The Life of the Clam

Moe tells the world about his life, before and after meeting Starfy.

Moe's Family's made-up names:

Green = Jake

Pink = Alice

Red = Bobbie

Because, in-game, they're all referred to as 'Moe's Family' and not seperately.

Also, sorry for me being unable to sit down and write a good, 1,000 character oneshot...it's just not my peice of cake.

Moe: Well, before I met Starfy, my life was simple. I had to take care of my family and...

Starly: MOE, NOBODY WANTS TO LISTEN TO YOUR CRAP!

Moe: But...this is my life story! (sniffs)

Starly: Ohhhhh, well, let's see what Starfy and Bunston are up to...

Moe: YOU SON OF A ...

Meanwhile....

Bunston: I creamed you!

Starfy: NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!!

Bunston: (throws down cards) SEE?! I WON! Hand it over!

Starfy: Grrr......(hands Bunston seven large pearls)

Bunston: WOOT!

Starfy: Gah!

Back at Moe's....

Moe: CAN I TELL MY STORY NOW?
Starly: (glares at Moe, hancuffed and gagged in the corner)

Moe: (snickers) Hehehe...okay, then!

And now, Pufftop Pictures Proudly Presents, a film based on friendship, and everything good and lovely....

(Sorta)

Five Years Earlier.....

Moe: Where's my TV?!

Jake: I didn't take your TV again!!!
Alice: I didn't either, Moe!!
Bobbie: Not me!

Moe: WHY I OUGHTA...

Cut scene.

Moe: That's how life was when my parents dissappeared. Where they went...who knows? But yeah, we got into fights a lot, and Jake stole the TV outta my room lots, too. It was basically the same lotta stuff, day after day...until I met Starfy. For some reason, he loved to help people out, and it's a good trait for a prince to have, but help usually meant being bailed outta some freaky guy's dungeon or helping a lost and confused bunny overcome amnesia...but yeah, we had some good butt-walloping times.

And now that I'm done with that....

Everyone, including Mashtooth, jumps into the room.

Moe: SUPERAWESOMEDANCEPARTYYYYYYYY!

(everyone starts dancing, with Moe singing 'Girls Just Wana have Fun')

Mashtooth: WOO YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bunston: WEEE!! (avoids Mashtooth)

Starfy: YEE-EE!

Moe: 'That's all they really waaaaannnttt....is some fuuuunnnn........'

Starly: (wobbles around, still gagged/cuffed)

And that is how Moe met Starfy: two pals joined by their passion for music, dance parties, and heroism....

THE END.

Last Authors Note: Until I can think of a new idea...I bid my Starfy fics adeu.