Sorry about the short and crappy chapter I was just so uninspired to write this I might quit please check my profile for a poll on wheather or not I should continue please R&R ENJOY! :D
A/N: I AM NOT THE OWNER OF REGULAR SHOW!
"Hey Mordecai do you wanna come to my house after we have burgers?" CJ asked as she looked at Mordecai and batted her eyelashes.
"No thanks I just kinda wanted to hang out with Rigby afterwards. We have been distant for a while and I hope playing video games together will help" Mordecai said. He was lying but he still didn't feel so comfortable being around CJ.
"Oh okay you could have just said no that you didn't want to come over" CJ said getting a bit upset.
"I wanted to get burgers it's just I want to get home and play video games with Rigby" Mordecai said getting a bit defensive.
"Okay fine that's okay" CJ replied a little disappointed and annoyed. The next day while Mordecai was picking up the garbage he noticed Eileen was walking up to him with some tickets.
"Hey Mordecai where's Rigby?" She asked looking a bit nervous.
"Oh Rigby is probably inside playing video games" Mordecai said feeling a bit jealous. Because Rigby had picked up his share of garbage while Mordecai was out yesterday, now while Rigby gets to play Mordecai has to pick up the garbage in the hot sun.
"Oh thanks do you mind if I go in?" Eileen asked looking unsure.
"Yeah sure whatever" Mordecai replied and he went back to picking up the trash. Once Mordecai got home he saw Rigby kissing Eileen! (A/N: WAIT WHERE THE H DID THAT COME FROM?! THIS STORY IS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT MORDECAI'S LOVE LIFE NOT RIGBY'S! I GOTTA RE-WRITE THAT! Read on.)
Once Mordecai got home he saw Rigby sipping on a grape soda as if nothing happened.
"Dude didn't Eileen come over?" Mordecai asked worried that Rigby hurt her.
"Yeah she did she asked me out to some movie or something" Rigby replied as he put his feet on the table.
"What did you say?"
"I said that there was no way that I would go out with her in a million years"
"DUDE!" Mordecai yelled and then he face palmed himself. Then Mordecai groaned.
"What? At least I was honest" Rigby said in the tone that meant, 'what did I do this time?'
"You're supposed to turn down a girl nicely not like that!" Mordecai groaned again and crashed onto the couch. "You know what? Tomorrow we are going to the coffee shop and your saying sorry to Eileen" Mordecai said he was a little annoyed at his best friend for being a total douche towards Margaret.
"But why? I was honest and she asked for an honest answer" Rigby asked suddenly getting annoyed at Mordecai.
"Because whenever a girl asks for an honest answer she never means it" Mordecai said in a 'duh' tone.
"Well what does she mean then?!" Rigby commanded to know an answer.
"I don't know! I'm not a girl!"
"Well the 'lady master' seems to have all the answers" Rigby muttered he really didn't know why but Mordecai had been annoying the crap out of him lately.
"Rigby what's wrong? You mad or something?" Mordecai asked he was sensing that something was wrong.
"No it's fine it's just I need some sleep" he lied and went to the bedroom.
