Disclaimer: If you think I own Naruto... your wrong... I own Gaara and I keep him in a closet upstairs laugh insanely in a corner

AN: This story was suppose to be a big 22 page, one shot. But I cut it down so I could make small improvements on it and add a couple of new things. I'm nice ain't I - Note that I do not have a Beta, so please don't criticizes my spelling, punition or grammar unless your willing to be my Beta. I try the best I can to spell, but…

Sandy's Discovered. Challenge!

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Naruto Uzumaki threw kunai at Rock Lee, who blocked it with a strong Naruto roared and aimed a punch at him. Lee merely dodged it and kicked Naruto hard in the stomach. Naruto fell on his butt, holding his stomach and moaning in pain. Lee went into his fighting stance again, eyeing Naruto.

"Your going to have to try harder, if you are to defeat me." He said. Naruto got up growling. He focused his blue eyes on Lee then ran at him, pulling out another kunai. Lee dodged it again.

"Leaf Whirlwind!" he yelled. Naruto focused his chakra to his hand and aimed a powerful punch, this time, at Lees head. Naruto got him hard in the face and he watched as Lee fell threw many tree's until he slammed into one very thick oak.

"Yeah! I got you Bushy Brow!" yelled Naruto pointing at Lee's fallen form. Lee shook his head and looked at his side.

"OH MY GOD!" he yelled frantically.

"What Bushy Brow? Finally realized that you can't beat the future Hokage!" Naruto laughed.

"No, Naruto, come hear quickly." Lee said getting up and looking at something.

Naruto ran over. When got to Lee's side he saw a small red and white dog. It's eyes were a sea green and had black circles around it's eyes. The puppy seemed to be only about three months old and by the looks of the dogs fur and flatten look, he guessed that Lee had landed on the poor thing.

"Lee what did you do?" Mocked Naruto, playfully pushing Lee. Lee looked at Naruto, hid eyes watering.

"I didn't mean it, Naruto." Lee whimpered.

"Lee I was just kidding." Naruto said rolling his eyes. He knelt by the dog, eyeing its appearance. It seemed to not have a collar on. It's eyes flickered to him, and they narrowed dangerously. Naruto, thought the strange dog reminded him of someone. He looked at the dog a little more closely so that the dog's nose was almost touching his. The puppy began to growl threateningly. Naruto smiled at it.

"I've always wanted a puppy dog." The puppy glared at Naruto. He reached out and picked up the small animal. It continued to growl at Naruto as he looked at the puppy's stomach. "I guess this one is a boy." Naruto said looking at Lee. The puppy's jaw dropped for a minute then it opened its mouth wide and sunk it's small, needle like teeth in Naruto's wrest. He yelped and glared at the puppy.

"Naruto," asked Lee. "If you're going to keep him, what are you going to call him?" Naruto pet the puppy's fur, noticing that dirt was coming out of it as he stroked it.

"I think I'll call him Sandy." Naruto said, looking closely at the dirt. The dog barked, and Naruto smiled. "I think he likes it!"

Naruto couldn't have known that his new pet had called him a stupid bastared.


Sandy gave a howl of anger as Naruto took him to his home, with Lee by his side. Is he kidding me. That's a girl's name. Snarled Sandy. God I hate Tashi. I should have killed her.

"Aw, you're shaking." Naruto said soothingly. "Are you scared of me?"

Hardly. Barked Sandy. Naruto began scratching Sandy's left ear, and the fur on his back laid flat and Sandy's eyes drooped.

"Aw you like that don't you boy?" Naruto said happily. Lee looked at him.

Stop doing this to me.

"Can I pet him, Naruto." Asked Lee, tentatively.

"Hell, no." Naruto said. "You're the one who crushed him."

"Aw, come on Naruto." Rock Lee begged.

"Fine." Naruto sighed, handing the puppy to Lee. Rock Lee held Sandy more loosely. He held the dog to his eyes.

"I'm sorry for sitting on you Sandy." Lee murmured.

Yeah whatever, growled Sandy. Hurt like a mother-

"I don't think he's ever going to forgive me!" Lee cried out, giving back the puppy to Naruto.

"I don't think I would forgive you if you sat on me." Naruto mused.

"You're not helping!"

"Oh come on Lee, he forgives you, right Sandy."

No

"See, Lee, he forgives you." Naruto said scratching Sandy's backside.

What the fuck did I just say? Damnit! Growled Sandy. And stop scratching my ass! Sandy lifted his lips, showing his fangs.


"Hey! Hinata, Kiba, Shino, look what I found!" yelled Naruto, waving his hand.

"I found it, Naruto." Lee said. Naruto glared at Lee.

"You sat on him."

"Shut up."

"Hi Naruto-kun." Hinata said shyly.

"What's that you got there, fox face." Kiba growled, looking at the curled up furry red ball in Naruto arms. Akamaru barked.

"It's my new dog." Naruto said holding up his puppy. "His name is Sandy."

"Um, Naruto." Kiba said looking at the dog's belly. "The dog is a boy."

Why is everyone looking at that?

"So." Naruto said, holding the dog close to his chest.

"Sandy is a girl's name."

Exactly.

"Shut up Kiba! I can name him what ever I want!"

"He so cute." Hinata said petting his head. Oh god… why does this feel so good?

"Anyway, by the looks of his tail, I think he is a Shiba Inu, breed." Kiba said. "But I never seen one with those kind of eyes and markings."

"Good, so he very unique then." Said Naruto. "He probably is going to be a great ninja-dog! I bet he could beat Akamaru in a contest."

