Never Gonna Get It

***Author's Note*** Just a little warning for this chapter…if you are an Elizabeth Webber fan be warned that you may want to skip over one certain part. I wrote this story a long time ago and I am definitely not a Liz fan so if you are don't be discouraged in reading just pass over that one part and continue on. Trust me she doesn't have a huge role in this story!

The Women

Kelly's The Next Day

Kelly's wasn't that full just the regular lunch customers except for one…Gia Campbell. She was meeting Carly and her cousin Kai for lunch…they had called her last night and insisted that they all get together the next day.

Kai was the only one out of the trio that knew how to cook but took a pass on taking the job of caterer and opted for them going out instead as she told both Carly and Gia…"What do I look like the maid? If that's the case just call me Florence!" she starts to break out in song "Well we're Movin on UP…to the East Side…to a Deluxe Apartment in the SkyyyI I I…well we're Movin On UP…to the East Side…We Finally got a piece of the Piiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

After Kai finished singing "The Jefferson's" theme song, needless to say both Carly and Gia got her drift…she wasn't cookin Jack Squat. So you see going out for lunch was really their only option seeing as the only cooking ability that Carly and Gia had was the ability to make the smoke alarm go off in record time…no matter what it was it would end up being burned unless it was something out of a can or Carly's ever so favorite Frozen Pizza…she had that down to an exact science but other than that…let's just say it would be best to keep the Fire Extinguisher close and the Fire Department on speed dial.

Gia sat looking over the menu as she waited for them to show up…hearing someone approaching the table she looks up thinking that its Carly and Kai but was instead met with Elizabeth Webber. Gia and Liz didn't get along to well even though Gia's boyfriend Nikolas and Elizabeth were good friends.

Laying the menu down, Gia begins to yawn and roll her eyes as Liz stands in front of her…Gia made sure she saw her gesture. Liz not being too fond of Gia as well made an attempt to ignore her as she put on a fake smile so she could hurry up and get her order.

"May I take your order?" Liz mumbles in a dull voice then mumbles even lower "So I won't have to deal with you anymore."

"What was that? I didn't quite get that?"

"Gia I don't have time for your immatureness either you're gonna order something or…"

Gia cuts her off, "Or what…you're gonna kick me out? How about if I have a little talk with Bobbie and let her know how you treat her customers. I'm sure she wouldn't appreciate that."

"Whatever Gia. Are you gonna order something or not…"

"You treat all the customers so rude or is this just a special thing you do for me." Gia bats her eyes, "I'm sure once I have that talk with Bobbie she'll do what all good owners do and" Gia leans in close and whispers, "Give ya the boot" she winks then leans back in her chair,

"I'm sure that can be arranged."

Gia and Liz look up to see Carly and Kai standing there with their arms crossed.

"So what's this I hear…" Carly walks forward standing inches from Liz "You being rude to a valued customer. Maybe I'll just have that talk with Bobbie instead…I mean after all she is my mother."

"You know what…I don't need this," Liz smiles a fake smile at Carly then looks back to Gia while saying "I'll have Penny come over and take your order."

Liz turns around to walk away but is stopped by a hand on her shoulder turning her back around…it was Kai.

"I know you didn't just diss my cousin like that…I'd like to see you try that shit with me. And after I'm done with ya, you'll actually have some color to your ass…black and blue."

"Are you threatening me?"

"Why don't you try me and see?"

Gia smirks, "Awww, poor Lizzie…in addition to getting fired you also get a nice beat down to go with that. Poor, poor Lizzie Webber can't even keep a job as a waitress."

"Tsk, Tsk, Tsk…I know maybe you can find a hostess job somewhere with all your vast experience in the service field." adds Carly

"Shhhhh Carly…Her Paleness may think you're offering her a job at your club KC's" Gia warns

"Well she better erase that idea quick! We'll burn the place down first. We want our new club to attract men not scare them away."

Gia, Kai, and Carly laugh…

"You got that right…Oh wait I hear that guy Coleman is looking for new dancers at the Oasis…but wait" Kai looks Liz up and down with a sour look, "Naaaaa your skinny ass wouldn't be able to hold down that job either for lack of crowd response. I've seen beanpoles with more curves."

"Not to mention she's cursed with nosatol." says Gia

Carly looks at Gia with a blank expression, silently asking her what was nosatol…Kai on the other hand starts cracking up, her cousin was definitely a trip…

Gia puts a hand on Carly's shoulder and laughs a little as she says, "It means…No Ass At All."

