Barney knew he was about to burst. He jumped off the couch and ran to the bathroom. He threw a candle and it shaddered against the floor.
Lily heard the glass break and she shot off towards the bathroom. "Barney open the door!" She jiggled the doorknob and then ran to the bathroom door. Eventually she was able to get the lock picked and then she saw Barney.
Barney had a large shard of falling from his hand. And a giant cut on his left wrist.
"God Barney!" Lily walked over to Barney and dropped to her knees. She then grabbed a wet wash rag and rubbed it on his cut. This was to deep.
"Tell...Robin...that I've...always...loved her." Barney closed his eyes and went limp.
Lily wasn't a doctor, she was just a simple kindergarten teacher. But she has learned a lot from the school nurse. Like when a kid falls off the monkey bars and needs stitches. And right now Barney was that little kid.
Barney opened his eyes. And he saw white. Which actually hurt his eyes so he groaned.
"Hey." Marshall first started up. Barney jumped when he saw everyone. Everyone but Robin. And Ted.
Ted and Barney got into a fight again. He said Barney wasn't a good friend so Barney assumed he just didn't care.
"W-what happened, where's Robin?"
"Oh, Don took her on a camping trip. And I guess she doesn't know your here because she has No signal. But boy was she excited! She smiled for hours. And Don is super cool! He bought me some Star Wars acation figures and I so hope Robin never gets rid of this man!"
"Oh."
"Wow sorry for rambling and stuff but boy do I love that Don guy-"
That's what made Barney really ticked. But he refused to show any emotion.
"Guys, what happened?"
Lily spoke up. "Well Barney. I came to get your apartment and you said your weren't feeling well. So I felt some your head and you passed out."
"Hey guys I'll be right back. I think I'm gonna go to the cafeteria and eat. Then I'll go back to the apartment and catch up on some rest." And that's when Marshall left and that's when Barney broke.
He cried for a solid ten minutes and finally spoke up.
"Why do you help me?"
"Because Barney. When I see a little kid eating glue in a corner I gotta help. But when I see my best friend hurting and in pain, I have to help. Barney you mean a lot to us. And maybe Ted doesn't know this right now but he'll come around."
"Where is Ted?"
"Oh. I guess I haven't told him yet?"
"Where's Ted." He repeated.
"I told him and he went to the bar."
"Oh." Barney let out a deep breathe and rested his head on the pillow.
Then he fell asleep. Lily wanted to call Robin so bad. But she knew she couldn't. But she did want to beat the tar out of Don..
