/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ Code Gym Class /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

By One Sided Pancake

- Period One: Gym Class: Part 2

- Activity: Basketball –

The score was 6 to 9, the Britannian Gym team in the lead.

"Something isn't right here, and it isn't just the desperate hilarity of the score, or the fact that Suzaku isn't wearing any pants…" spoke Lelouch, who was in a schoolgirl costume.

"Lamperouge!! For the eighth time this week, where are your gym clothes?!" The gym teacher had had enough of this nonsense, but she did have to admit that Lelouch looked downright FINE.

"I'm sorry, Viletta. I just thought I'd get back in touch with my feminine side, is all. And that last sentence I said was a little pervy, if you think about it." Lelouch pointed out.

"Wow… He's right… It IS a little pervy…." Viletta whispered to herself. She started to walk away, and with that, she made a mental note to take her kittens out of the microwave. Seemed like Lelouch was off the hook again. He had to admit; Viletta could be pretty dense sometimes.

The game continued.

"Suzaku!" A player from the Britannian Gym team passed Suzaku the ball.

Suzaku caught the ball with his teeth, but both his teeth and the ball were ripped out of his mouth when an opposing player took it back.

The Japanese Gym team member continued down the court with the basketball, already within inches of the basket. He was about to throw it when out of nowhere, Nunnally crashed through the wall, screaming "OH YEAAHH!!!"

Lelouch slapped himself in the face. He should have never let Nunnally watch all those Kool-Aid commercials at 3 o'clock in the morning. It was starting to have a bad influence on her.

Nunnally took the ball down the opposite end of the court despite the fact that A) She is blind, B) She is in a wheelchair and C) She doesn't even go to this school. She attempted to make a basket 12 times, but failed each time. She was starting to get angry, turning a shade of lime green, and a six-pack emerged from where her flat tummy had been.

"Does this always happen to her when she gets angry?" someone asked Lelouch.

"Only on Fridays." Lelouch replied.

Ah, SHIT. If I'm going to make a basket, I'm going to have to think fast… Nunnally thought to herself and her schizophrenic alter ego.

Nunnally quickly turned around and pointed to the wall behind her.

"Look! A distraction!"

Everyone turned around.

"WHERE?!?!"

"OH MAI GAWD LOOK!!! A DISTRACTION!11!!!"

"THAT IS THE MOST AMAZING DISTRACTION I'VE EVER SEEN!!!"

Nunnally rolled her eyes.
"Silly Rabbit," she started.

"Trix are for kids!"

Anyways, Nunnally used this opportunity to run out of her wheelchair and slam-dunk the ball. She pumped her fist in the air. "YES!!! DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT!?" but no one

seemed to be listening. They were all too busy marveling over a non-existent distraction.

"CURSES!!! FOILED AGAIN!!" Nunnally kicked her wheelchair which exploded into a million pieces upon impact. Nunnally then spoke such a colorful language that even the saltiest of seadogs would take one look at her and say "Daaaaayum!"

Viletta was the first one to snap out of the curse of the non-existent distraction.

"Hey! You there! You don't even go to this school!"

Nunnally's eyes narrowed as she reached into her ass and pulled out an envelope. She opened it and pulled out blackmail pictures of Viletta at prom night. An evil sneer spread upon her face. She then proceeded to laugh like Rena Ryuuga from Higurashi at the scene where she was about to randomly kill Keichi in the forest. Kinky, Viletta thought to herself.

"Oh, really? Well, I guess that all 146 of these pictures might accidentally upload themselves onto myspace somehow…"

Viletta gasped. "YOU WOULDN'T!!!!"

"I WOULD!!!!"

Without another word, Viletta ran out the gymnasium doors, screaming, "I SWEAR TO GOD, I THAT KITTEN WAS COMING ONTO ME!!! IT CAME ONTO ME OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!111!!" Viletta ran all the way home and ate tubs of ice cream on her bed, crying herself to sleep, despite the fact she was lactose intolerant.

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- One Sided Pancake