Elizabeth Swallow is a very horny woman. She's blonde, with ringlet curls and likes to wear sophisticated clothing despite it not matching her personality in the slightest. Just like every other member of the Swallow family, Elizabeth got turned on by a certain category of porn. In her case, it was incest. She had a big crush on her big brother Robert. But when she learned that her strong onii-chan was defeated in a battle by some random espers, she got so frustrated and angry at herself. Why herself? Well, she only has herself to blame after all. She swore that she would always protect her precious onii-chan no matter what the cost. After all, Robert's mere presence was the only thing that could arouse her.

Currently, Elizabeth was in the shower of her compartment. She was trying to vindicate herself of her desires through the incredible act of masturbation. However, she just…. just wouldn't achieve any level of pleasure.

"Damn it! How could they wreck my brother so hard? I… I have to get revenge or I'll never be able to achieve orgasm!" Elizabeth roared.

"That does it. At that facility, there were two young high school boys who might have been the ones responsible. So you know what? I'll go wreck those thugs!" Elizabeth said, clearly confident in her abilities.

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Touma Kamijou woke up the following day, quickly realizing that yesterday was one of the weirdest days he's ever had, even for him.

"Toumaaaa, wake up, I'm hungry!" Index whined like her usual self.

"Alright, alright." Touma sighed.

"Yes human, I desire one of your nutritious omelets." Othinus said as her dwarf-like self wandered to Touma's body in the tub.

"Alright, I'll get out in a second. You guys wait outside." Touma said waving them off.

After they left the bathroom, Touma was brushing his teeth but he quickly saw that he got a voicemail on his phone.

"Huh? A message? Who is it from?" Touma said as he played the voicemail.

"Touma, if you think you're cool, meet me outside in front of the school. And let's see who's the real fool. From Killer Gee."

"What?" Touma said as he had a blank expression, not comprehending what he just heard.

"Well, there's no point stressing out about it now. I guess that I'll just make breakfast for the girls and head to school." Touma said reasonably as he exited the bathroom.

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When Touma arrived at the school grounds, he saw a crowd of students huddled around the courtyard.

'Oh yeah, I forgot. I've gotta ask Tsuchimikado and Aogami about that porno they starred in. There must be a reason- wait, why is there such a huge commotion?' Touma thought curiously.

"Uh, guys what's going on?" Touma asked as he walked up to the group.

The group consisted of Tsuchimikado, Aogami, Himegami, Fukiyose and his other classmates.

"Huh? What are all of you doing here?" Touma asked.

"Well Kami-yan, this guy here asked if he could battle you." Tsuchimikado said.

"Yeah, that's right boy, I'll show this fool he's just a toy." Said the voice of the certain individual.

"Wait, Thor is that you?!' Touma asked as he gaped in awe at Thor's outfit.

He had several chains wrapped around his neck, a headband on his head and fake golden teeth.

"Thor? Who is that? I think your mind's out of whack. Use your eyes, can't you see? I'm obviously Killer Gee!" 'Thor' said right on beat.

"…Huh?" Touma asked.

"Yeah Kamijou, I'm confused too." Fukiyose said as she just stood around in confusion.

"Yeah but who cares? I just want to see Kamijou fight!" Aogami exclaimed.

"Yeah, that's right! We're gonna have a rap battle. Now let's see who's gonna get whipped around like cattle!" Killer Gee yelled.

"What?!" Everyone exclaimed.

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Kanzaki Kaori arrived at Academy City. She was already aware of Touma's residence so she was making her way there.

"How am I going to face him?!" Kanzaki said out loud.

"I owe him so much so how can I ever repay him?" Kanzaki wondered.

"Maybe… maybe we can do THAT. W-wait. No-no-no-no-no!" Kanzaki yelled aloud as smutty thoughts surfaced. Thoughts of wearing a certain ero-angel maid outfit and rewarding him for all the good he's done.

"You know, Tsuchimikado did tell me that Touma likes older girls but… no-no-no, I mustn't let my mind waver! I'm a Saint!" Kanazaki yelled.

As Kanzaki was walking though, she walked past Touma's school and spotted a boisterous crowd at the front.

"Hmm. What's with all the commotion?" Kanzaki wondered.

"Wait. Is that Touma?!" Kanzaki exclaimed.

There stood Touma Kamijou wearing shades and a hat backwards, ready to throw down with Killer Gee.

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"SHIIIT! I got rejected from a job again!" said the voice of a certain horny male.

Osamu was having great difficulties with paying his bills. So naturally, he was incredibly frustrated. However, the only thing that was REALLY getting Osamu down was obviously… his lack of hentai.

