Must I? I don't own anything.

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"This is going to be so funny" Naruto comments while standing in front of Walmart. The very same one from before, actually. They had already paid off the damages, and the Walmart had alerted all other stores in Konoha, and some in neighboring towns of their "visitors". The only thing was, they didn't expect that they would come back. Walmart hadn't even banned them from the store. This time, Naruto had invited Sakura along for the ride. She had accepted fast, too. Another difference from last time: this time, Naruto was wearing a camera on his head. This one was disguised as a bandanna, and therefore wouldn't look odd. The camera was for the purpose of showing everyone else what they had done this time.

"Let's go," Tenten say, standing next to Sakura. They all go in the direction of Walmart. The group hadn't even bothered disguising themselves, as they weren't going to be in for long. They entered, going in the direction that was needed for their first antic.

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1. Follow people through the aisles

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Neji had told Naruto that they needed to start out small. So each person from the group found a person to follow around the store. Each person had also grabbed a magazine of their choosing to carry around for when each person turned around.

Tenten had decided to find that old lady from the first time. Somehow, the same old lady that had hit Tenten with her purse the first time they had done this was shopping here today. Tenten started to follow her around the store, through the clothing, food and then back to the clothing. At about this time the lady got suspicious, and started to turn around a lot. Tenten held up her magazine, Ninja Techniques Weekly, every time this happened. Eventually the lady confronted her, of course. This confrontation was again, hitting Tenten with her purse, which this time Tenten actually blocked. She decided to leave now, so she jumped up to the ceiling, hanging upside down next to Naruto, who had been taping the entire thing. Now they moved to the next person so that Naruto could video tape them.

Lee had chosen to follow around a five year old girl and her mother. He had brought the magazine called Springtime with him now. He was mostly focusing on the little girl, which was kind of mean, but not that anyone but the very suspicious mom cared. They were going through the little girls clothes and then went to the ladies' underwear. When the mom was absolutely sure that Lee actually was following them, she picked up a bra and screamed, "Freaky stalker boy!" which she then threw the bra into his face, making him fall over. The little girl wasn't crying, but laughing as the mom brought her away from Lee. When Lee freed himself, he jumped up to where Tenten and Naruto were, and grinned. Both were snickering, but Lee didn't find anything funny about getting stuck in women's underwear.

Neji was up next. He had chosen a teenager that was probably almost not a teen anymore. He was carrying the book called My Gorgeous Locks around with him, much to the laughter of others. He was following the girl around the store, which thankfully only lead him to the food, fabric and shoes departments. The girl finally started to notice him, but never turned around. Then suddenly she was running away from him, and he started to chase her. Much as the girl disliked it, he kept up with her, so she just stopped and confronted him. "Dude, really? Are you following me around? I mean, I know I'm pretty, but I think you're too young for me," she told him, which caused his brain to start melting, and she got away. When he came to, he jumped up to the top of the store, together with Tenten, Lee and Naruto, who was currently laughing his head off. "Shut up, " Neji muttered to Naruto, just to make him laugh harder. "At least I didn't have underwear thrown at me!" he said. This caused everyone to start laughing even harder.

Sakura might be new to this, at least compared to the others, but she wasn't going to be outdone. She had chosen to follow around a young adult guy, and was carrying the book How to Dump a Jerk In Five Simple Steps around with her. After the point where the guy actually noticed her, she was in the home furniture area. Instead of doing what any of the others had before, he turned around to her, and said, "Here Kitty, Kitty..I play nice" at which point Sakura yelled "Pervert!" at him and then punched him, causing him to come flying up into the rafters, narrowly missing where Naruto was standing upside down. The man landed in the ladies' dressing rooms, eliciting screams from that area. She jumped up to the others and said, "And that's how you do it," causing all involved to burst into laughs.

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2. Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other aisles.

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All five of the group had chosen their fishing rods and were standing on top of separate aisles nearby each other. They then yelled "1, 2, 3, Go!" and then on go cast their fishing rods.

Some results were automatic, like Lee's. Apparently he had snagged a lady's shirt, causing it to rip and making to lady scream and run to the restrooms. Lee yelled sorry at her, but then went back to cast another line.

Sakura's was also automatic, having caught something. She started to reel it in when it came flying into the air, almost hitting Neji in the face. It turned out to be a pool floaty. It went flying across the store from Sakura's strength.

Naruto managed to eventually snag something from a shopping cart, then pulled it up. When it turned out to be a bag of diapers, he threw it back quickly. When he heard a surprise yell of, "What the-", he knew that he had hit someone.

Tenten also look a while to catch something, eventually did. A lady had walked under it and got her hair stuck. Yet instead of yelling ow as she probably was supposed to, her hair lifted off her head and she continued walking. Tenten blushed at this and yelled at the lady to get her attention. The lady squealed and put the wig back on her head, leaving the area quickly.

