Sorry for the wait, we already deal the bandits after we sold fake guns, hope they didn't shoot.

Let begin! Starting with you going take down Hyperion scientist who summoning a Alien monster to restore peace, lucky for you it not going to happen.

Clockwork: I DR CLOCKWORK,HAVE SUMMONED A VAULT MONSTER TO RESTORE PEACE TO PANDORA AND BRING BACK THE ORDER OF THE HYPERION!

You: You know, talking so loud make me want to shut your mouth up.

You take cover while just open Vault leaving an unknown monster coming through the portal.

Clockwork: Thank to your Vault friend who change the Vault key, I HAVE NOW FULL CONTROL TO WHATEVER SO CALL "GUARDIANS." and with it, NOBODY WILL EVER STOPPING ME!

You: Okay! Now I REALLY shut your f^#* mouth up!

You change at him with your Bitch (It a Legendary SMG, no it really it is. Just google Borderlands Bitch and see it is a Legendary SMG)

Clockwork: Think again! ACTIVATE ALL LOADER BOTS AND SECURITY DEFENSE!

Loader Bots drop in while turret lock on you

You: Oh % !* me.

As you dodge the bullet you take cover.

You: Man this is not good.

Clockwork: Since you all alone and can't stop my opening, NOBODY CAN'T STOP ME!

?: Guess again!

BOOM!

A expose come from the entrance and shocking you see

You: Gaige?!

Gaige: Nice you having a solo battle.

You: Well I guess they outnumber me.

Gaige: Don't worry my handsome Samurai, we can stop him from opening the Vault!

You: And how are we going do it? Two against many?

?: More like 7 against all of them.

Two turret drop in and shooting the Loader bots!

Axton: Hey (y/n) What give? Going take Hyperion asshole without us? Dick move man.

Maya: We been worry about you taking him all by yourself.*Phaselock the Loderbot* It just not like you going taking him down easy.

You: Well maybe, if he bring too much bots.

Salvador: Come on amigos whatever the boss is too hard, you always come to us *Gunbazler* Hell Krieg want to join you on Poop train express.

Krieg: YOU CAN'T NOT KILL YOURSELF, LET ME KILL YOU FIRST!

You: I know, it just…

Zer0: A broken man must doing alone, yet still need us, you really dick a move on us. (I know I suck at haiku)

You: Yeah, still need you.

Axton: Cool! Now let-

Clockwork: NO ONE GOING TO DESTROY THE VAULT! ATTACK ON THE VAULT HUNTER WITH MISSILE AND LASER! *turret lock on them*

Axton: Aw crap.

Maya: Take cover!

As the six run to you, then all of them is taking cover with you.

Axton: So what we going to do?

You look at the tube thing

You: see that tube that general the key? We need to shoot it down.

Axton: Like the we did to Angel? Well at least we not killing her daughter.

You: Axton and Salvador you got first, Maya and Gaige you go 2, Me and the rest of melee handler three got it?

All of them: Got it!

You: Good, Now let save the day guy!

You and your friend go different tube to stop general the key.

Clockwork: STOP THEM!

Gaige: It robot time sucker! *summoning Deathtrap* Show them who's boss!

As Deathtrap slay them bit by bit Maya got her cover.

Maya: Look out badass! *Phaselock badass lounderbot*

Both Gaige and Deathtrap destroy badass lounerbot

Gaige: Thank!

Maya: No problem.

After clearing it both of them destroy the first tube.

Clockwork: NO! NO! NO! I REWRITE ALL THE PROGRAM FOR LOUDER BOT, HOW COME THEY STILL SUCK!?

Axton: Come and get some! *Throw two turret while Axton and Salvador using his Gunbazler shoot their way and walk to the pump*

Salvador: *humming*

Clockwork: DON'T YOU GET NEAR MY PUMP WHEN YOU DO-

2 Pump destroy

Clockwork: THAT IT BRING ALL THE BOT TO GURID THE LAST!

Clockwork bring all the bots to stop you, even the badass one.

You: Ready guy? *pull your katana*

Krieg: LET'S MAKE THEM WET THEMSELF! *Pull his Buzzsaw*

Zer0: Many warriors will hold their stay, yet many of them will fail, all of you going get ass kick. =) *pull his sword, yeah nothing special name for zer0 sword.)

As you three run to the last pump, all of you change in attack.

You: FOR PANDORA!

