Okay, so I decided to post another page really fast because... well because my dad still hasn't stopped playing his stupid game and I'm bored. Did ANYONE like that chapter? ANYONE!?

Lee: I certainly didn't... Sakura-Chan is with Sasuke, and no pays attention to me…

Mikiko: yea- I was smart enough to get them to trample you before you started spewing that youth bitch shit. evil smirk

Lee: you a child from hell…


So after waking Naruto and Hinata they went to go back to their house which no one was watching. "Damit Sasuke, I am NOT cleaning this up!" I said aggravated. "Well we can't make the baby do it!" he said back to me stupidly. I just stared at him. "I mean that you need to… wow, you're really retarded when you don't sleep did you know that?" …then silence… "Yea…"

So I walked the baby upstairs and walked to a room right across from ours that had "Mikiko" painted on it in pink letters. I told Sasuke to paint it for me since I was in the middle of painting it when my water broke. I inhaled and I and the baby walked in.

It was orange with the Uzumaki symbol and poorly illustrated ramen on it. "SAAAAAaaaAAAAASSUUUuuuUUUKEEEEE! YOU HAD NARUTO PAINT HER ROOOOOoOOOOMM!?" and then there was a 'Hn' for an answer. I slapped my forehead with my palm and then the baby did the same thing. "Daddy ish a biyig bawka huh, Miki-chan?" then she giggled. Oh yea. The baby takes after me.

So I walked into the room where the crib and diaper changing station was set up, because someone had a stinky diaper. I laid her down to change when Sasuke came in and stood next to me. I looked up at him and saw that he had his sharigan activated. "… Sasuke… what the hell are you doing?" then he looked a little embarrassed but kept watching "I'm learning how to change a diaper." Then I just stared at him. I think the baby did too.

We stared at him for a good five minutes then he de-activated it "what?"

"Sasuke that's not how you learn to change a diaper… just asked and I'll show you" I said. Being the stubborn man he is he said "NO!" and walked out. I looked at the baby and an evil smile spread on my face. Then she giggled. "Mommy has an idea." After I changed her I helped Sasuke clean up the house and Mikiko rocked in her little mechanical swing that Ino and Shikamaru got us for the baby shower.


It was two days later when my plan fell into action. I was about to change the baby's diaper when I felt Sasuke's chakra, which means that he's watching me. So operation "Sasuke is a diaper changing retard fell into action".

"Okay Miki-Chan! Time to change that smelly diaper! Okay. First we go around town" then I started swinging my hips in a circle and Mikiko stared at me like I was crazy.

"Then, we hide from the ninja! I said when I covered my face with my hands.

"And then... AMBUSH!" I said revealing my face and flailing my arms around and removed the diaper straps. Then Mikiko started giggling.

"After that you have to scratch the monkey's butt!" I said scratching my own butt.

( Sasuke's P.O.V. )

As I watched my wife scratch her butt I couldn't help but feel like that is NOT the right way to change a diaper... but I don't know how so I might as well watch. I smirked 'I'm a genius for activating my sharigan, now I know how to change I diaper!'

( Sakura's P.O.V. 0

Several retarded actions later I finally changer her diaper. Mikiko got a big giggle out of it and I will have the satisfaction knowing that I will catch Sasuke doing this soon. Everyones happy


Any requests for Sasuke's diaper changing dance of retardedness? I'll put in the step : D! If any ideas and I'll listen! I'll probably update soon too.