesn't it?

Lucy falls to the ground in tears, crawls into a hole, and buries herself alive...

Roran: NOOOO!! Digs furiously, trying to save Lucy, cuts his finger on a rusty nail and dies of tetanus b/c he forgot 2 get his tetanus shot

Enter White Witch and Aslan

White Witch: oh Eragon... Aslan's attacking me!! Save my boooootyfull white bitchy butt!!

Eragon: like what the like hell was like THAT?? Mounts Aslan and runs over white bitch.

Aslan: thank you, Erri for killing the white bitch. Now follow me, me dearie, to my domain.

Eragon: Fine, like watEVERRRR!!

In a booootyfull gold and sapphire palace...

Enter Aslan, Eragon, Mr. and Mrs. Beaver, Mr. Tumnus, and murtagh.

Murtagh: this totally suuuuckkkkss compared to hall Heorot.

Eragon: (puts on music) would you like to dance, Mr. Tumnus??

Waltzes around the room, gets close to the fireplace, and throws Mr. Tumnus into the fire pit and watches him burn to death.

Eragon: OMG, like, that was like, so worth it, I never liked that fellow... he, like, never, like, shaved his pubes...

Aslan: Ewwww, errrii...

Mr. and Mrs. Beaver: uhh... dot... dot... dot...

Enter Nausauda

Nausada: Oh, murtagh... my one true love!! Where have you beeennnnnn??

Murtagh: sitting here getting drunk on this yellow liquid...

Aslan: Oh no!! That's my special sex change piss!!

Mr. and Mrs. Beaver: (no comment)

Murtagh becomes a girl.

Nausauda: you know... murtagh... I've got something to confess... I'm LESBIAN!!

Everyone: gasp

Shurikan the dragon steps on the palace. Ashes, ashes... we all die of a dragon foot...