Reflections

This is weird and random. I'm having trouble posting.. It has one-sided Uchihacest, SasuXSaku, and SasuXNaru, not to mention one-sided NaruXSaku! ahah! I'm not sick-minded!
Sasuke sat at the edge of a small wooden pier over looking a lake near his home. He was still young had just gotten out the hospital after coming home to find that Itachi had massacred their entire family.

He sat scratching his head, mulling over his brother's words. He wants me to get revenge. Sasuke thought slowly, his young mind trying to comprehend things still. People who get revenge always have cool names. I need a cool name. Sasuke rubbed his chin in thought for a second before bursting out, "I know! I can call myself a 'revenger'!"

Excited Sasuke kicked his feet and stirred the water that showed his reflection. The image morphed itself into his brother's face. "Foolish little brother.." it said menacingly.

Sasuke stopped, frozen for a second, before looking down at the water. "Nii-san?" he asked.

The reflection only repeated itself, "Foolish little brother.."

Sasuke made a weird face at it to see if it really was his brother. It only continued to glare at him, so he decided it really was Itachi. "Don't you like my new name, 'revenger'?" Sasuke said proudly.

"Foolish little brother.." Itachi repeated.

Sasuke gasped, shocked that Itachi didn't like his name. Then he resolved to come up with a new one. When you get revenge,.. you wreak vengeance! That's it! "I'm vengeancer!" Sasuke cried triumphantly.

Itachi's reflection sighed in an irritated way and then again added, "Foolish little brother.."

"AUGH!" Sasuke growled, infuriated that Itachi didn't like any of his new names. What do all those words have in common? Hmm.. They all have 'venge' in them! That's it! "I am VENGE!" Sasuke punched the air believing he had finally got the right word.

The reflection emitted another long, heavy sigh and then growled back, "Foolish, foolish little brother!"

"Then you come up with something better!" Sasuke pouted.

"How about aven-" Itachi's reflection began, but Sasuke interrupted.

"OOH! I know!" he cried, "A-veneger!! I'm an avenger!" Sasuke clapped his hands in idiotic glee.

Itachi's reflection began to disappear. But before it was gone, he added, "Foolish little brother.."

"Wait Nii-san!" Sasuke cried, leaning down towards the water.

Itachi came back into focus. "What?! What now?" he demanded sharply.

Sasuke frowned and gave his puppy dog eyes. "You didn't give me a kiss good bye!" he said meekly.

Itachi's reflection stared at him shocked and horrorified. "Kiss?!" it yelled. "Who the hell do you think I am?"

Sasuke only leaned closer. "Pwleeease?"

Itachi scowled at him.

"PLWEEEASE!!" Sasuke begged.

Itachi growled, "HELL. NO." Then he disappeared.

"Nii-san!" Sasuke called desperately leaning over the water. "Wait! What about my kiss!?"

Sasuke jumped into the water head first. Sakura and Naruto had been watching the entire time, only able to hear the last part of the conversation.

Sakura ran after Sasuke, "Poor Sasuke-kun!" she shrieked. "Don't worry! I'll save you!"

Meanwhile, Naruto only stared after them in disgusted awe. He wanted his brother to kiss him.. Naruto shivered at the thought.

Sasuke was about halfway down to bottom of the lake when he realized he didn't know how to swim. He had asked Itachi to teach him. But Itachi refused to go into the water because it meant he had to take off his shirt around Sasuke. Sasuke almost cried a little. Nii-san was so distant! He thought sorrowfully. He had begun to lose consciousness when he felt someone grab him.

Sasuke awoke to hear Naruto and Sakura arguing.

"Someone needs to help him!" Naruto insisted.

"He needs CPR!" Sakura retorted.

Sasuke had almost opened his eyes, but pretended to still be unconscious. Naruto might give me CPR! He thought excitedly. Itachi had refused to kiss him, but Naruto just might!

"I'm not doing it!" Naruto stated.

"That's okay! I will," Sakura smiled evilly. Sasuke had been too lost in his day-dreaming to hear either of them.

He felt someone lean over him, and opened his eyes a little to see who it was. He nearly jumped out of his skin when he realized it was Sakura. Quickly he sat up, pushing her away. He rubbed his face so that Naruto wouldn't see how disappointed he was.

Naruto only breathed a sigh of relief. His friend was safe, and Sakura hadn't kissed Sasuke. After all, Naruto wanted to kiss Sakura.


YEAH! Retardedness! Well, please give me reviews! I hardly get any! please! Do my fics really suck that much?! C'mon! Stop being so cruel!