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Pyschotic

Thoughts

"What the hell were you thinking?"

OK, where does this guy think he got the right to be angry at me over anything? Well you know what he can do? I'll tell you what he can do. He can go f –

It is odd to hear you swear so profusely, Jay.

Psychotic! You're up! That's a lot earlier than expected…

It seems it is possible to become accustomed to having all the energy drained out of oneself.

"Do you know how much danger you put yourself in? You could have died out there! Do you even realize how irresponsible it was of you to go out there with no back up into what was obviously a trap?"

All I'm saying is that he has no business standing there acting like he's Mr. Lord Almighty and can be all like "you're an idiot" when you know what? He's the idiot! IDIOT! That's what he is! And have I mentioned that he can go f –

Psychotic help me out here. She's being ridiculous. She's refusing to talk to Flash- well, you can hear for yourself.

It does appear that this Flash is lecturing Jay. I must agree with her- it does not seem entirely appropriate.

Pysch, old pal, dear friend. You need to help me out. These people already think we're crazy. It's no good if she just sits here fuming and refuses to talk to one of them.

"Are you even listening to me? We made you a full member of the Justice League because we trust you, and that means you're supposed to act like an adult, not like some child who just goes rushing into danger without thinking things through!"

Are you listening to this? ARE YOU LISTENING TO THIS? This guy is a piece of work, that's what I'm saying. Do you hear what I'm telling you? Do you hear what this crackpot is saying? The FLASH is telling ME that I need to be more responsible? This from the guy who ignores suffering orphans in his own city? HAH! That's all I'm saying- HAH! He can go f –

Might I suggest that you simply take over the body? Then you could respond to Flash until Jay calms down.

Ok, a) don't know if you noticed, but there's still a lot of pain floating around. I'm not that worried. And b) even if I wanted to I couldn't. Jay's got herself so worked up that it would take a lot for me to wrest control off her. Maybe you could do it?

"And to go to the moon? Did you completely lose your mind? What if you'd lost consciousness? You didn't even take a spacesuit- even Superman takes a spacesuit! What if your shield had dropped? You think we want to see your body matter splattered across the cosmos?"

Now he's pretending to care? NOW he wants to start caring? For nineteen years he couldn't give a damn and now he wants to start caring? This guy is a piece of work, a real psycho piece of work and I have three people in my head so I know what I'm talking about when I call someone psycho and this damn fool is more psycho than the craziest person out there and he can just go and f –

I cannot gain control. Jay is… enraged. I have never seen her so agitated, and I have not regained my full energy. At this moment she is the strongest of us.

Which means we're stuck listening to her rant?

It appears so.

"And to not even leave any kind of message about where you were, or communicate with anyone! Why exactly do you think we even have a communications system? Do you think you're so good that you don't need to let people know when you might be in danger? Do you really think you can get yourself out of anything? I knew you were confident, but even Superman couldn't be that confident. Do you even understand the concept of teamwork?"

I didn't leave a message? Is it my fault he's mentally challenged? Leaving the co-ordinates and the alert all flagged up wasn't enough? What did he want, a freaking gorilla-gram or something? A singing dancing information clown? Yeah that seems about the right age range for this dimwit! The hypocrite, acting like he's been all worried. Worried? HAH! The Flash wouldn't know worried if it bit him in the face! He can go f –

Hey, how bad could this be? She's got to run out of steam soon, right?

"Are you even listening? Don't you have anything to say for yourself, or are you going to just sit there and glare at me? Yeah, that's real mature!"

Oh now he's calling me immature? HE is calling ME immature? I'm being called immature by the King of Idiots himself? This is rich, this is just so rich! He can go f –

I mean, now you're out Psychotic, there shouldn't be any harm in her getting this angry, right?

"And you can stop looking like you don't deserve a good telling off! There was absolutely no reason for you to put yourself in danger this time round! Unless you were after some glory, trying to catch out the bad guy- well there's no place for grandstanding in the Justice League, and you ought to know that by now!"

This guy! This guy! This guy! A real piece of work, this guy! No grandstanding? NO GRANDSTANDING? Like everyone in the entire Justice League doesn't do it like every day? Where does he get off telling me I shouldn't be doing my job? MY JOB! It's my job! Some superhero he is, that's all I'm going to say, the f –

I do not see that there is any danger of Jay being angry. Except that it is strange to see her so.

Yeah. Here's hoping. If he keeps this up she's going to go nuts.

In so far as I understand your definition of 'nuts', I believe Jay overstepped that line some time ago.

"I just hope you've learnt your lesson from all this, and won't be doing anything this stupid again!"

"Why you stupid stuck-up son of a – OW!"

It appears I was wrong. There seems to have been a danger in Jay getting so worked up.

Don't beat yourself up about it Psych. There was no way you could predict she'd attempt to jump out of bed to have a good yell at Flash.

I do not foresee any good coming of this.

Well Psych, you try falling on your face in front of someone you're angry at and see how much that calms you down.

I propose that we make a… strategic retreat.

Couldn't agree with you more, Psych old pal.