A mysterious girl with horns and spiked shackles, looking identical to Peach, handed over a Super Crown to a customer Toad. "Thanks for your purchase!" she said. As the line of customers finally ended, she sighed happily. "Man, I am a genius!This is the best idea I've ever had!"

Suddenly, she spotted two figures walking her way.

"Alright, more custo... Mario!?" she shrieked upon recognizing the plumber in red and blue. Then, next to him... "Green 'Stache!?"

The two stared at her. "...you-a know her, bro?" Luigi asked.

Mario shook his head. "I don't-a think so."

The girl rolled her eyes. "Of course you don't. And it should stay that way! Now get lost, you're ruining my business!"

"There's no one here."

"You scared them off!" the girl exclaimed. She sighed, rubbing her temples. "This is terrible... oh well. Might as well as get you two too. Want to try?"

Mario stared. "Try-a what?"

The girl pointed behind her. "Get yourself a Super Crown. They're awesome and can transform you into Peach herself!"

Both plumbers exchanged glances. Luigi then sighed. "Yeah, um, my-a brother here is also a doctor. If you-a want to, you can apply for appointments anyti-"

"Shut it, jerkface!" Sighing more loudly, the girl looked around. "You dorks better decide fast, I've got millions waiting for me."

"Uh... right, sure." Mario and Luigi then stared at the crowns behind her.

"...these aren't illegal, right?" Mario asked. "I've never heard of-a these Super Crowns before..."

"I just discovered them. It's new. Yes, thank me later."

Meanwhile, Luigi rubbed his chin. Wait, she called me Green 'Stache. The only one who does that is... He blinked. "Bowser's got a daughter!?"

Mario and the girl stared at him. "...bro, we've met-a Wendy many times. Where is this even-a coming from?"

Luigi shook his head. "No, bro! Look at her! She looks kinda like Bowser, and she calls-a me Green 'Stache!"

The red hero scratched his head. "Hmm."

As for the girl, she snickered. "Wouldn't you two like to know! Let me show proof of this amazing crown!"

They then noticed that she was also wearing a Super Crown, and the moment she took it off, a puff of smoke engulfed her.

Then, in her place-

Their eyes widened. "B-Bowser!?"

"That's Bowsette to you now, punks!"