DISCLAIMER:I do not own except my remix of Forget You by Cee-lo Green, I don't own song Misery Business, characters (except Chase, Kylie, and Steven), or twilight, or Harry Potter (plot, characters etc.) J.K. Rowling and Stephanie Meyers does!

Bella's POV

Why me? What did I do to deserve this humiliation! Nothing that's what! Darn videos, I should've burned those when I had the chance.

Emmett shouted "Lets watch this one called switch", I blushed madly. Crap. "ooh, she's blushing we must watch it"

I felt my face turning even redder, if possible when Rosalie put the tape in... I hope this isn't the tape I think it is.

I turned to hide my face in Edward's chest so I wouldn't have to watch, but I figured, well the whole point of Renee sending these was for me to watch them, so I reluctantly turned to face the TV again.

3rd POV

The Cullens and Bella watched as the camera turned on to show a fifteen year-old Bella and seventeen year-old boy into the camera's view with evil smiles on their faces. The boy's face showed confusion "Kylie, why are you recording this?" she simply said "because Chase, it's bound to be funny"

Bella POV

On-screen Bella and Chase both handed each other a piece of paper with writing on it.

Kylie turned the camera to face her.

"For those of you that are watching this-" she was interrupted by Bella saying "No one will be watching this, but us!"

Kylie glared. " As I was saying before I was RUDELY interrupted, Bella and Chase here had this idea that every month or so on this specific date they will write a list of what they want the other person to do and they must complete those tasks."

Before she could continue Chase interrupted whatever she was about to say next.

"Sorry Ky, but you forgot too mention that if it's illegal it can't be too extreme"

"You also forgot to say that you can't tell anyone unless either Chase or myself says so." Bella added as an afterthought.

Kylie gave a if-looks-could-kill Glare. Chase and I flinched slightly.

The screen went black. Emmett said "what just happened?" "hold on it'll come on in a minute", I replied not making eye contact with anyone.

Time-skip

I reappeared on the screen with Chase and Kylie, my muggle friends. "Really Chase you're gonna make me do this?" "yupp" he said popping the 'p' "besides-" he continued thoughtfully "it's a great song and everyone will think so and if they don't they can go- " "OK!" I interrupted his rant, "lets just get this over with oh! And you and Ky are doing back-up" he just shrugged.

I took a deep breath as our principal announced our band 'Cupcake Corruption', I laughed thinking about our band name when we I on holiday from Hog...I couldn't finish that thought, I feel like such a coward hiding out in forks because according to Dumbledore I need to be 'protected', I was enveloped in sadness as I thought about Harry, Hermione, Ron and so many others who had to help keep the school safe from Voldemort while I'm here...I should probably mention some very important facts like:

Harry is my Brother, twin actually, we are the chosen ones, we have a special mind connection I guess you could call it where we can speak to each other in our mind, I'm a metamorphagus (meaning I can change my appearance and my hair can change based on my emotions), I'm from London, I attended Howarts school for witchcraft and wizardry, my full name is Isabella Tonks Marie Black Swan Potter, my best friends are Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny, and last, but definitely not least...I'm a witch.

I don't want to lie to the Cullens, but unfortunately I am bound by the Unbreakable Vow, so if I tell them I will die which I can't because I have a wizard and muggle world to save and that would tear Edward, his, and my family apart. I know I will have to come clean soon but I'm scared of their reactions...

-BACK TO VIDEO-

Kylie and Chase were playing instruments and I was about to sing a song I wrote called 'Misery Business'

I took a deep breath and began.

"I'm in the business of misery,

Let's take it from the top.
She's got a body like an hourglass, it's ticking like a clock.
It's a matter of time before we all run out,
When I thought he was mine she caught him by the mouth.

I waited eight long months,
She finally set him free.
I told him I couldn't lie he was the only one for me.
Two weeks and we caught on fire,
She's got it out for me,
But I wear the biggest smile.

Whoa, i never meant to brag.
But I got him where I want him now.
Whoa, it was never my intention to brag
To steal it all away from you now.
But God does it feel so good,
Cause I got him where I want him now.
And if you could then you know you would.
'Cause God it just feels so...
It just feels so good.

Second chances they don't ever matter, people never change.
Once a whore you're nothing more, I'm sorry, that'll never change.
And about forgiveness, we're both supposed to have exchanged.
I'm sorry honey, but I passed it up, now look this way.
Well there's a million other girls who do it just like you.
Looking as innocent as possible to get to who,
They want and what they like it's easy if you do it right.
Well I refuse, I refuse, I refuse!

Whoa, i never meant brag
But I got him where I want him now.
Whoa, it was never my intention to brag
To steal it all away from you now.
But God does it feel so good,
'Cause I got him where I want him right now.
And if you could then you know you would.
'Cause God it just feels so...
It just feels so good.

I watched his wildest dreams come true
Not one of them involving you
Just watch my wildest dreams come true
Not one of them involving...

Whoa, i never meant to brag
But I got him where I want him now.

Whoa, i never meant to brag
But I got him where I want him now.
Whoa, it was never my intention to brag
To steal it all away from you now.
But God does it feel so good,
'Cause I got him where I want him now.
And if you could then you know you would.
'Cause God it just feels so...
It just feels so good."

The crowd broke off into applause and we bowed, laughed, and walked off the stage.

The screen went black and we decided we were done watching home movies for now. Edward and Jasper exchanged a glance and Edward's eyebrows furrowed. He turned to me and said "What's wrong Bella? Jasper says your feeling sad and anxious about something" "Well you see..." I said,

okokok so sorry! I will update asap and as you can see I made this into more than just home videos its now a harry potter twilight crossover...please review and I'll update asap! I will update in two days if I get 10 reviews and if you read this please put the word cherry in your review! :D any questions, comments, or suggestions pm me. Sorry about the cliffy...

Au revoir for now my fan-fictioners!

~S.D.B.T.F.G.R.~