Chapter 1: First Sight
As I arrived in Forks, I found my dad Charlie leaning on the side of the car.
"Hey, Dad. Um, what are you doing?" I asked.
"I'm doing this cause I'm bad." He said.
(Bad by Michael Jackson comes on)
Come on Bells, it's time to go.
How's your mom? I hope she's good.
We're almost here.
Look there's a deer.
It's always green
And a lot of tree.
I'm a Cop
I'm a Cop
In Forks!
We had now arrived at Charlie's small house. I went up to my old room which was now painted purple. I looked out my window and I saw my dad standing outside next to a truck. I ran outside.
"Hey Bells, this is your welcome home present." Charlie explained.
"Aw, really. Hey, who are the dudes?" I asked.
"Oh! This is Billy Black, my best friend, and Jacob Black, the boy I want you to da- I mean be friends with." He introduced.
"Nice to see you again, Bella." Billy said.
"Hey, wanna hang out sometime?" Jacob said.
"After you show me how to drive my truck." I said with a grin.
"Ok!"
*Flash forward to school*
"Um, are you Isabella Swan?" this nerdy dude asked me.
"Um, yeah, but call me Bella." I replied.
" Well, then, Bella, I'm Eric. I'm the eyes and the ears of the school." He said.
"Meaning." I raised an eyebrow.
"I work with the school paper." Eric explained.
"Oh." I said.
"May I escort you to your first class?" he asked.
"Sure."
"So where did you move from?" Eric asked trying to make small talk.
"Arizona. Phoenix" I replied.
"Oh, how long have you lived there?" He questioned opening the cafeteria door for me.
"Since I was little, like baby little." I retorted as I walked through the door.
"Wow, that's interesting." He said obliviously interested in me. "What your first class?"
"Umm… CRAP! It's gym!" I yelled.
"What's wrong with gym?" Eric asked.
"Everything! First, it's my FIRST class so that means I'm going to have to stink all day. Second, I am very uncoordinated." As I explained I tripped.
"It's won't be that bad trust me! Well, here is the locker room… um see you later?" he asked hopefully.
"Yeah sure, whatever." I said busting into the locker room.
*Fast forward to gym part*
Gotta focus on hitting the ball. HA! I HIT IT… into that boy.
"OUCH! Who the hell hit me? HUH?" sharkboy asked.
"Sorry it was me! I told them don't let me play" I said batting my eyelashes.
"Oh, no, it's… cool. I'm Mike." He introduced.
"Hey, I'm Bella!"
"She has a nice spike right" This prep said sarcastically.
"By the way, I'm Jessica." She said flipping her hair into my face.
"Yeah, sure"I retorted.
*Fast forward to LUNCH TIME*
JESSICA'S POV
"and this crazy pyramid fell from the sky. And that was my dream!" Eric ended. "Hey, I see you met my home girl, Bella."
What was so special about Bella? I mean I'm pretty. Hmm… I think I'm gonna have to assassinate her. If I only had a …
"Who are they?" Bella asked.
"That's Emmett Cullen (Mr. Dimples) and Rosalie Hale (The Blonde Bimbo). There like together… like together together."
"Did you know your voice is annoying?" she asked.
"Yes, that's why I talk all the time, now shut up! And that's Jasper Hale (The One with the Stick up His Ass.) and Alice Cullen (The Pixie on Drugs). And that's …"
"OMG, just fucking tell me!"
"Edward Cullen (the Greek God). They all live with Dr. Cullen (the sexist doctor ALIVE) and his wife."
Then all of a sudden, Edward Cullen started laughing hysterically. Just as fast as he started, he stopped and looked at me and said, "Sorry, continue with the introductions." FREAKS!
Then the lunch bell rang.
*Biology*
BELLA'S POV
As I enter then door, I saw the most gorgeous face I ever had seen. The face of –close up- Edward Cullen.
I walked into the fan and let him see my beauty. Then he stiffened like he turned to stone.
"Ah, you must be Isabella." The teacher said.
"Yep, that's me!" I said.
"Go ahead and have a seat next to Mr. Cullen." He gestured toward the seat.
"Kay, Kay." I sat in the seat next to Mr. Hottie.
"Hi!" I greeted.
"Hello." he strained.
"Are you okay? You sound constipated." I said worried.
"I'm fine" he strained again.
"No, you're not" I raised my hand.
"Yes, Isabella" Mr. what-his-face said
"Edward is constipated. Do you have any laxatives?" I asked.
"Uh, no. do you need to leave, Mr. Cullen?" he asked.
"Uhh, yes, sir." He said. He got up and left.
"Hope you can go poop!" I said while waving.
The class laughed.
*End of the day*
This day has gone fairly well, other than all the boys following me and constipated Edward. Hmm, I hope he's all right.
As I walked into the office, I heard his smexy voice.
"I need to trade sixth hour Biology." He demanded. I wonder why he wants to switch, I hope I wasn't the cause.
"Why?" the receptionist asked.
"The new girl, Bella, she's embarrassing. She told the whole class I was constipated!" He rambled.
"Wow, I'll see if I can find something."
I decided it's time to intervene.
"Sup, Eddie?" I greeted.
"Please, don't call me Eddie." He said.
"Aw, is little Eddie hungry? It's okay, Eddie, maybe we'll have really good food today!" I said trying to cheer him up.
"There is always good food." He sighed.
"Well, let's go somewhere!" I said.
"WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! Aren't we ahead a few chapters?" he said going through this book.
"Well, the author of this story probably doesn't wanna write all that crap!" I reasoned.
"Well, fine, but I'm only doing this for the author!"
"Come on then, we have to go! To Italian Bella!" I ran out the door.
