TotallyObsessive: Ok so not many people are reading my stories but who's to blame them? I'm new here, I understand. But I'm bored so I will now continue this story.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any other Kishimoto originals; but if I did, i would make a Chibi Shikamaru chomping down on a rice ball... the cuteness! ahem sorry.

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I guess we're playing truth or dare

Part One

A pointless story that I hope you enjoy

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"What the hell!" Kiba screamed as he ran to hide behind the closest person to him. Shikamaru let out a sigh.

"Kiba, why are you hiding?" Kiba looked up at the young Nara.

"Because… there's a ghost in that room?" Kiba tried pointing a finger towards a small door in the Uchihas' hallway. Shikamaru let out another bored sigh as he walked up to the small door and pulled it open.

"Kiba…" He paused not sure whether Kiba had noticed his mistake. He obvioulsy didn't. "This is a closet." He waited for the word to sink into the dog boys thick skull.

"Oh… right I knew that" Kiba grinned, trying to hide his embarassment.

'but there's still a ghost in there' Kiba thought to himself as he made his way over to the large mass of people in Sasukes living room.

"So…" Tenten said trying to break the awkward silence in the large room. "What now?" there was a chorus of 'ums' throughout the room before everyone turned to Naruto.

"Wha- what is everyone looking at me for?" He asked

"It is your party dobe" Sasuke cut in.

"Fine! Um… how about…" Naruto put his hand up to his chin in thought as if scratching his non- existent beard. He snapped his fingers "I've got it!" Everyone looked at him waiting for him to go on "Right. I say we play, Truth or dare!" Everyone blinked. Gaara was the first one to speak up.

"No" Neji, Sasuke and Shino nodded.

"I agree"

"Well to bad cause we're playing" Naruto crosses his arms and put on his strictest face "After all, it is my party" he said mockingly. So everyone agreed and sat down in a circle as Sasuke came over with an empty bottle. (just cause it's easier that way.)

" So any specific rules we should know for your party Naruto?" Naruto thought about this.

"Yeah. One, If you don't accept the dare given to you then you get another one that you cannot refuse. Two, If you don't want to confese to a truth question then you can switch to dare. But, you have to do it and you cannot switch back. Anyone else want to add a rule?" Everyone was quiet. "Ok then, I'll start" Naruto gave the bottle a good spin and everyone watched it wonder who would be the first victim. Finally the bottle stopped, it landed on…

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TotallyObsessive: I was seriously considering ending the story right here but then I decided it was too short and it would be kind of mean to leave you off there knowing my Shikamaru insticts will kick in soon and I'll be to lazy to type this up so…

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Finally the bottle stopped , it landed on…

"Alright Neji, truth or dare?" Neji sighed

'Why me? Of all people, why did I have to be first' Neji looked up from his own thoughts

"Dare" He answered bored in his usual monotonous voice. Naruto thought for a second, and thought for a second and thought for a second.

" I got nothing" He admitted. Lee jumped up.

"Naruto my youthful friend!" Naruto looked at the older boy "I have the perfect dare for my arch rival" Naruto nodded and Neji knew this could only mean one thing, trouble. Everyone watched as Lee whispered in Narutos' ear. His grin just kept getting wider and wider as he listened. Neji's stomach sank. This could deffinatly not be good.

"That's perfect! Alright then, Neji I dare you to-"

"WAIT!" Everyone turned to face Choji

"WHAT!?" Everyone screamed in response, since he did after all, ruin the moment. Choji let out a small 'meep' and shrank down.

"I I ran out of chips" he said slowly. Sasuke got up leaving the room. The jepordy music started playing as everyone waited for his return. Finally he came back with a family sized bag of doritos. He gave it to Choji, who happily took it, and sat back down.

"Alright as I was saying. Neji I dare you to" Everyone held their breath "Pretend your Rock Lee until I say so" Neji sat there blinking as he waited for Naruto to go on; but he didn't the little Kitsine just sat there, grinning his blonde head off.

"I have to do what?" Neji asked very calmly hoping that he had heard the boy wrong. Naruto rolled his eyes.

"I said You. Have. To. Act. Like. Rock. Lee. Until. I. Tell. You. To. Stop." Naruto said slowly so Neji could clearly hear him.

"I would rather cut my own hair off" Neji said blandly. Naruto smirked

"Alright go ahead." Again Neji was very confused.

"What?" Naruto sighed.

"If you don't except the first dare then you have to do the second one; and I dare you to cut off your own hair." Everyone (I use that word a lot huh?) stared in disbelief at Narutos actually smart remark. Neji stumbled over his words. He loved his hair.

"I- Wha-" he sighed (I like that action too ) "Fine." Neji's teammates couldn't believe their eyes as Neji really pulled a kunai out of his weapons holster and held it up to his hair. With one swift motion, his shiny locks fell to the ground and Neji put away his weapon.

"Wha- wha- what!?" Naruto gaped like an opened mouth fish. "You were suppposed to cut all your hair off." He exclaimed as he stared at the single strand of hair littered across Sasukes floor. Neji smirked.

"No, you said I just had to cut my hair off. You never specified how much" Naruto huffed, crossing his arms in the prosses. He was rather dispointed in that dares out come.

"Fine whatever, just spin the bottle" Neji shrugged and did as he was told. Again the surrounding ninjas watched the bottle anxious to see the outcome once again. The bottle slowly came to a stop on… Neji smirked once again.

"Truth or dare, Uchiha?"

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TotallyObsessive: Sorry to leave you with a cliffhanger for the second time this chapter but I have fun things planned for the future. Who will Neji dare? Or Truth? ok wierd question. Anyway, thje truth or dare arc won't last for long so while it does, send in any ideas for dares (or truths) you might have and for who. I might just use them cause there are only so many oringinal ideas that can come from a single person. Thanks for reading and I hope you enjoyed