Mr. Awesomeness: Emmett

Soccer Mom: Esme

Dr. Dad: Carlisle

SOCCER MOM IS ONLINE
DR.DAD IS ONLINE
MR.AWESOMENESS IS ONLINE

Soccer Mom: Well, this certainly is interesting.

Dr. Dad: Yes. It's so hard to keep up with technology these days!

Soccer Mom: I know!

Dr. Dad: I mean, why are we talking online if we're in the same house?

Soccer Mom: I don't know.

MR. AWESOMENESS IS ONLINE

Mr. Awesomeness: Yo! Vampire dawg in the house!

Soccer Mom: Emmett, we're all vampires.

Mr. Awesomeness: OMG! IDK, I thought I was da only 1!!

Dr. Dad: What?

Mr. Awesomeness: LOL, u don't no txt tlk. ROFL!!

MR. AWESOMENESS HAS LOGGED OFF

Soccer Mom: What did he say?

Dr. Dad: I think he said, "Lingering on life, you don't know tax track. Rinse out floor laundry!!"

Soccer Mom: Now that makes no sense.

Dr. Dad: I no, OMG!!

DR. DAD HAS LOGGED OFF

SOCCER MOM HAS LOGGED OFF