"Yeah, right. Your dog is just a dog that you found in the forest. My dog has been trained for a long time!" Kiba snorted. "And my Akamaru is older than Sandy."

"Oh yeah? Prove it!" Naruto said, putting a fist up.

"Fine, you get that thing fed." Kiba said smirking at the small puppy. "He is going to need all help he can get to go be any match for Akamaru!"

What? Is he calling me weak? Growled Sandy.

"All right, fine." Naruto put Sandy down. "See you in two hours. Come on Sandy."

Shino watched as Naruto and Sandy ran away. His bugs moving around nervously inside him. Something was weird about that dog. His charka signature was familiar…


"Oh come on Sandy!" Naruto exclaimed. Sandy snarled at him. Naruto had just bought the best dog food for puppies called, Pedigree. He had taken it back to his apartment for Sandy. And now Sandy was refusing to eat it. Naruto pushed the food bowl toward the puppy. "Sandy it's really good for you."

Like hell it is. Sandy barked.

"Here, I'll eat it with you."

What?

Naruto took a spoonful of Pedigree dog food and put it in his mouth.

Aw, Naruto… that's just sick.

"See it's good for you." Naruto said. Sandy noticed that he was wincing. He took another spoonful and put in Sandy's face. "Now it's your turn." Sandy growled again and whacked the spoon away with one of his fluffy paws. Naruto Sighed.

"Well I don't know what else dogs eat." Naruto thought for a moment. "You can have some of my ramen." Sandy made a sniffing noise, turned around and went in a dark corner in the kitchen, his sea green eyes glaring at Naruto, threw the gloom.

"The last thing I have is dried liver and I know you don't eat that." Naruto said. "I can barely stomach it."

Did he just say dried liver? Sandy walked out of his sanctuary, tail wagging slightly and he began pawing on Naruto leg. Naruto stared his dog.

"Do you want dried liver?" he asked.

Yes. Sandy barked.

"I guess I'll just start cooking it." Naruto said joyfully.

Good, a least he knows what I like. Hurry up with that food, I'm hungry!

"Calm down Sandy, I've got your food." He sat it on the table and patted his lap. "Come, Sandy." Sandy leapt in his lap, he felt extremely warm in it. Naruto cut a piece of the liver so it was bite size then forked it and put it in font of Sandy's face. Sandy pulled the piece off gratefully, licking his lips.

Taste better than normal thought Sandy. When Sandy was done eating, Naruto put the leftovers in a bag and put in the refrigerator.

"Well, Sandy, I gotta teach you some moves, if you're going to be a ninja dog."

What moves can you teach me? Thought Sandy skeptically as Naruto picked up his puppy and walked outside. He walked Sandy to a clear field near the apartment.

"All, right Sandy, I heard Akamaru has a great peeing attack."

What?

"So we gotta top it with writing your name and doing it in some was eyes or something like that."

Have you lost your damn mind?

"Alright, show me what you got."

I'm not peeing for you… Oh shit now, I have to go.

"Come on boy, do it!" Naruto cheered.

You're a pervert.

"That's a good boy!"

What? Sandy looked down and his jaw fell open. He was peeing on the field grass, without even noticing it. Oh hell… whimpered Sandy his eye closing in humiliation.

"Okay, what I want you to do is pee while spinning around in circles." Naruto said clapping his hands together.

You really have lost your mind.

"Oh come on Sandy. You can do it." Sandy just growled at him, his tail not wagging at all.

"Fine, Sandy, be like that." Naruto said pouting. Sandy stared in to the light blue eyes for a moment, and then growled looking at penis. It itched…bad. He shouldn't have peed. He needed some toilet paper. Sandy's eyes began to water. He couldn't stand this! Why did he have to a dog?

Closing his eyes, he licked himself and felt relief from the itch. It was a good thing that dogs didn't mind licking themselves. He could actually feel why they did it so much.

"Sandy," Said a voice above him. Sandy looked at Naruto, a furry eyebrow raised. "Do you have any moves you would like to show me that are better than Akamaru's stupid move." Sandy stared at Naruto. He actually looked worried and disappointed.

Sandy thought for a minute. He really didn't know himself if he still had his ability over sand. His gourd had disappeared. He knew Shukaku was still inside of him, so he must have power over sand. Growling, Sandy set his fighting stance, and flexed body. Naruto said I had sand in my fur. He thought. Maybe I can control that. The sand on his body began to raise from his fur and into the air. Naruto's mouth fell open as the sand formed into a hand. Then he jumped up and down.

"You have power over sand!" He said excitedly. "You remind me of Gaara of the Desert. You even have the circles over your eyes." He thought for a minute, then picked up his dog. "You wouldn't happen to be Gaara's dog, would you."

Idiot! Sandy snarled.

"Show me what else you got Sandy!" Naruto cheered, dropping Sandy to the ground. "With your sand powers, we'll beat Kiba's ass!" Sandy sighed and got in his fighting stance again. Well at least I know I'm not completely useless. He thought. I thought I wouldn't be able to attack any thing... since I am a dog.


Me: Hope you enjoyed the second chapter of Sandy Dogs and Stupid Foxs!

Gaara: twitching

Me: sweatdrop

Gaara: YOU TURNED ME INTO A DOG!

Me: I did because I like dogs.

Gaara: YOU MADE ME LICK MYSELF, BITCH!

Me: Don't call me names, Gaara.

Gaara: I'LL KILL YOU!

Me: looks nervously at gourd

Gaara: pulls out a random chainsaw out of gourd

Me: O.O Ah shit! runs up a tree.

Gaara: Come back down here! starts to chainsaw tree