The Second [And very brief] Inazuma/ The Last Air-bender Crack Story
[A/N: We have no life during our Art Classes... heres another story that Pindar-bear tried many times to make it not anime related...and failed again.]
There was once a spaceship. It had the power to travel through time, but at a cost. The ship ran on red gummy snakes and these types of snakes were the rarest in the universe! So putting it bluntly, the spaceship could rarely time travel; only in times of great dismay...or need. So, let us tell you the story of the best trip this ship took our friends on the ride of their lives- WITHOUT TIME TRAVEL! Yes, you heard us. In fact, this story isn't about the ship at all. Its about the bears and the penguins that lived outside the ship.
And what colourful penguins they were. Red penguins for example played with fire on the planet Froooo, Blue penguins could become domestic pets, Green penguins were a very tasty snack (O.O) and Purple penguins ate your toes. The bears where all rainbow...yes...all over. And the reason as to why the animals wer the colours of the rainbow, is because of a strange man called Banana Man. (And here comes all the inazuma references *keyboards face*) He was the supreme ruler of them all and was very mean.
His name was Akio Fudo, The Banana Man, who had an atrocious fashion sense and was also known as the king of Foton Flash (*sighs* we can't get enough of this hissatsu!) which temperarily blinded his enemies with his magical sparkles of pure doom. But this story isn't about him; it's about the penguins! There were 3 blue penguins called #1, #2 and #3. They were the most powerful penguins on the entire eco-system. And they were determined to buy pie. But to their dismay, pies didn't exist on the time travelling spaceship. (And you wonder why...)
So the penguins died, with the dream of pie in their bellies. Ha!
100 years later, we found the new avatar, an air-bender named Aang. But to his dismay he had lost all his fabulous avatar hair during the 100 year leap and was now bald and had strange blue tatoos. But then Korra came and was like "Hell No!" She and Aang then had an awesome avatar fight! During the intense element controlling and the glowing eyes, Aang used energy-bending to destroy the second and non-bald avatar. And soon after, he tear-bended because he just realised he had destroyed the circle of avatars; meaning no more avatar day.
[A/N: We really lost the plot in this story... i don't know what went wrong... oh well... :D]
