Mr. Awesomeness: Emmett
Soccer Mom: Esme
Dr. Dad: Carlisle
SOCCER MOM IS ONLINE
DR.DAD IS
ONLINE
MR.AWESOMENESS IS ONLINE
Soccer Mom: Well, this certainly is interesting.
Dr. Dad: Yes. It's so hard to keep up with technology these days!
Soccer Mom: I know!
Dr. Dad: I mean, why are we talking online if we're in the same house?
Soccer Mom: I don't know.
MR. AWESOMENESS IS ONLINE
Mr. Awesomeness: Yo! Vampire dawg in the house!
Soccer Mom: Emmett, we're all vampires.
Mr. Awesomeness: OMG! IDK, I thought I was da only 1!!
Dr. Dad: What?
Mr. Awesomeness: LOL, u don't no txt tlk. ROFL!!
MR. AWESOMENESS HAS LOGGED OFF
Soccer Mom: What did he say?
Dr. Dad: I think he said, "Lingering on life, you don't know tax track. Rinse out floor laundry!!"
Soccer Mom: Now that makes no sense.
Dr. Dad: I no, OMG!!
DR. DAD HAS LOGGED OFF
SOCCER MOM HAS LOGGED OFF
