A/N: Ok, this chapter is very boring. Galinda…well, she isn't the best writer, let's just say that. I think it's fair to interpret that Galinda wrote the part of Merryweather for herself, Prince Phillip for Fiyero, and Flora and Fauna for Pfanee and Shen Shen. Stefan and Hubert weren't written for any people in particular.
Disclaimer: I don't own Wicked nor do I own Sleeping Beauty, where the character's names come from.
As far as provinces, I made up Andalia, but it turns out to be from Star Wars. I was trying to model the name off of Andalasia, from the movie Enchanted, but guess what? Andalusia is a place from Star Wars, too. So just pretend as though Andalia is a wonderful fairy-tale kingdom, because that's what it's supposed to be in this story. And FYI, Bandalia is one of the many provinces of Andalia (Candalia, Dandalia, Eandalia, Fandalia, etc.).
And yes, I'm pretty sure the wedding vows aren't that original, if I didn't accidentally throw in some random word when I was trying to paraphrase.
If you're not thoroughly confused by now, congratulations! You must be insane!
Galinda, deciding that she had better get a head start on her script, sat down at a table with a notebook and a sparkly pink pencil and began to write.
Merryweather: Hello! How are you all today?
Flora: Good, thank you.
Fauna: Let's have a tea party.
Merryweather: Ok.
Girls go to Flora's cottage for tea.
Flora: My, oh my. This tea sure is delicious.
Fauna: I agree!
Merryweather: More sugar?
Flora and Fauna: Yes, please!
Merryweather: Well, now that we are all done with our tea, let us go out into garden for a walk.
Fauna: What a splendid idea, Merryweather.
Girls go out into garden for a walk.
Flora: Do I spy with my little eye, Prince Phillip and his two dashing young friends, Stefan and Hubert?
Fauna: I believe you do.
Phillip: (Tipping his hat) Good day Misses Flora and Fauna.
Flora and Fauna: (Curtsying) Good day, Prince Phillip.
Phillip: And good day to you, Miss Merryweather. (Kisses her hand) May I have the pleasure of escorting you to the ball my father is hosting this evening?
Merryweather: You may.
Stefan: Miss Flora, may I have the pleasure of escorting you to the ball this evening?
Flora: You may.
Hubert: Miss Fauna, may I have the pleasure of escorting you to the ball this evening?
Fauna: You may.
The boys bow, the girls curtsy, and they all go their respective ways.
Merryweather: We must prepare for the ball this evening.
Flora and Fauna: Yes, we must!
Girls go out to the village to look for dresses.
Merryweather: Oh, what a quaint little dress shop! Let's go inside.
Flora and Fauna: Yes, let's!
Merryweather: Oh, what a gorgeous gold dress! I must try it on.
Flora: What do you think of this midnight blue dress for me?
Merryweather: It is lovely. You must try it on.
Fauna: And what of this ruby colored dress for me?
Merryweather: It is a wonderful match. You must accompany us and try on that dress.
Girls go to dressing rooms and try on dresses. Come out to ask each other's opinions.
Flora: My, Merryweather, your dress is stunning.
Fauna: Indeed it is. You must purchase it, Merryweather.
Merryweather: Thank you so much for your kind, encouraging words. I do believe I will purchase it. And I must say that both of you look simply gorgeous in your dresses.
Flora and Fauna: Thank you, Merryweather.
Shopkeeper comes over
Shopkeeper: Oh, you girls look so lovely—you may have the dresses for free. There's no need to pay me!
Merryweather: I speak for all of us by thanking you graciously.
Girls curtsy and leave with their dresses tied in packages.
Cut to scene: girls arrive at ball with their escorts
Merryweather: What a lovely place for a ball.
Flora: Yes, how lovely.
Fauna: Indeed.
Phillip: Miss Merryweather, may I have the pleasure of this dance?
Merryweather: Yes, you may.
Phillip and Merryweather spin off into ballroom dancing among the other guests at the ball.
Phillip: (After much dancing) Miss Merryweather, will you accompany me out into the gardens for a bit of fresh air?
Merryweather: Of course, your highness.
Phillip and Merryweather walk out into the palace gardens and chat for awhile. As they approach the fountain, Phillip turns to Merryweather.
Phillip: (kneeling) Miss Merryweather, I love you with all my heart. Will you marry me?
Merryweather: I will. I have always loved you.
Phillip: (standing up) And I you.
The couple kisses.
Cut to scene: Prince Phillip and Merryweather's wedding. They are at the altar. Flora and Fauna are the bridesmaids. Stefan and Hubert are also present.
Reverend: Do you, Prince Phillip of Andalia, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife, to love and to cherish as long as you both shall live?
Phillip: I do.
Reverend: Do you, Miss Merryweather of Bandalia take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, to love and to cherish as long as you both shall live?
Merryweather: I do.
Reverend: I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride.
Phillip kisses Merryweather.
Everyone: And they all lived happily ever after!
Curtain closes.
