Dean knows this is probably the weirdest thing to happen to him ever, even weirder then being turned into a cow that one time by that goddamn hippie witch in Ohio because Dean had stuffed that whole burger into his mouth while wearing his leather jacket.
Dean hates witches.
But sitting in a diner with a teenage werewolf that's eating three times what a normal human would, a 'teenage but not really' vampire that eats nothing, and his Sasquatch of a brother really is right there on the top of his ' Fucking Weird Ass Things That Happened To Winchesters' list. It's a double date and it was all Sam's idea.
The silence that has fallen over the table isn't exactly awkward but everyone is just so quiet, Eddie is no doubt reading all their minds, and just for that Dean thinks of several very dirty things he could do to the vampire in the Diner bathroom.
Edward's eyes visibly widen before he relaxes back into the seat and Dean can't help but smirk, feeling a little smug,"Sooo..."Dean trails, purposely drawing out the word trying to buy himself some time to think of what to say,"How's school kiddies?"He grins, because Dean will use every chance given to him to rub being younger in the werewolf's and vampire's faces, even if technically Edward is older.
Jacob rolls his eyes, just like Dean knew he would,"Fine, Dean."He huffs, looking more like a teenager then Sam is completely comfortable with.
Edward, on the other hand, smiles crookedly making Dean's heart jump in that way that makes him feel completely girly and ridiculous,"Very good. Mike Newton has been a big help with our Biology project."
Goddamn minding reading Vampires!
Edward knows Dean hates Mike fucking Newton. The goddamn beady eyed punk just fucking loves all the time hes spending with Dean's mate,"Fucking Newton."Dean grumbles, making Edward laugh behind his lips and Sam crook an eyebrow in question.
"S'Newton that blonde kid that works in the Camping store?"Sam asks, obviously the douche bag already knows who Mike is but still Sam's whole point in life, aside from fucking the werewolf, is to make Dean miserable.
It's what little brothers do.
"Yes Sam."Dean hisses much to the amusement of the supernatural things at the table,"I hate you all."Dean pouts, mostly because he knows that always get to Edward.
And the vampire doesn't disappoint, he reaches under the table for Dean's hand, wrapping his chilly fingers around Dean's own. Dean totally doesn't blush, because he's Dean Winchester and that shit just ain't cool.
Eddie's sending out some major lovey dove-y chick flick vibes and Dean, despite his hate for all thing chick flick-ey, is sending them back.
It freaks Sam out sometimes how his brother looks at the vampire, like he's something to eat and something he wants to hold forever all in one go. Sam wonders if he looks at Jacob like that. He guesses he probably does.
