Kind of a Funny story

Chapter 2

By: NailBunnyDeadBunny

LadyCrazyMonkeyPants

As I walked through the front door I was greeted by my mother, who pulled an Eiji hugged me to tight. I think that she believes that I might loss it completely and drown myself in a toilet at school. God, that would be a shitty way to die, no pun intended.

Though I would not mind if Horio and his how-ever-many years of tennis experience would drown in a toilet.

Such dark thoughts, what would Dr. Quack have to say.

"So what do you think of your doctor?" she asks.

"He reminds me of a cross between some of my friends and it is al their bad traits."

"You know we could always find you a new one?"

"Yes, but I think that it is going to take more then one session to find out."

I'm not going to tell her about just getting a kick out of putting him in a uncomfortable situations.

"Okay."

"Mom I have homework to do."

"Okay, you go do it and I'll let you know when dinner is. " she said as she let go

I quickly made my way to my room and closed the door. I found my room clean. This means my mom went through my room and went through my stuff to find my razors, knives, the noose under my bed, and any suicide notes that I had lying around. Fine, whatever, as long as she doesn't do all crazy and put pillows on my walls and take out everything that I could hurt myself with.

That would be a little embarrassing.

I sit at my computer and watch it flicker to life. I get on my Intent Messenger account to see if anyone was online.

Then a message popped up.

Rich'n'Handsome: Hello Brat

SamuraiJrTennis: Monkey King

Rich'n'Handsome: Y were u not with the rest of your team of riffraff

SamuraiJrTennis: R u not dating 2 of them

Rich'n'Handsome: That does not answer Ore-sama's question.

SamuraiJrTennis: Fucking the Boy's swim team's captain in a janitor's closet.

Rich'n'Handsome: Funny

SamuraiJrTennis: I know

Rich'n'Handsome: So y where u not with your team?

SamuraiJrTennis: Well mother, I was at a bar getting drunk because I am stuck in an unrequited love.

Rich'n'Handsome: When did u get a sense of humor?

SamuraiJrTennis: I have always had 1. Your head was just 2 far up you rich ass 2 notice.

Rich'n'Handsome: BRAT!

SamuraiJrTennis: Monkey King

"Ryoma! Dinner!"

SamuraiJrTennis: Time 4 me 2 eat.

SamuraiJrTennis has logged out

As I made my way down stairs to dinner, and sat at the table and saw all sorts of good eastern food. As I sit down my mom puts down a bowl of steaming rice and some tea.

Several years ago when I started to tumble through my despair I created an imaginary person to help push me in the right direction. He is a samurai, but for some reason his name s Bob.

"What is wrong with you?"

"Sir I don't know if I'm going to make it."

"That is because you're a PUSSY!"

Did I mention that he doesn't make me feel any better?

Ten minutes of me forcing down each bit, while listening to Bob do what he coined the "Pussy Dance: that is where he hops from one foot to another while chanting pussy.

He really, really doesn't make me feel any better.

"You are not going to make it pussy."

"Leave me alone."

"Pussy. Pussy. Pussy."

Damn he is right. I jump up and ran to the nearby bathroom and preceded to loss everything into the porcelain devil. As I sat down facing the toilet the sound of my mom's cries reached my ears. God, what was I doing to my family? Before I could not remember hearing my mom cry, but now it was everyday.

I sat there for a while till I felt my ass going numb. I stand and flush the toilet and walk to my room and close the door. I fell face first into my bed when my cell phone went off.

Checking my phone and seeing that it's Momo, I roll my eyes and answer.

"What do you want Momo?"

"Echizen, Tezuka said that we don't have practice tomorrow."

"I know, tomorrow is Monkey King's birthday."

"So I will pick you up at the normal time right?"

"No I am getting sick so I think I will stay home tomorrow."

"Okay. Get well soon."

"…"

I turn my phone off, as not to get disturbed anymore, and close my eyes and let the easiest thing I know how to do and fell asleep, but not tonight. Next week is the ranking matches and I would not be taking part in. Tomorrow I will be informing Tezuka that I will not be taking part.

I just don't have the energy to play anymore; it takes just to much energy to swing my racket. I just want to crawl under a rock and die.

I turn on my back and stare at the ceiling.

Nanako, shortly after Nationals, married her long time boyfriend who was British. They currently live in London, with their daughter.

They made me the godfather of the girl. Why, I don't know, but they did. But I will admit to one thing.

That I, Echizen Ryoma, am jealous of my cousin for getting to be with the love of her life, and I don't.

I get watch the four guys I love date each other while I get to watch from the outside.

Thanks for reading the revamped version of the second chapter