Carly quickly covers her hands over her mouth as she joins in on the laughter…she then self-consciously looks down over her shoulder to her own ass. As Gia and Kai start to calm down from trippin out they spot Carly checking to see if she herself was also cursed…they couldn't help but look at each other and try as they might to keep from laughing at her. Carly looks up at Gia and Kai seeing that they are straining not to laugh…crossing her arms she glares at them. Both Gia and Kai hold up their hands in defense as they recover…

Gia puts a hand around Carly's shoulder, Carly looks back at her with an eyebrow raised "You know we love you…" she smirks

Carly turns her head as she sucks her teeth, ignoring Gia, "MmmHmmmm"

Kai joins in the group as she puts an arm around Carly's waist, "For real chick" she smirks, "Anyways you know you look good so don't even trip" Kai takes a look back up at who started all this, Her Paleness Lizzie…"To bad little Lizzie can't say the same…the only men she can attract are those who share her love of no sunlight and kicking flour. Hey you know what…" she snaps her fingers, "I know just the place you can find your dream corpse at" she smiles as she slowly shakes her head up and down, "Transylvania…I hear your boy Dracula is looking for a new wifey."

Kai tilts her head as she smiles then walks back to their table and takes her seat. Gia and Carly lean on each other for support as they calm themselves from laughing so hard…once calmed down they start to walk back to the table with Kai but not before they give Lizzie one last look.

Gia was about to make another comment but decided against it, "Naaaa to easy" she walks to the table.

But Carly wasn't letting her off the hook just yet, "Um what are you doing standing around for you're on the clock!" Carly looks at her watch, "Let's see…I think your laziness has just awarded you the honor of being DOCKED for 20 minutes pay"

"But, but…you can't do that!" Liz says in a panic

"Watch me! Now get back to work! Chop, Chop" Carly claps her hands, "Don't the toilets need cleaning or something."

Carly looks over towards the cash register at Penny, "Hey Pen, when you get a second…"

"Sure Carly, I'll be right over."

"Thanks"

Carly joins Gia and Kai at the table…

"Ughh I can't stand that pale heffer!" says Gia as Carly takes her seat.

"Forget about her, she's not worth the aggravation." Carly replies

"Right and anyways we have other things to discuss. Like what was so important that you couldn't come out with us last night…you and Prince Nik get down and dirty in the tunnels of that creepy Adams Family Mausoleum."

Gia blushes "Shut up Freak" then lets out a laugh

"MmmmmmHmmmmm just what I thought."

"Well it didn't matter anyway because our girls night out turned out to be a disaster." Carly replies

"Why, what happened." Gia asks

"It's a long story and it ends with us in a bar brawl…" Carly tells her

"What?" Gia laughs

"We'll give you all the details later chick…" Kai replies

"Translation…you started it" Gia tilts her head to the side as she stares at Kai

Quickly trying to defend herself, Kai says "It wasn't my fault! And that slut deserved to get her ass beat down!"

Gia laughs

"For once she's telling the truth she didn't start it" Carly laughs

"Well it's about time your ass spoke up in my defense!" Kai says

Gia looks between the two of them as she quietly smirks knowing that there is more to the story and that she would get those details.

"Anyways, back to the reason for why we're here…"

"I thought we were here for lunch." Gia smiles lovingly at her cousin

"Ha, ha, haa smart ass." Kai replies

"You know you still looooooooove me" Gia says

"Whateva" Kai waves her off

Carly laughs at them, "For real Gia we need some info on the two guys we met last night…"

"And since this town is so damn small you should know who they are." Kai adds in

"Okay so who we talkin about?" Gia asks

"We need the 411 on Sonny Corinthos and Jason Morgan."

The Men

Penthouse 4

As Sonny walked down the stairs he still couldn't believe what happened last night at Luke's…nothing like that has ever happened to him before when it came to women. It was still so unbelievable to him…the night was shot to hell and it didn't get any better after he finally got himself cleaned up with a nice hot shower.

On his way up the stairs he kept telling himself that maybe it was for the best that it didn't work out with Carly and Kai…and by the time he started running the water in the shower he all but had himself convinced of that fact and he wasn't gonna think about it anymore. That lasted about two seconds after he was in the shower and the warm water rained down on his bare physique.

Walking over to the bar to pour himself a drink he remembers his daydream over again…he could never forget it since it plagued his dreams and had him restless all through the night.

***Flashback***

He just stood there as if the water was washing away the pain and humiliation of the night…its warmth was a comfort…it was the only warm thing that he was gonna have for the night next to his liquor since he'd screwed up royally at the club. The water felt so good he was almost lost in it…almost.

He knew she was there without having to open his eyes…without having to turn around…he felt her presence before her lips made contact with his back but when they did the dimpled smile was inevitable…and in that moment everything was forgotten and all he could think to do was focus on the here and now.

