"So... I've been meaning to ask ya..." Quick Draw McGraw stated as he and Baba Looey were having their dinner of grass and hay, because they were horses, facing Dry Bowser's skull as they were inside a cave, since it was pouring rain outside. "...Are you a real villain?"

Dry Bowser blinked as he closed his pupils, opening them back up as he tried to explain his predicament. "Well, uh, technically, uh... nah."

Quick Draw murmured as he rubbed his chin. "Have you ever, caught a good guy, like a..." He paused to think. "...like a real superhero?"

"Nah." Dry Bowser pointed out as he noticed a few of his bones nearby out in the rain.

"Have you ever tried a devious trap? A scheming plot?" Baba Looey pointed out as he adjusted his yellow hat.

"...nah, nah." Dry Bowser droned on as he tried to use his dark magic to get some of his bones to his head, only for the bones to hit him in the face.

Quick Draw and Baba Looey exchanged glances with each other as they both shrugged and sighed.

"All right. I can see, that we will have to teach you..." Quick Draw started as he adjusted his big red hat.

"...how to be a villain!" Baba Looey exclaimed with excitement, since this was something they would never get to do on a regular basis.