"So, what do I do?" Osamu asked himself.

"I guess I should just continue my meaningless job hunt." Osamu said begrudgingly.

Randomly though, Osamu got a phone call from an unknown number.

"Huh? That's odd. I never get numbers like these. Well whatever, it's not like I have anything left to lose anyway." Osamu said as he answered the phone.

"Is this the pervert known as Osamu?" The voice from the phone asked.

"U-uh yeah." Osamu said lacking any sort of caution.

"Good. Good. We need someone like you. Come to the entrance of your house in about… give or take 10 minutes." The voice from the phone said.

"Huh? My house? W-wait, don't hang- damn it!" Osamu asked as he got cut off by the caller hanging up.

"How the hell does that person know where I live? Crap! Who gives a shit?! They better not have stolen my secret hentai stash!" Osamu worriedly said as he ran off towards his house.

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"Alright, y-you can do this Mikoto!" Mikoto said pumping herself up before going to ask a certain spiky haired boy out to the Tokiwadai Dance occurring at the end of January, this month.

"Okay, Mikoto this isn't difficult. All you have to do is press call and ask out like you've never asked out before!" Mikoto encouraged herself.

Mikoto steadied her nerves and called Touma. However, it was ringing out.

"Damn it! The one type I manage to work up the courage to call him, he doesn't answer!" Mikoto sighed despondently.

Shockingly though, the call went through.

However, what was heard from the other side of the line was questionable to say the least.

"It's me Killer Gee, you know I'm the best. I'll take you down just like the rest!"

"I have to fight you? Ugh, such misfortune. I thought that I'd have to fight someone really important."

"OOOOOH!" A crowd shouted.

"W-what the hell is going on?" Mikoto mummered

"Coming live from the courtyard of A Certain High School, we have the rap battle between the up and coming rapper Killer Gee and the high schooler with a harem, Touma Kamijou!" said an announcer recording the battle.

"I think that maybe I should just hang up for now." Mikoto said a little worried before heading off towards A Certain High School.

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"There you Osamu Yuki!" said the voice of a masked individual surrounded by other individuals who were also wearing masks with varying designs.

"Huh? Who are you people?" Osamu asked clearly confused.

"Ah! Where are my manners? My name is Ken Naki, but you can just call me Naki." Naki said with a casual tone.

"So, who are you people exactly and how did you know where I live?" Osamu said feeling a bit worried over his situation.

"Well, we are a group known as NEGATIVE and we fight for the forceful acceptance of Level 0's." Naki said with a slight grin.

"NEGATIVE? What could a group like you me want to do with me? I'm just a weak Level 1." Osamu explained.

"Well Osamu, you are what I like to call a special exception. You see, you're ability is just so weak and useless that you might as well should be a Level 0." Naki said with a bit of a melancholic tone.

"You- you didn't have to put it like that. Body Enhancer is a pretty shitty ability, I admit. But, that… that doesn't change the fact that I'm stronger than you Level 0's!" Osamu said in a last ditch effort to maintain some pride.

"Oh really? Is that a challenge? Then let's prove your worth. ZACK THE ZIPPER, let's give this prideful punk a taste of what the REAL world is like." Naki said snapping his fingers, beckoning Zack to his side.

"Yes boss, with pleasure." Zack side, unzipping is mask which revealed a face riddled with scars.

"Damn it! Body Enhancer Activate!" Osamu yelled activating his ability.

"HAAAH!" Osamu yelled as he sent a fist flying towards Zack's stomach. Unfortunately though, it proved to be absolutely ineffective.

"W-wha-!" Osamu muttered before he got his ass wrecked.

"Really? Is that all you can do? Heh. You really are just a pathetic pervert." Zack said kicking Osamu, sending him flying across the block hitting a trashcan.

"Boss, are you really sure about this guy? He seems way too weak, even for a Level 1. I mean, I'm a Level 0 but at least I trained and put in an effort to get this strong. This kid… doesn't seem like he gives a shit." Zack said to Naki, hoping to ditch the effort of recruiting this pathetic excuse of an esper.

"WHAT?! YOU DARE QUESTION ME YOU SCUM?! I'M RECRUTING HIM BECAUSE I SEE POTENTIONAL WITHIN HIM. ARE YOU TELLING ME I'M WRONG?!" Naki roared with pure venom in his voice.

"N-No boss sorry." Zack said meekly in fear of getting wrecked by Naki.

"Tch boss, we're done here right? We can just give this fool a contact card if he ever decides to join us because with the way he is now, he clearly won't sympathize with our ideals." Said a feminine sounding voice from one of the masked individuals.

