The Misadventures of the Labyrinth

The Misadventures of the Labyrinth

Chapter two

An: So this is the second and last chapter…we kinda got bored of writing it…enjoy!! :D Remember wondering about an inside joke? Review and you shall know!

As they opened their eyes, they found them self in a strange place with strange red light around them.

"Wow where did you take us Hedwig?" Laura asked turning around to the weirdo with the tights.

"My name is Jareth!"

"Do I look like I care,…and by the way! I can see your dick!" Laura laughs.

"But we're not complaining! Wink wink" Kara laughs.

Before he can answer to these insults, Kara already carries on.

"While we on the subject of your fashion sense… What the fuck is up with your make up??"

"It looks gay, I'm female and I don't even wear make up like that! Your gay!!" Laura joins in.

"STOP!!" The weirdo yells.

"No you stop!" Laura yells back.

"Do you guys ever shut up?!"

"No you shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up!!" Kara argues.

"Are you done yet?"

"I love you!" Kara says sweetly.

Hedwig also known as weirdo turns bright red in the face with anger.

"Oh my god! You are just as annoying as blockhead!! Just try to get to my castle in the middle of the labyrinth and you'll get the kid back" The loser which we can't remember the name of yells.

"But I love Blockhead" Kara whines.

The weirdo doesn't answer and just turns into the owl again and leaves.

"See ya Hedwig" Laura calls after him.

"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" Kara hm's.

"I think we should have another drink."

"Wow I think so too!!"

"Oh my god!!"

"We must be twins!!" both of them say together.

Half an hour and a bottle of vodka later:

"Hey, hey,… look there is a labyrinth." Laura points out.

"Woooooooo,… Let's wander around in it!"

"Ok!" And the two drunken girls made their way to the labyrinth.

The two girls walk towards the labyrinth, stumbling as they do. They reach it and wander along until the find a dwarf thing.

"Oh my god! You are so ugly! Can you help us ugly one?" Laura says laughing her little butt off.

"OH MY GOD! FARIES!...let's kill them."

Suddenly a door appears next to them.

"I hope you get lost. Stupid humans" The ugly thing says.

"YAY A DOOR!" Kara squeals.

"Cooooooooooooooooollll!! Let's have an adventure!!"

"Let's have an adventure Laura, AN ADVENTURE!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!"

The two drunk girls again stumble towards the door…falling over a few times. Kara tries to open the door.

"Laura help me this door is heavy!!...I love you"

"No you don't…you just want me for sex" Laura says as she opens the door.

"How did you know?! I thought I hid that secret perfectly!"

"I can read your mind…"

"Oh my god really? What am I thinking right now?!"

"You can tell me to my face

or even on the phone

you can write it a letter

either way I have to know."

"…Holy shit I did think that!!"

"I told you so!...you were humming"

"I was? Huh what do you know…."

The two girls walk down the long long long long corridor thingy.

"We have been walking for like a million hours!!"

"…why are we still wearing clothes?"

"So we can say what are you wearing wink wink"

"Oh yeah!...my shoulders are exposed, I'm going to get so pregnant now."

At that moment they were interrupted by a blue worm.

"Stop walking!" the blue worm says

"No you stop…"

"Oh my god a talking worm!!...I'm thinker than I'm drunk!"

"…don't you mean I'm drunker than I thought…"

"Wow how did you know that?"

"I can read your mind!"

They again are interrupted by the talking worm.

"There are lots of openings, there is one right there!" It says

"Hey thanks Mr wormy dude!"

The two girls move towards the opening and turn right to start walking.

"No don't go that way! Never go that way!"

"…I'm going to go that way just to spite you now. And there is nothing you can do about it!" Kara screams, storming off. Laura follows flipping the worm off.

"Hey! We're at the castle!" Kara squeals.

"Boooooooooooring….Let's be ninjas!" Laura squeals back.

"YAY!" Kara squeals…again. We like to squeal.

The two girls then proceed to act like ninjas and snuck very skillfully up to the castle and into the throne room. The goblins didn't even notice because of their awesome ninja skills. Kara snuck up behind the weirdo in tights and proceeded to jump on him yelling;

"HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!...What are you wearing? Wink wink"

"Gah get off me!"

"b-b-but I love you! Why do you hate me!" Kara cries, sobbing into his hair.

"That is so unfair!"

The goblin king sighs.

"Let's just finish this stupidity! Can I rule you? If you allow me to rule you, I will be your slave."

"What the fuck?! How does that work? Do you like tell me what to order you to do? You make no sense!" The German girl is confused again.

"You're stupid….can I have my cousin back?" Kara asks

"Can I keep one of you?" The weirdo asks

"No" laura says

"Ohhhhh why not? That isn't fair!" He whines.

"Oh your such a fag! Go straighten your hair!"

"Have a peach" Kara says randomly.

"Take the fucking kid and go!" He yells.

"How do we leave? Oh by the way I can see your dick!" Laura squeals.

Suddenly they were back home.

"How did we get here? Is this my house?...I'm hungry."

"Oh look out the window! There is Hedwig! Maybe Harry has a message for us!"

"Booooooooooring!...wonder what's on tv…"

And so they skipped off and watched tv. Matthew grew up leanring the wrong colours, was bullied at school and turned into the phantom of the opera who kills a lot of people. Maybe they should have left him with the weirdo in tight pants. What do YOU think?

p.s: What are you wearing?

The End