A/N: It is sooo hard to think of acts. I hope you like this one.

Disclaimer: See Chapter 1

Chapter 2: The first act

Kate Howard fluffed her hair in the mirror and straightened her black Valentino mini-dress. This was her night. She was going to make sure that Port Charles never forgot this night as long as they lived. A knock came at the door and Olivia peeked in.

"You are on, Kate." She said and Kate nodded, following her out the door of the dressing room. She walked onto the stage to thunderous applause. Smiling and bowing, she motioned for silence and got it almost immediately.

"Good evening ladies and gentlemen and let me welcome you to the 2009 Nurse's Ball benefiting AIDs research. First off let me thank you for your generous donations thus far. We hope to beat the last Nurse's Ball in 2001. Without further ado I present the ladies of General Hospital doing a routine that definitely doesn't include scrubs." With that she walked off the stage.

The curtain opened to reveal…Monica Quartermaine dressed in a black corset and tight black pants with platform heels, a coat and a hat, like a ringleader. Mouths dropped as the chief of surgery spoke.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the Moulin Rouge." Many whispers were heard as Monica sauntered off the stage. Suddenly, a voice could be heard.

(voice)
Wheres are all my soul sisters?
Let me hear you flow sisters

ALL:
Hey sister, go sister, soul sister, flow sister
Hey sister, go sister, soul sister, go sister

The lights came up to reveal Elizabeth in a blue corset with matching garters, black stockings and blue platform shoes with a whip in her hand and a microphone in the other. Lucky's mouth dropped open and Jason's eyes bulged. This was a side of Elizabeth neither of them had ever seen before.


Elizabeth:
He met Marmalade down in ol' Moulin Rouge
Strutting her stuff on the street, yeah
She said, "Hello, hey Joe
You wanna give it a go?", oh! uh huh

As she sang other voices could be heard but you couldn't see their faces. As Elizabeth strutted her stuff, the crowd went wild. Elizabeth was eating it up. Being onstage and having this much power over a crowd was such a rush.


Gitchy gitchy ya ya ta ta (hey hey hey)
Gitchy gitchy ya ya here (here)
Mocha chocolata ya ya (ooh yeah)
Creole Lady Marmalade (ohh)

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, (ce soir)
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? (ooh)

The light came up again to reveal Kelly Lee in a light pink corset with gold embroidery and a mini skirt but you could clearly see the panties that lay under it. She was laying on a canopy bed.


Kelly:
He sat in her boudoir while she freshened up
Boy drank all that Magnolia wine
On her black satin sheets
is where he started to freak (yeah)

Kelly slide off the bed and joined Elizabeth, dancing seductively, running her hands over her body. The crowd could still hear two other voices but again they couldn't see who the voices belonged to.

Gitchy gitchy ya ya da da (da da da)
Gitchy gitchy ya ya here (here ooh ooh yeah)
Mocha chocolata ya ya (ya ya)
Creole Lady Marmalade, uh

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir? (ce soir)
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? (ooh)

Suddenly another light came on to reveal Dr. Lainey Winters lying on a couch in a white bra and panty set with matching heels on.


Lainey:
Yeah, yeah, aw
We come through with the money in the garter belts
Let them know we bout the cake, straight out the gate
We independent women, some mistake us for whores
I'm saying, why spend mine when I can spend yours?
Disagree?!, well that's you and I'm sorry!
I'ma keep playing these cats out like Atari
Wear high heeled shoes, gettin love from the dudes
Four bad ass chicks from the Moulin Rouge

As Elizabeth and Kelly danced, Lainey got up off the couch and continued to rap as she took her place next to Kelly.


Hey sisters, soul sisters
Betta get that dough sisters

We drink wine with diamonds in the glass
By the case, the meaning of expensive taste
You wanna gitchy gitchy ya ya (come on)
Mocha chocolata ,what?

Creole Lady Marmalade
(One more time, come on now)

The women were all gyrating but there was still one unidentified voice. Patrick thought it sounded familiar but he couldn't put his finger on it. Then he looked around. Where was Robin? She had been here a second ago. Suddenly the pieces began to fall into place.


ALL:
Marmalade

Voice:
(ooh)

ALL:
Lady Marmalade

Elizabeth:
ooh yeah

ALL:
Marmalade

Voice:
ohh yeah

The lights came up fully and Patrick's question had been answered. Robin was decked out in a red corset with matching panties, matching red elbow gloves and black stocking with red stilettos. Patrick's mouth dropped open. His wife looked like a seductress. He discreetly adjusted himself while watching in amazement as Robin strut her stuff.


Robin:
Hey, hey, hey!!!
Touch of her skin feeling silky smooth, hey
Color of cafe au lait, alright
Made the savage beast inside
Roar until he cried

ALL:
More, more, more!

Robin took off the red gloves and tossed them at Patrick and Sonny with a wink. She joined her fellow singers back on the stage.


Kelly:
Now he's back home doing nine to five

Robin:
Nine to five

Elizabeth:
Livin the gray flannel life

Robin:
But when he turns off to sleep, memories creep

ALL:
More, more, more!

Gitchy gitchy ya ya da da (da da)
Gitchy gitchy ya ya here (ohh oh)
Mocha chocolata ya ya (ooh)
Creole Lady Marmalade (yeah yeah yeah)

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir? (ce soir)
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

Elizabeth:
All my sisters yeah!

ALL:
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?(oh)

Lainey:
Come on, uh

As the ladies were dancing and singing to the music, Monica came back onstage, sauntering over to Robin, taking her hand, and bringing her to the front of the stage


Monica:
Robin

Robin:
Au lait

Robin sauntered back after one final wink at Patrick who by this time had a huge smile plastered on his face. Monica then took Kelly's hand and led her to the front of the stage.


Monica:
Kelly

Kelly:
Lady Marmalade

Kelly hi-fived Lainey as she made her way back into the line and Monica led Lainey out by the hand and proceeded to spin her around.


Monica:
Lil L

Lainey:
Hey, hey, uh uh uh uh uh uh uh

Monica winked at Edward who by this time, looked like he was about to have a coronary. She then led Elizabeth out to the front of the stage and smiled as Elizabeth strutted her stuff.


Monica:
Lizzie

Elizabeth:
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh

Monica:
Bring it home ladies

Kelly:
Baby

Monica:
General H

Robin:
Ooh ooh

Elizabeth:
Da da da da

Monica:
Dr. Monica here

ALL:
Creole Lady Marmalade, ooh yes-a

As the girls and Monica finished the song in seductive poses, the room was silent. For a second, the women thought that the audience hadn't liked it. All of a sudden the room erupted in applause. The men were hooting and hollering and the women were cheering. Robin, Lainey, Kelly, Elizabeth, and Monica all smiled, joined hands and took a bow to a standing ovation. Jax came onstage as the women were getting offstage.

"Whoa, never going to be able to look at the hospital staff the same way again." Jax turned to the audience and smiled. "Wasn't that wonderful?" Cheers echoed throughout the dining area.

"Well, for our next act, we want to welcome to the stage, two very talented young people who have something to say. Please welcome…"

HA! Gotcha! I need help. I can't figure out who to use in my next act. What do you think? Send me a review with your opinion in it or just send me a review please?