Her lips brushed ever so slightly on his back leaving kisses here and there as her hands steadied against his hips and began caressing the wetness of his body until he began to moan in immense bliss. She slowly turns him around so they are face to face…there she was.

"Carly" Sonny whispers as his hands frame her face while his thumb caresses her cheeks.

Sonny wasn't surprised it was her and not the brunette…she was the one he wanted from the start. His eyes began to roam in male appreciation taking in every sweet inch of her naked body in front of him. His hands begin to caress her back as he pulls her body to his; he needed their bodies to be skin to skin…slippery and wet sliding against the other. She bites her lip at the feel of his hands claiming her body…and just when he leans in to claim her lips with his own…she was gone and he was left hard and erect as he leaned his head against the wall of the shower and the water rained on his back.

***End Flashback***

Sonny opens his eyes as he lets out a low groan at the fantasy…he finishes pouring his drink since he definitely needed one by now. As he begins to down the liquor the door opens and Jason walks in.

"Got one of those for me to?"

Sonny looks up at Jason, "I didn't take you for the drinking in the middle of the day type."

Jason walks over as Sonny holds out a glass of Bourbon he just poured for him.

"Thanks"

Sonny nods as he takes his drink and sits down on his chair…Jason downs the Bourbon, makes another then joins Sonny taking a seat on the couch.

Jason's night wasn't any better than Sonny's…his night was also restless with visions of Kai. He lay panting on his bed as Kai took him to erotica and back. In his fantasy she had him pinned against the wall as she ripped his shirt open, nibbled at his nipples and was squeezing his firm ass in the his jeans she had already unbuttoned…however his awakening point of his fantasy happened after he picked her up, lay her on his bed and pins her hands above her head…she looks up at him and smiled smugly. He asks her…

"What's so funny?"

"You are if you think this is real" dream Kai responds back

And just like that she was gone…

Sonny watches Jason…he never thought his blank stare could get any more intense but it was and that's how he knew their thoughts were one in the same thinking about the two women who plagued their dreams last night.

Jason looks up at Sonny, "What?"

"Nothing…you just look like you got something on your mind. Anything you wanna say?" Sonny asks

"Nope…you?" Jason replies

"Naaa"

Neither of them were gonna admit to the other that they had the women on the brain…if they did then they'd most likely end back up in another argument on whose fault it was.

"So why'd you come over?" Sonny asks

Jason clears his throat as he tries to think up an answer…what he really wanted to do was yell at Sonny some more for what happened last night but if he did then he'd have to admit to Sonny that he was right. Yes Sonny should have went with the blond and him the brunette…since all Jason could think about was Kai. To answer Sonny's question he says the first believable thing that comes to mind…

"Business" Jason quickly replies

"Yeah, yeah business…so uh…what's up?"

Just as Jason is about to speak they hear loud voices coming from the hallway…

"I told you before he doesn't want any visitors so I'm gonna have to ask you to leave…"

Jason and Sonny look at each other trying to figure out who it is Max can't get rid of

"He'll see me! Step aside Magilla Gorilla! Don't you have some trees to swing from and some banana's to peal! Outta My Way you Big Ape!"

At the same time Sonny and Jason shake their heads in exasperation as they each say "Luke"

"Figures" says Sonny

The door bursts open as Luke quickly slips by Max…he looks back at the guard with a triumphant look.

"You slippin there Max 'Ol Boy" Luke smiles in Max's face…he makes a quick move to Max's breast pocket of his suit, pulls out one of his good cigar's and lights it in his face "Better not let the other bodyguards at the Mobster's Convention hear about it" he takes a drag then blows the smoke in Max's face, "You won't win the award for Big Bad Bodyguard of the Year." he shakes his index finger in Max's face then leans in and whispers, "Don't worry, I won't tell" then shuts the door in Max's face, "Maybe." Luke laughs a hearty laugh then turns around facing Sonny and Jason, "Well you two look like Crap! Where's the hell is the booze?"

Spotting the bar Luke makes his way over there. He pours himself a scotch, downs it and pours another. Sonny watches as Luke helps himself to his liquor. Shaking his head was all he could do since this was Luke after all.

"Is there a point to this visit Luke?" Sonny asks

After downing his third glass of scotch, Luke looks back up to Sonny and Jason just as he takes a drag of his cigar.

"Well what's got your panties in a twist? You two still sore cause you didn't score last night?" Luke laughs.