Neji had to wait the longest, having his just hang there for a while. He thought about pulling it back up, but didn't. Then he felt a tug and heard, "Mommy, what does this do?" when he was pulled off his precarious perch to fall to the floor below. He landed upside down, then looked up at the little monster that had pulled him down. "Look Mommy, it's raining freaks!"

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3. Have a cart-crash derby.

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Tenten and Sakura were on one team, with Neji and Lee forming the other team. Naruto was on the side, to be the ref and to video tape both groups. They chose the very front, as it was the longest stretch of area without aisles in it. Neji and Lee automatically agreed on Neji being in the cart and Lee pushing. After a little bit of discussion, it was decided that Tenten would ride and Sakura would push. They got the starting point, which was one side of the store while the ending point was on the opposite side of the store. First Naruto went through and told everyone to stand aside, then went to the rest of the group.

"Get ready, get set, GO!!!!" Naruto yelled and the race began.

Starting, of course Lee and Neji were in front. Even though Lee was still wearing his weights, he was by far the fastest of all of them. Sakura on the other hand, was using her strength to keep her and Tenten from being completely blown away. Not only that, but Tenten began throwing kunai in the general direction of Lee, trying to catch him off guard. Which it did, sending him skittering over to the side to avoid getting hit, and yet he still kept going, keeping in the front. Neji, in the cart, was giving Lee directions on how to avoid the general mass of people using his Byakugan. Tenten then started to throw larger things at Lee, making him slow down, but still stay in the lead. The end was in sight now, and Sakura started to pour on her strength. They were getting closer but it looked like Lee was going to kit the wall first, the actual mission in this. When Lee hit the wall first, he bounce off, landing in front of Sakura and Tenten. Noticing this, Sakura pulled Tenten, the cart and herself into the air and passing just over Lee and hitting the wall, Tenten flying over and landing on Neji, somehow still in his cart, while Sakura too bounced away and landed on Lee. Naruto ran up to them. "That was awesome!" he said, "Now let's go on to the next one." When none of the other got up hw yelled, "You can sit on each other later! We have to do as many things as possible first!" Naruto told them, making all of them jump up and start trying to hit Naruto.

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4. Joust.

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Using the same buggies and the same stretch of ground, they got ready to joust. The teams were the same, except this time Sakura was in the buggy, Tenten pushing, and Lee was in the buggy, with Neji pushing. Again, Naruto was on the side, to ref and video tape. Both teams got broom sticks and trashcan lids for the event, and again Naruto told everyone in the area to clear out. Both groups got on opposite sides of the store, and waited for the call.

"Get ready, get set, JOUST!!!!" came the call from Naruto.

Both groups pushed off. This time it wasn't about speed, but strength, the main reason that Sakura was now in the buggy holding a trashcan lid and a broom. Even though they had been told to clear out, both groups had to swerve to miss hitting people. When they were right there and about to hit, Sakura thrust forward with her strength, while Lee held up his trashcan lid. The result was a noise that broke glass and made both Lee and Sakura rebound, thought the latter wasn't as much.

"I declare Sakura the winner!" Naruto yelled, though it wasn't quite necessary.

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5. Pretend to be King Kong.

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"Finally, I get to do something!"

Naruto had been chosen for this one, as with his camera this would be the best shot. The other four in the group had been put up in the rafters, with remotes that controlled little airplanes and helicopters. In the foods area, there was a giant thing of cans, stacked and glued together to look like a skyscaper, in which Naruto was to climb. He also had random dolls up at the top to throw at people. He climbed up there and started acting like a crazy person. Or a crazy ape thing, which would be a better way to put it. At this point, Lee and Neji had their airplanes start to fly at Naruto, and he started to bat at them, and then Sakura and Tenten sent out their helicopters to attack Naruto. They seemed to have more fun at this than they should have. Then they started to drop produce on Naruto. Why did they start to do this, you may ask. Well, it was because this was their last thing and they hadn't already made a big enough mess. So down came watermelons and squash and tomatoes and oranges and grapes.

At this point, the employees came. There were many of them that had tranquilizers. The shinobi dodged all shots, and the employees weren't going to climb up and get Naruto down. So they just barricaded all the doors and kept up a watch around Naruto/King Kong while the shinobi on the roof jumped around and got more things to drop on the employees. Eventually they all got bored of dropping watermelons on the employees, as much fun as it was. So they came down and had the employees take them to Tsunade. Again.

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"This time it's your fault for not banning them from the store."

"But-"

"No buts."

"Fine. But you really need to learn how to control your ninjas."

"I know, I already have." After this, the manager sighed. The Hokage had a point. They should have banned the group of kids. He backed out of the room.

Tsunade looked at the group. She sighed, but then looked at Sakura. "You're new to this."

"Not necessarily,"

"And Naruto, I thought I told you-"

"It's alright, Tsunade-baa-chan, I video taped it all."

"That's my future Hokage."