Chapter Two-

Sheldon finally came out of his room, and silently crept into the living room. Raj and Howard were in the kitchen, speaking silently.
Sheldon, who had the same idea as Leonard earlier that day, jumped out and announced, "Bazinga Punk!" Only Raj and Howard weren't there, it was a recording of them. Sheldon moved back as he saw a chicken standing on his table. But not just any chicken,
Mrs. Riley's chicken, the infamous chicken who chased him up a tree.
"Dear Lord!" Sheldon cried , falling into his spot. Only, it wasn't a real chicken. The chest wasn't moving, the head was bobbing, it was a glass figurine. Sheldon let out a relieved breath, and sighed, "Thank you Jesus!"
But it was too quiet. Sheldon looked around, and then lost interest. He was safe, and Ms. Riley's chicken was a dud.

Then the couch cushions exploded out and Sheldon ran, in the same way Leonard did during the Halloween Episode. And from under the cushions stepped out Leo, dressed in the exact same paint and clothing.

"Bazinga punk now Leonard is revenged!" He yelled victoriously, and Leonard came into the apartment, laughing in the nerdy way he does. He then stopped and took out his asthma inhaler, sucked in, and then started laughing again. Howard and Raj rose from behind the couch, tears in their eyes.

"Oh good heavens!" Sheldon screamed, and then ran back to his room. Everyone laughed harder, and Leo reported, "Yeah he's not coming out soon."

Raj clapped his hands and then asked, "What should we do next?"

Leo simply questioned, "Name some of the things that Sheldon has done to you?"

Leonard said, "He once made me get bit by a spider because it looked like the one in Spiderman...Our first fight over the stupid Roommate Agreement."

Leo looked shocked. "You're kidding!"
Leonard shook his head. "Page 91- Movies, Paragraph 6-Reality, Subsection 3- Spiderman, Sentence three-Spiders. Roommate who did not right this Agreement must subject themselves to biting in a 36-hour period if they see a red-blue and black spider that is identical to the one in Spiderman."
Leo asked, "And you just went with it?"
"Hey it was either that or my phone and tv privileges. You don't know Sheldon he'll cancel it just to make me pay."
Leo nodded,"He canceled the power at the house too when Mom refused to let him attack Missy with a neon gas laser that he made. Mom spent the next three days telling them never to believe her son again..."
Leonard shook his head and laughed. Leo clapped his hands and asked, "Okay my exotic friend Raj, what is one thing Sheldon has done that wronged you?"
Raj stopped laughing and asked, "Um, Sheldon once tried to send me back to India."
Leo covered his mouth with his hand. "You're not serious!"
Raj nodded gravely and said, "Yes. And the worst is that he nearly succeeded. I was at the airport when the FBI were convinced that I wasn't a terrorist, and let me go."
"What did you do to Sheldon to make him brand you as a terrorist?"
"Nothing, he tried it because he wanted to see if the United States government was actually any good. From what happened, never tell an official that you received two hundred pounds of chlorine and some dynamite, and don't know how it got there afterthey apprehend you..."
Leo whistled. "Howard, your turn."
Howard looked at Leo clapped his hands. "K. So, Sheldon once went went to my cousin's Bar MitzFa with Raj, Leonard, and myself.
Six Years Ago
(Howard's Narrating Voice) All of us were standing in a corner, admiring the hot, but still young moms that had brought their kids to Ralph's BarMitzFa.

"Hey Howard, look at all these women! We should totally talk to them." Leonard said, and Sheldon make a disgusted face.

"Don't you men have any morals these are charming young women who have more important things in their lives them having coitus with a bunch of short, obviously pig-ish(I was going to say short- "rocket" but then the site would remove the story) men like you." Howard flipped Sheldon off, who in turn crossed himself.

"Will you not do that here!" Howard furiously whispered, and Leonard looked at him; He still had his curly afro. "Why can he not cross himself?"

Howard gave Leonard a stuck-on-stupid look, and then smile-laughed. "Okay Leonard, where are we?"

"A BarMitzFa."

"And a BarMitzFa is about Jesus."

"So..?"

"Jews do not believe in Crosses, or idols. So doing that in here is like laughing about the Atom Bomb that destroyed Hiroshima in Hiroshima! You don't talk about that stuff unless you want to be killed!"

Leonard made his Oh-My-God face and looked at Sheldon. "Did you know about this Sheldon?"

Sheldon smiled. "Leonard, I have an IQ of 182 and had to attend church every Sunday, Monday, and Friday for church and speakings. I know what is improper."

Howard was aghast. "Then why did you cross yourself?"

"Would you rather I thank the Four Fingers of the Cross?"

Raj asked, "What Four Fingers?"

"Love, Respect, Loyalty, and Belief."

Howard smile-laughed again, :Okay, Sheldon if you have any Respect, go and congratulate my cousin!"

Sheldon scoffs. "Howard I don't think I will. I have no interest in communicating with others outside of you three, and even then I found that quite difficult sometimes..." Howard, Raj, and Leonard stare at Sheldon, who starts to fidget -One Minute Later

"Congratulations." A younger still tall and lanky Sheldon shook the hand of Ralph. "May your religion bring you much happiness." Then Sheldon walked away.

Present Time-

Leo laughed, "That must've been fun. Sadly we cannot get Sheldon back for any of these transgressions, because I don't want him branded as a terrorist, we cannot go back in time to humiliate him at church, and sadly I don't want to color a spider, and he still is protected by the Roommate Agreement. So, I'm going to take you guy's out to a hotel!"

"What?"Leonard asked. Leo tugged at his shoulder cuffs again. "Yes men! We are going to a five-star hotel, and we are going to enjoy ourselves until I have to leave."

"Okay, I'm so very curious. What do you do for a living Leo?"Howard asked, and the boys crowded around.

Leo winked and said, "I'm in an experimental field called Reality Physics. It's a step above Theoretical Physics, because Sheldon deals with new applications, I see how can those put into the real world. I also see why our Laws of Physics are absolute, and if there is perhaps any way to change them. It pays at least half a million a year."

Raj, Leonard, and Howards mouth fell. "Boys, you seriously look like ventriloquist dolls. So come on, let's go!" Leo observed. They all stood, and then left. Penny caught them as they were leaving. "Hey guys where are you going?" She was dressed in her CheeseCake Factory Uniform, and had her hair down.

Leo looked at Leonard. "Shall she come too?"Leonard nodded, and then whispered something into Leo's ear. Leo nodded and stepped forward boldly, much unlike Sheldon would've stayed right where he was.
"Penny, your friends and I are headed to a Five-Star hotel to enjoy ourselves. Would you care to accompany us?"Leo bowed a bit, and then made a sweeping gesture towards the stairs. Penny bounced on her heels, and then said sadly, "I'd love to, but I have work..."
Leo nodded knowingly, just like Sheldon. "Leonard told me as much, and I say that if you come to us, I will give you enough money to pay your rent for two months straight, and buy enough shoes to put you into a 9 month coma.-He made a sweeping gesture towards the stairs again-Will you join us now?"
Penny stumbled back, and then smiled. "Let's go!" She ran down the stairs, and then stopped to grab Leo by the arm. "Can you give me cash?"
Leo smiled and said, "I could give you gold bricks, because I mine in my spare time..."
Penny smiled, and asked, "How long are you staying?"
Leo shrugged, "As long as I like. Why?"
Penny smiled wider. "Stay tuned..."And she ran down the stairs.
Leo whistled and fixed his tie. "These women. Whooooo!"