"Jason and I were just in the middle of an important meeting so whatever it is can you make it quick." Sonny tells him

"Okay if that's the way you want it" Luke pours another scotch "Just in case I didn't make myself clear last night or you and Morgan here develop a case of Alzheimer's Disease I'll get to the point." he quickly downs the scotch then sets the glass back down "My niece and her smart ass partner in crime are off limits to the both of ya! Memorize it, burn it into your brains cause I don't like repeating myself. Well maybe burn is the wrong word for you Corinthos seeing how much Dipody Do Gel you drench in those curly locks of yours. We wouldn't want you to catch yourself on fire now would we?"

The Women

Before Gia would agree to give up any information on Sonny and Jason she made Carly and Kai spill the beans on what went down at the club last night. Carly told Gia everything that happened before Kai could open her mouth and say something smart thus prolonging them from getting the information they wanted.

Needless to say Gia was all for helping out once she heard what happened…she told them everything that she knew about Sonny and Jason; not that she was close to them or anything…she just told them stories that she'd heard here and there. Things that she heard in passing about them from Emily and the Scooby Gang one evening when they had one of their infamous get together dinners where Lucky would supply the ribs from Ely's and Liz would bring her famous brownies that Gia always thought tasted like chocolate covered drywall.

Kai looks at Gia in shock as she says "What the hell…so you mean to tell me Jason use to date Casper's Ol Lady over there!" Gia nodded her head, "Ewwww! I outta kick his ass just for that."

Gia and Carly just shake their heads at Kai…

"Woman did you even hear what Gia just said…did you hear what they do for a living." Carly asks

"Yes Miss Thang I heard her! I can deal with that but having the Hots for Dracula's Widow over there is where I draw the damn line. His ass must be half blind in those baby blues."

"So what are you saying you wanna back out now?" Carly asks

"I didn't say that…their asses deserve to be taught a lesson. It's just…Ewwwwww" Kai shudders in disgust

"Yeah, yeah, we know what you mean." Carly replies

"We don't need a visual to go along with it." Gia adds in

"I'm still trying to figure out what my cousin Lucky sees in her…"

Tired of the subject of Lizzie Webber, Kai interrupts by saying "Enough!" Both Gia and Carly stop talking about you know who at the same time at Kai's outburst. "Let's get down to business."

"Okay…but are you two sure you wanna go through with this. I mean it seems like a hell of a waste. Those two are the Hottest of the Hottest eligible bachelors in this shoe box town." Gia asks

"They are also cocky, arrogant…" Carly says

"Not to mention Dumb Ass Pig Headed Pricks…" Kai finishes Carly's sentence

The door to Kelly's opens with the ring of the jingling bell attached to the top…neither Kai, Gia, or Carly noticed who it was that walked in

"Oh come ON…you two can NOT tell me that you aren't the least bit interested. If I wasn't with my Prince you two would definitely have some competition." Gia smirks "Come on…admit it. If you didn't feel some type of attraction to Sonny Corinthos and Jason Morgan then you wouldn't be this upset about what happened last night." Carly and Kai didn't dare say a word since Gia was right but no way were they gonna admit it. "It's okay, you can admit it. Say it together. Gia is right" she smiles "You know…that has a nice ring to it."

"Do you know how delusional you sound you Nut?" says Kai

"I think you two should go for it, for real" Gia winks at them "You know you want to. It's written all over your faces."

And just then they are all startled by a voice butting in their conversation.

"Well they better wipe it off because no way am I letting my little cousin and her friend get involved with the likes of Corinthos and Angerboy!"

As Gia, Carly and Kai look up they see a very pissed off Marcus Taggert standing in front of them.

The Men

Sonny leans his head back against the cushions of his chair as he closes his eyes and sighs.

"I haven't taken orders from anyone since I was a kid." Sonny sits back up "What makes you think I'm gonna start now?!"

"A little snippy there aren't we." Luke snaps back

"They're big girls they can make their own decisions Luke you don't get to do that for them." Jason adds in

"Ahh and here enters the voice of reason…well thank you Dr. Phil."

The Women

"What the hell is this I'm hearing? I must of heard wrong…I had to. Because there is no way either of you are getting involved with Corinthos and Morgan! Especially not you Kai!" Taggert points to her, "I'm a Lieutenant with the PCPD and you are my cousin! How the hell is that gonna look for you to be dating a criminal and not to mention a sworn enemy of mine?!"

Kai couldn't believe what she was hearing…her cousin was actually trying to forbid her from seeing Jason. She had to do a double take just to make sure she heard him right…pushing her chair back she stands up and looks him dead straight in the eyes as she walks to stand just inches in front of him. Kai takes him by surprise as her hand quickly makes its move to pop him on the back of his baldhead…

"HEY!" Taggert squeals

"Boy have you than lost your damn mind!"

