REMINDER: BOLD LIKE THIS MEANS SOMEONES IN THE CONFESSIONAL. ALSO, IF YOU'RE WONDERING, MIKE IS IN THIS, BUT HE'S NOT COMPETING, AND HE'S GOING TO BE HINTED AT FOR A WHILE, AS HE'S GONNA PLAY A MAJOR ROLE BEHIND THE SCENES. KEEP AN EYE OUT THOUGH, MAYBE YOU'LL FIND HIM? :)
"Last time on Total Drama Paradise. The contestants were forced to build a cabin from explosion wreckage made by yours truly, *Wink* Tyler fell into a coma due to a two faced loser named Eva, and Duncan stole some junk from chef. You know funny I should mention that. Why? Find out now, on Total! Drama! Paradise!
At the campfire after the elimination, Gwen sat near the fire, going through Heathers stuff, trying to find something embarrassing to show to the entire viewing world. She heard footsteps and scrapping metal. "Nice try Duncan, you're not gonna fool me." Gwen looked back at her diary. "Duncan isn't here right now." Chef said. "Wait what?!" Chef threw Gwen in a sack, and walked away. Chef poured sleeping gas into the bag, and Gwen fell asleep.
"Good morning campers!" Chris said on the PA. "Meet me at the dock of shame in 15 minutes!" Harold went to his drawer to get his clothes, but all he saw was a letter. "Dear Harold, I understand times have been tough lately. You need money after all, so I sold all your clothes. Love, mommy. Gosh!"
Harold: I hate Duncan. Plain and simple
At the dock of shame, Chris threw a firecracker into the air. It blew up, releasing a monitor. "As you can see, we have a sack with a treasure located within. In todays challenge, you have to get to it through a deadly laser filled cavern while avoiding falling boulders and lavaflow. But before that, you have to find this cavern while avoiding an old fan favorite character from season 4, Fang. Lions, since you won the last challenge, you get 10 fake Scott heads to lure Fang away if he gets close. Go!" Chris yelled.
The Lions ran across the island. "All right losers. Its time to make a strategy! I say we go-" Heather said, right as she fell into a pit. ""Theres a cave down here!" "Well that was easy enough." Alejandro said
Robbed Man: They actually fell for it. Now that I've sabotaged the game, why not have a little fun? I do have a voiced changing microphone after all.
"Lindsay you're no good, stupid brained, and a pathetic little beauty queen! I can't take your carp anymore!" Said what sounded like Beth. "Beth… are… you… AHHH!" Lindsay said, crying. "I didn't I"- Linday ran away. Everyone looked at Beth. "Nice going, drama queen." Courtney said. "Have fun in Bethland, loser." Duncan said. Everyone walked away.
Robbed Man: Easy.
On the beach, the goats, saw an opening in the ground. They walked in, and were greeted with lasers, Fang, lava, and flying rocks. "We have to do this the old fashioned way." Justin said. Justin took off his shirt. Suddenly, Fang walked away, the rocks went back up, the lava flowed backwards, and the lasers deactivated.
Justin: I've still got it.
The goats reached the sack, only to find the Lions there first. Chris walked into the room. "The goats win!" Chris said. "Wait how?! We won fair and square!" Heather yelled. "Because the Lions went through the wrong tunnel! But I don't remember making that. Who cares."
At the bonfire, the Lions were waiting for Chris to speak. "You failed pretty badly out there guys, might wanna get help. But anyways, the marshmallows go to…
Gwen
Duncan
Alejandro
Izzy
Owen
Courtney
Lindsay
Cody
Sierra
Harold
Beth, you're on the chopping block for being a jerk to Lindsay
Heather, you're on the chopping block for finding the wrong cave.
The final marshmallow goes to
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Heather. Beth time to go home."
At the dock, beth was loaded into the kraken, and blasted away. "Wow huh? What relationships will spoil next? What team will win next? Will Tyler get ever out of his coma?! Find out next time, on Total! Drama! Paradise!
