EPIC NARRATOR!: "Last time on King of the Hill, our four heroes were doin' some shit, and then some weird shit happened, and even more weird shit happened! Now more shit is about to happen!"

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"Oh god, I think I broke my head bone! Aaah my butt!" Kahn said disorientedly.

Shortly after, Hank, Dale, and Boomhauer, came thru the portal.

"BWAA~ where are we? Where's Kahn!?" Hank said, fired up!

"Dango, Kahn right there, holding his dango butt." Boomhauer said, while staring at Kahn in a very strange way. (Ha! GAY!)

Hank, Boomhauer, and Dale, then noticed a noticeably large bump on Kahn's head.

"Hey Kahn you okay?" Hank said with concern.

"Yeah I think so... stupid hillbilly..."

"Good, good… DALE, BOOMHAUER, HOLD HIM DOWN!" Hank commanded!

Boomhauer and Dale like slaves did as the white man said, and tackled that Asian to the ground, holding him down.

"NOW I'M GONNA KICK YER ASS!" Hank shouted, as he pulled his fist back, and got ready to punch Kahn in his stupid face. But a strange lizard figure interrupted him.

"Oh please, no violence… I don't want to get blood on my new carpet."

"AAHH! IT'S A LIZARD MAN, I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG! ILLUMINATI~! " Dale shouted as the others fell silent in awe.

Hank wanted to call Dale an idiot, but there was literally a lizard man standing in front of them.

"Now, if you stop your slave from screaming, I'll introduce myself." The Lizard man said.
"Slave? I'm not his slave, I'm his friend." Dale said, mildly annoyed.

"Is that what he calls you… Well whatever the case, you have ceased your screaming, so allow me to introduce myself… I'm Toffee."

"What? You're not candy! What kinda stupid name is that?" Kahn said, in his typical ass hole tone.

This angered Toffee.

"I would be careful strange one, you are already on thin ice after you nearly destroyed my ceiling." Toffee passive aggressively said.

The four of them looked up at the ceiling and saw the huge dent and cracks that Kahn had left, then they looked back at Toffee, ready to speak again, but as they were about to speak, a chandelier fell down and nailed Dale right on the head.

"GUAAHHH, THE PAIN THE PAIN!" Dale screamed, as he fell to his knees!

"See? look what you've done..." Toffee said while giving a disappointed nod.

"I can help you fix that, I just gotta go home and get ma tools." Hank said, as he looked back, and noticed that the portal was gone.

"So uh, how do we get back anyway?"

Upon hearing that they didn't know how to get home, it gave Toffee the perfect idea.

"Brain blast..." Toffee muttered to himself.

"Well I'm not exactly sure how you guys created the portal, but in our universe, to create portals we need a particular, type of wand, and I need you to get it for me."

"Well why don't you just go get it then?" Kahn pointed out.

"Well you see, I'm a lizard man, and I would more than like cause a panic, and would have no chance of getting my hands on that wand… Especially considering what I would have to do to get my hands on it in the first place."

"I'm not working for the Illuminati!" Dale stated as he recovered from the blow to the head.

"That's also part of it, some of the more paranoid humans would think I'm apart of this "Illuminati" organization, and would probably kill me on sight."

"YOU GOT THAT RIGHT! YYAAAAH!" Dale yelled as he pulled out his brand new CS:GO knife, and tried stabbing Toffee, but he was then held back by Boomhauer.

"Dango calm down Dale dango don't kill the dango man, he gonna dango get us home."

"Now JUST wait a minute… You said humans, we're humans too, couldn't you just send us back to Earth? You're describing Earth right?" Hank asked.

"No shit Hank Hill, man you're really stupid, dumb hillbilly." Kahn retorted.

"I don't think you understand. Your Earth is is different than the Earth I'm talking about. Your Earth is in a different reality." Toffee explained.

Hank then looked over at Kahn.

"Don't say a word Hank, let's just find out what we gotta do."

"Well glad you asked." Toffee happily said.

"Now here's the plan. There's a girl named Star Butterfly, she's 14, and has the wand we want. I will open a portal that will allow you to travel to her home town. You will also be near her too once you step through the portal. Oh and not to mention there's a boy named Marco, that's always around her, take him out. But don't underestimate him, he knows karate."

Toffee then pulled a picture out of his pocket.

"Here is what they look like. You should hold onto that." Toffee said, as he showed everyone the picture, and then handed it to Hank.

"Now wait just a minute. I have a couple questions… First, you can open up portals? Second, you want us to attack two 14 year old teens?" Hank asked, concerned, while staring at the photo.

"Dango I don't see a dango problem with that..." Boomhauer muttered to himself.

"Well to answer your questions... Hank is it? I can open portals, but they are not strong enough to open portals to other realities, that's why we need the wand. Also, I know it must be hard for you to go after two 14 year olds, but it's the only way." Toffee said, pretending to show sympathy.

"Dango would you dango hurry up already, i'm getting dango tired of holding dango holding off Dale!" Boomhauer announced.

"Oh absolutely!" Toffee said, as he opened a portal.

Hank looked at the portal sadly, as thought about what he would have to do.

"Oh quit being such a pussy Hank! Let's go!" Kahn said, as he walked into the portal."Dango ya Hank, let's get dango going." Boomhauer said, as he dragged Dale into the portal.

Hank was then about to walk into the portal, but was stopped by Toffee.

"Wait! I can tell that you are the smart one of the group, so I decided that I should tell you that Star Butterfly can use magic, and the wand is the source of her power. Be careful" Toffee said, as he went back to reading his newspaper.

Hank stared, surprised by what situation he's in right now.

"Yep..." Hank said trying to sound confident, before stepping through the portal.

Toffee watched as Hank walked through the closing portal. And for a last word of advice Toffee said:

"Keep those idiots in check…"