The mission

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Sakura will be paired up with someone, but I don't know with who so I need help plese vote on the poll on my profile.

Sakura's Pov

Today is the mission with Itachi. Me and him were sent to kill the king of snow,Akio. Me and Itachi have a plan so far. I was to be disugised of a coughsluttycough girl to attract the king's attention. And then, I will kill him either by poisoning his drink or killing him sliently. Itachi is going to kill the guards to make the mission more sucessful and less troublesome. I sound like shikamaru lol. I miss him me and him were great buddies. 'Till Karin came along. Karin lie to everyone. She told them I tried to kill her just because she was with Sasuke. Nobody belived me when I said it wasn't truth. But, now I don't care I found my new family, and they are the Akatsuki.

Itachi's Pov

Sakura transfromed into a brunette with a coughsluttycough red dress. Sakura looks way better in her normal body. "Itachi... Itachi!" Shouted a voice. "What?" I turned around and saw "Sakura." "Don't get distracted and keep a watch and remember our plans." I nodded and watch Sakura. Sakura was swaying her hips seductivley in front of the king. Then, I heard the king saying "Hey baby! Let's go inside my manison and go inside my room!" He winked. I got so jealous my sharigan activated I didn't know that I accidently activated The black flames either while I was glaring at the king. Because the next thing I heard was: "Holy shit! I'm on fire!" Then, the idiot started rolling on the ground as a attempt to put out the fire. But, It was too late and the king was killed. Sakura pretended to be scared and ran away. She did a signal the one that says: when it's time for us to head back. So, me and her started racing to the hideout.

Sakura's Pov

The mission was doing well 'till Itachi activated his sharigan and black flames came out and burned the king. I gave Itachi the signal and we ran to the hideout as fast as we can. If we stay any longer we would have been exposed and that would've made the mission more harder to finish without being caught. As soon as we finished reporting to Pein. I followed Itachi as he went to our room. "Itachi, What the hell was that all about? You almost ruined our mission!" I shouted a little pissed at him. "Sorry. But,atleast we made it out alive." He said. "Okay, I'm sorry too. But,next time be careful you baka!" I said as I hit him in the head. I went to the kitchen to get a cookie. I was eating the cookie 'till Tobi appeared and said in a deep voice: Mortal you will GIVE Tobi the cookie. I got scared so I gave him a cookie and back out of the kitchen slowly and ran to Deidara/Sasori/Tobi's room screaming: Deidara,help! Tobi is trying to kill me again! I cowered behind Deidara as Tobi walked in the room. "Tobi, You baka!" Shouted a angry Deidara. "Wait I can explain!" Said a nervous Tobi. Before Tobi can explain he was sent flying to the living room and I suddenly heard: Bitch get the fuck off me! Tobi must've land on Hidan. I hugged deidard and thanked him. He blushed and chuckled. Sasori glared at Deidara. And they began a glaring contest. I wonder why? I thought. Then, I walked to the living room. No one is here well aleast that's what I thought. As I was watching tv someone landed on my lap it was Hidan. "Hidan get off me! You old-fart!" I shouted. then he got off and grabbed me like a bag of potatoes over his shoulder taking me to his room. "HELP HIDAN IS TRYING TO RAPE ME!" As soon as I shouted that Tobi,Deidara,Sasori,and Itachi came out of the room. Tobi shouted in a deep voice: HIDAN DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY CHERRY BLOSSOM! OR I WILL KILL YOU! Then, Itachi had his Sharigan activated. Deidara had his C4 had his whole army of puppets. It seemed like they weren't going to be holding back on Hidan. Hidan dropped me in fear and said: Fuck this shit! You can keep the bitch!

Then, he ran away like a bitch. While the guys chased him. I sweatdropped. All this just because of me. I went to the room and started watching tv.

4 hours later...

The guys came back without a scratch. Hidan came back as a head. Tobi was grabbing him by the hair and said: If you ever touch Sakura again we will kick your butt. I looked at them and sweatdropped again. Then, I remembered something. "Hey guys where's konan?" I asked. "She's in the office with Pein." Said Itachi. "Thanks." I said. Then I headed to office. I should've knocked because what I saw haunted me for the rest of my life. I saw Konan and Pein half naked and making out. They didn't hear me so I sneaked away and ran to the kitchen where the rest of my fanboys were. Then, I grabbed a shitloads of cookies and started shoving them in my mouth while muttering I didn't see anything. The guys sweatdropped and tried to comfort me but they only end up in a big brawl after arguing they are going to make me feel better.

6 hours laters...

After they all cheered me up I gave them all a peck in the cheek as a thank you and went to sleep.

I love hidan, but I just love to make fun of him. Idk why? :P

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