DISCLAIMER: if u don't know what it is its in the first chapter….I don't own anything except maybe sum OC' I might put in

A/N: I'm surprise at what I got when I did the first chapter…I got 6 alerts, 4 favorites, and a few reviews though most saying I need some help with my grammar and I need a better plot for my summary….well I don't have a plot I'm just going with the flow but the crossovers that I'm probably going to put in are: Bleach, Teen Titans, Overlord, Darkness, Avatar, Digimon(maybe), Rosario Vampire and there is going a lot a randomness. If any of you watch the Naruto abridged series of MasakoX and Vegeta8396 I requested use of Clucky and The log and Celestial Kyuubi (or w/e(sorry man)) will be helping me out a little. And those of you who think I need my grammar checked out, I know its just the way I type and crap and I might add small author's note in the middle of the story so don't freak out I'm just doing this story cause I have absolutely nothing else to do and it might be fun. Oh and btw there might be lots of time skipping or big time skips its just cause I'm really lazy(so are many authors lol). Anyway on with the story and if u want who I have for the harem so far just pm me. And I'm not going to do Japanese words cause I don't feel like looking them up and I might add my own jutsu.

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(8 YEARS LATER)

(October 10th 10:38 p.m.)

We find our young hero running for his life from a mob on his own birthday.

''KILL THE DEMON!'' yelled a man carrying a club, ''KILL HIM FOR WHAT HE DID TO BOB!!'' yelled the same guy from 8 years ago, ''BURN DEMON!'' yelled a woman with pink hair.

''I didn't do anything!'' yelled Naruto. Naruto ran down an alley and was trapped. The mob cornered him and starting yelling at him in drunken slurs, then one random dude yelled ''I like boogers!''. Then everything went silent as everyone looked at him, then a guy that had a tattoo that read 'Critic' came up to the guy and shot the guy in the head with a 9mm then cleaned off his prints with a rag and placed it in the dead guy's hand and ran off. Everyone just stared as sweat drops formed.

They then proceeded to beat up naruto, they then dragged him outside of the village and crucified him as he screamed in pain, they proceeded to light the cross on fire and they left as he screamed in agonizing pain. ''Some help me!'' yelled Naruto as he cried. When the mob got back to the village they walked right into the Hokage, Sarutobi Hiruzen and a platoon of Anbu. ''WHERE IS NARUTO!'' screamed The Hokage. The mob smiled and one random guy said ''We got rid of him Hokage-sama!''. Sarutobi got a evil glint in his eye that promised pain…a lot of it. He then burned the man alive with a Fire jutsu. ''Take them to Ibiki! And tell him to go wild along with Anko'' Sarutobi said.

The mob screamed in outrage as they were takin away by several Anbu. ''Find Naruto at all costs!'' He yelled, ''HAI!'' they said and ran off in search. Back with naruto he past out in pain as he accepted death. Just then the fire was put out but a bunch of brown goblin and gremlin like creatures ''Get him off that damn cross!'' yelled a gray goblin, he also seemed to be the leader as he seemed unique, he had a walking stick with a small club like end as he used it to hit one of the creatures on the head to get him oving, he also had a small white goatee showing he was quite old. The creatures yelled in happiness saying some like ''we found the master!'' ''The master!, the master!''. They then took naruto off the cross and carried him away. ''Careful you sacks of puss!, Moldy I see you pretending to hold with one claw carry him right you lazy idiot!'' Screamed the old creature (A/N: if u can't figure out this crossover by now you are an ass-tard btw for those that do can any of you remind me if it was moldy or not?)

Back with Sarutobi in his office, '' I'm so so sorry minato, I have failed my promise'' said The old hokage as he looks at the picture of the 4th Hokage. He could have sworn he heard kushina swearing sarutobi a slow painful after life when he dies in the back of his mind, he shivered in utter fright.

As wee look back to the creatures they have taken naruto to an old, scary and intimidating tower. The old one look at naruto as he slept peacefully in a bed with his wounds patched up. He looked at naruto with a smile that was looking like a smirk. ''He he he Evil will ALWAYS find way'' He said as a dark shadow came up from behind him ''Blood will always find a way home gnarl''(A/N: I do NOT own that line) said the shadowy figure. They then smirk knowing the blood line of the overlord as been secured.

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Well there's chapter 2 for you folks. If any of you have suggestions of some crossovers feel free to pm me. I also might be going with a halo one as well. But we'll see

JA-NE!