Things the Turks are Not Allowed to Do. Part Two 36 - 62
36. Their is no causal Friday. (or any other day of the week)
don't take it upon yourself to create a chart of your fellow turks sexual orientations.
38. Taking bets as to how long a turk will stay with a current Boyfriend/Girlfriend is prohibited after that last incident.
38. Veld will not let you call him papa/daddy/dad/mommy/Sugar daddy/mother/father/uncle/brother/ho/Gramps/old man, No. Not even if your drunk. I don't see why this has to be a rule. see rules 3 and 4
39. You should not stalk fellow turks.
40. The cats ate my paperwork is not an excuse. You still have to turn it in anyway. (Rule also applies for the duck and any other animal.)
41. Stuffed animals should not be used to hold weapons.
42. You are not allowed to show up naked to work. see rule 1
43. If you want to drink alcohol on the job hide it properly.
44. Please don't flirt with the enemy. (see shinras list of enemys for more detail.)
45. Don't steal from the labs unless ordered to.
46. Your fellow Turks do not wish to be set up on blind dates without their permission.
47. Try not to kill the janitors.(It's a pain to keep replacing them)
48. Don't show up to work wearing another departments uniform.
49. Just Because your commanding officer did it does not mean you can.
50. Every Turk should be well versed in rules 49, 21, 20 and 11
51. Katana does not eat people. Reno should stop scaring the recruits by implying he does.
52. Kilts are not allowed to be worn in place of pants see rule 14
53. The supply closets will not eat you. no matter what Reno and Rude claim to the contrary.
54. Nunchuck is not an alien. (Please stop trying to send him to space)
55. Tseng is not allowed to go undercover at any kind of strip club.(took hours to get him out last time)
56. Please don't sell photos of the people you've been hired to protect (yes this includes nudes)
cake is not a lie
58. Don't sext at work
59. Don't have sex at the work place.
60. Turks can't vote people out the window. see rule 30
61. You should not use turk equipment to spy on your significant other.
62. Explosives do not in fact solve everything
