Principal Ishiyama tuned in again to Mr. Lancer's class.
Dash's voice came out.
"For the holidays, I made you guys something I love to take out for the seasons that everyone seems to love."
"Ooh, what?" Came Paulina's voice.
"My balls."
Principal Ishiyama spat her drink out.
"Ooh, they're quite big!"
"I must say, they're a tad misshaped..."
"That because they sat on a hot stove top for too long."
"How do you get them so round?"
"Oh, using plastic molds."
Principal Ishiyama stared, hardly noticing she spat out her drink.
"Gosh, Dash! You should show those all year!"
"Y'think?"
"Take the wrap off of them. They're prettier when the wrap isn't on them."
"They're made out of certain ingredients...Not always easy to get..."
"What if you made one smothered in peanut butter?"
"Ooh, I need to try that..."
"Mmm, balls..."
"They don't happen to have alcohol in them, do they?"
"Nope. Don't worry."
"I bet you got them from the football team..."
"No, they're my own recipe."
"Well, I like the size of them..."
"I can put them in a sack for you, if you want."
"Ooh, I need a ball sack."
"Ooh, they break easy."
"Can't wait to get my mouth around one."
Principal Ishiyama dashed out the door into Mr. Lancer's class again.
What she saw was Dash Baxter offering bags of popcorn balls for the class. Some had caramel poured over them. The class turned to her. "Um, is there anything wrong, Mrs. Ishiyama?" Dash asked. She shook her head and ran out the door.
Mr. Lancer stared. "Why does she keep doing that lately?"
XD I should be ashamed for writing this. Anyhow, I don't own DP, and this was based off a SNL sketch- which I also don't own SNL or the sketch.