"Hmm, maybe you're right Asuna. Unlike this fool Zack, you actually put up a reasonable argument." Naki said while pondering over his next course of action.

'Damn it! What do I do?' Osamu worriedly thought as he lay at the end of the block, groaning with pain.

"Alright. Osamu Yuki, we will leave a card here for you and if you ever feel like joining up, then give us a call." Naki said.

"Why… why would I ever want to join YOU guys?" Osamu spat out with contempt.

"Well you see, taking a gradual path towards Level 0 equality just doesn't work. Day in and day out, Level 0's are abused with no consideration to how they feel. All those Level 3's, 4's and 5's always say that we're lucky and spared the burden and responsibility of supernatural powers. But, how do we know that they really mean that? After all, they have no idea what it's like to be powerless and left cowering in fear of bullying, rejection and torment. Judgment and Anit-Skill are both neutral and don't care for either side of this seemingly petty squabble. They just aid those who are in need, not caring what level they are. While that is admirable in its own way, it doesn't do the Level 0's any justice. That's where we come in. We try to force our ideals into Academy City despite how selfish that may seem. We never asked to be powerless nor 'weak'. We target high level espers and leave our own unique calling cards detailing our identities as Level 0's. This will hopefully in turn cause others to fear and gradually respect us. After all, how can one respect measly beings like us with no fear?" Naki said finishing off his speech on some of NEGATIVE's meaning and ideals.

"But that still doesn't explain why you want me to join since even though I'm weak, I'm still a Level 1." Osamu said.

"Well you see, there's only so much one category of levels can do on their own. As for you joining us, I can't explain it but I… I just feel like you belong here." Naki explained.

"W-what do you-"

"*Sigh* Enough talk. We'll take our leave now. You have until tomorrow to give us your decision Osamu Yuki. And if you don't at least reply, then you can say goodbye to your masturbation." Naki said holding one of Osamu's precious magazines and waving as he and the rest of NEGATIVE left.

"My-MY HENTAI!" Osamu yelled.

But it was too late, NEGATIVE was gone.

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"Hah, Osamu Yuki! Unfortunately, you won't get a chance to decide anything!" said the voice of Elizabeth Swallow.

"Huh? Who are you?" Osamu asked confused.

"I'm Elizabeth Swallow, the sister of the brother you and your friend beat up!" Elizabeth said with her eyes glazed with rage.

"Huh? Swallow? What are you talki-"

"Don't play dumb! I won't leave here until your body is desecrated beyond belief!" Elizabeth said while throwing an ice needle at Osamu's face.

"Argh!" Osamu groaned as the ice needle made contact with his face which was now bleeding.

"Hahhahah! Is this really all you can do? How the hell did you beat my brother?!" Elizabeth said with her yandere side now showing.

'Fuck! What can I do?!" Osamu thought with anxiety.

'AROUSAL MODE ON.'

"Huh? What was that?" Osamu said aloud.

"What are you on about fool?! It's time for you to die!" Elizabeth said summoning a ice pillar directly over Osamu.

"HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Osamu yelled as power surged through him.

"W-what is this?" Elizabeth said in shock.

Osamu's hair turned red and his pupils turned orange. Also, his right fist glowed with a red fire.

"You pissed off the wrong pervert, you blonde scum!" Osamu roared.

"W-wait, let's work out a de-"

"Too bad! This is the end for you! PUBERTY PUNCH!" Osamu yelled as he decked Elizabeth Swallow's face with his right fist aflame.

"B-but how…?" Elizabeth said losing consciousness.

"My fist burns with the burning passion of a male in puberty. The lust I feel is unmatched. No one in this world can jack off more than me." Osamu said.

"I-impossible…" Elizabeth trailed off before she lost consciousness.

"Hey! What was that loud commotion just now?!" said the voice of an incoming civilian.

'Shit! People are coming. It's a good thing that I gave her some random explanation. Well, right now I'll just leave. I don't want to get involved in this commotion after all.'

'Hmm, you know, joining NEGATIVE doesn't sound too bad now. With this power I now have, maybe people will finally begin to accept me!' Osamu thought happily.

Yes, tomorrow would lead Osamu towards a future far different than what he ever thought of.

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NEXT TIME:

A RUMOUR GOES AROUND ABOUT THE 'BOY THAT DEFEATS OTHERS WITH HIS RIGHT HAND'.

MIASAKA AND KANZAKI LEARN MORE ABOUT TOUMA THAN THEY EVER THOGUHT THEY WOULD

AND FINALLY…

TOUMA AND KILLER GEE BREAK IT DOWN!