"You know you can get arrested for hitting a police officer." Taggert rubs the back of his head.

"Well if you're gonna arrest me I might as well go all out and mop your ass up and down this diner Marcus and you know I can do it to. Go ahead. Try me!" Kai fires back at him

With the look she had in her eyes Taggert new she meant every word…he backed off on his threat.

"Now just who the hell do you think you are? You don't forbid me to do Jack Squat! Last time I checked I was a grown damn woman who can make her own damn decisions to date anyone she damn well pleases to! You outta know me by now! Did you really think you could get away with your little tantrum?!"

Taggert tries to plead with his cousin "For ONCE in your life can you not be so damn stubborn! This is not a game! Corinthos is a MOB BOSS and Morgan is his trained ENFORCER…do you know what that means! Do you really wanna get involved in their world!

"I know that you're just trying to look out for me in your over protective way…but I can take care of myself. Now if you'd excuse me, I was having a private conversation with my girls here." Kai smiles then joins Gia and Carly back at the table ignoring her cousin's wishes.

"Unbelievable!" Taggert says completely frustrated

Taggert throws his hands up in the air as he takes one last look at Kai…he leaves Kelly's but this was in no way over for him, not by a long shot!

The Men

"Okay Luke…not that it's any of your business or that I owe you an explanation or anything but your niece and her friend probably don't want to have anything to do with us after what happened last night." Sonny says as he stands and makes his way over to the bar to refill his drink.

"Well that's never seem to stop you before Don Juan 'D Mobster. I saw the looks you were giving my niece when she was dancing with Spike over there" Luke points to Jason "And you!" he turns to Jason, "You were checking out the smart mouthed one only it wasn't her mouth you were looking at…no it was more like a lower region you couldn't seem to keep your eyes off of."

Both Sonny and Jason couldn't help but get a quick flash of each of their respective dreams that kept them restless last night. Luke notices that he has lost them both since Corinthos was biting his lower lip while staring at the glass in his hand…and Morgan's had this goofy look on his face instead of his usual blank stare.

"HELLOOOOOOOO! Earth to Mobsters!" Luke bellows

Sonny and Jason hear Luke's loud mouth and they snap out of it…with a sly smile on his face Sonny finishes refilling his drink as he says, "You know what Luke…you're right. A little challenge has never stopped me before so why should I let it now."

"Hey, HEY I didn't say that!" Luke replies in shock at Sonny's change of attitude

Jason stands up "This time I get the brunette."

Suddenly the door once again burst open but this time in walks Taggert with Max right behind him saying "I'm sorry Mr. Corinthos he barged right past me…"

Luke cuts in as he laughs "Looks like it's time for you to get some new guards Sonny because this one can't keep seem to keep out a flea!"

"What the hell do you want Taggert?! Unless you got a warrant I want you outta here!" Sonny tells him

"No warrant…this isn't police business! This is personal. I'm here to put you two on notice…" he points to Sonny and Jason "Stay the hell away from Carly Benson and Kai Campbell!"

"What's it to you if we don't" Sonny asks

"Kai Campbell is my cousin and Carly Benson is her best friend so there's NO WAY in HELL I'm gonna let you two anywhere near them! You got that Corinthos!" Taggert replies back as he glares at both Sonny and Jason

"No I didn't! Why don't you tell me again or for that matter wait a little bit until I can get my lawyer Justice Ward over here to file harassment charges…" Sonny fires back at him

Ignoring Sonny's threats "What's the matter Angerboy, you got nothing to say? Oh yeah that's right I forgot…you only speak when Sonny programs you to." Taggert says with attitude trying to get a rise out of them wanting any excuse to slap handcuffs on them.

Jason just stands with his arms folded and stares at Taggert not saying a word.

"Like I said before Lieutenant…if you don't have a warrant there's the door." Sonny points to the door "Max!" Sonny yells and Max opens the door "Show the Lieutenant here to the elevator."

Max goes over to Taggert staring him down…Not leaving just yet, Taggert stands while glaring at Sonny and Jason before he says one last thing. "One of these days I'm gonna bring you two down…you never know when that day may come…it may be sooner than you think."

"Get The Hell Out!" Sonny yells

"Stay away from Kai and Carly." Taggert warns them both again

And with that said Taggert leaves…once he's out the door Luke chimes in having listening to everything that was said…

"What the HELL! You mean to tell me that I'm on the same side as TAGGERT! No way in HELL is Luke Spencer gonna be on the same side as the Law! Listen up you two if you wanna get back in good with the women folk then Pay Attention!"

***End of Part II***

By

Deonna A.K.A. DCORINTHOS