You and Krieg slice and smash the louder bots Zer0 use Decepti0n, turning Zer0 invisible while killing them from behind

You: Make way from the Jr conductor of the poop train!

As you and Krieg smashing to the final tube, A badass loader almost got Krieg! Making Krieg almost kill.

You: Krieg!

Before you rescue Krieg, and letting him die. Krieg trigger something you never imagine.

Krieg: NEVER STOP THE PAIN. NEVER!

Krieg transform into….. A bodybuilder who just jerk off a lot only his hand 's gross.

Krieg attack badass loader with his Buzz Axe (which it has a dynamite stick on the top of Buzzaxe) Dealing damage to the loader. As loader been exposed, you three continue to the final pump.

With you slaying and Krieg smashing, leaving Zer0 still use Decepti0n. Cutting behind and shooting Kunai which has a random elemental.

It clost to the last pump, but the Loaders keep coming. But you have a idea.

You: Krieg! THROW ME!

Krieg: I'LL BURN YOU WHILE PISS ON YOU!

Krieg grab you with his right muscle arm and launch you toward to the final pump.

You:NOW THIS IS WHAT I TALKING ABOUT!

As you scream you pull your katana and slay the push, making pumps stop working.

You: *Drop next to Clockwork and point with your katana at him* Your day of destroying Pandora are over!

With you and your friends aim at Clockwork, Clockwork furious of what you done.

Clockwork: NO NO NO NO! YOU RUIN MY ULTIMATE PLAN! YOU BANDIT!

You: This is only insult name you ever came up with? Man Hyperion sure love to say bandit.

Axton: You could say that.

Clockwork: *walk backward* THIS IS NOT OVER BANDIT! WHEN I FULL CONTROL, NOTHING WILL STOP ME FROM YOU VAULT HUNTER AND ALL OF YOU BANDIT!

Maya: Really? You got many insult name yet still call us bandit? How dumb you are.

Zer0: A man with his beautiful mind, yet can't think many insult, this name have no good insult.

Clockwork: I'LL SHOW YOU! SHOW YOU ALL HOW POWERLESS YOU ARE!

With Clockwork reach to the end of key that power of the Vault, you knew you are %& !

You: Aw shit.

Clockwork push the Vault key to the keystone, activate the open portal of the vault.

*Earth shaking*

Gaige: Guy, why the ground shaking too much?

Clockwork: Now that's vault is open, once he raise from below, I'LL CONTROL MY VAULT MONSTER TO DESTROY EVERY BANDIT!

Axton: Wait, did he said below?!

Maya: As if, Below the group!?

Salvador: This is not good amigos.

Clockwork: I'LL SHOW YOU, I WILL SHOW YOU ALL HOW ONE MAN CONTOUR THE WORLD WITH MONSTER ON HIS HAND!

As Vault Open from below, the group even more shaking.

Clockwork: COME MY VAULT GUARDIAN! LET'S SHOW THEM YOU DON'T MESS WITH HYPERION SCIENTIST!

When the group tearing apart, Clockwork fall after the group open.

Clockwork: HELP ME SUCKER!

After you hear Clockwork final word, a massive crack open and reveals a Vault gate with some reason has a circle like arc to support the Vault gate. And it floating?! As the Vault gate straight to the sky, it open the portal, but sucking everything from above.

Axton: Look like we had to go! This place is falling apart!

You: More like sucking apart!

You and the Vault Hunters escape as you can, but you forgot something.

You: THE VAULT KEY!

You look back the Keystone now floating towards the flying Vault Gate.

You: I had to get back the Vault Key!

Axton: Are you insane?! We've to leave!

You: And let someone use a key to summoning a monster? I know it, you know it, and WE all know it!

Axton look at you, making sure you going come back.

Axton: Fine. Just please make it back, we don't want to lose you.

You: You guy know I alway come back.

And you run back to get the Vault Key, you jump to the keystone before heading the Vault gate.

You: You're not going anywhere! *Use your Katana to pull the key out*

After a few second of hope, you hear a crack sound which mean.

You: *Look at Vault Key now open space* Yes! *grab the key* No one in Pandora going take the key from destroying our home.

After you put your key in your bag, you pull yourself and jump to the ground. Time to run like hell.

Axton make it to the door which they came from. The open explosions door.

Maya: There you are. The minutes I was worry about-

Gaige: Axton. Where is (y/n)?

Axton knew if he break Gaige heart, Maya going Phaselock his ass.

Axton: It was a guy thing so…. He going get the key back.

All of them: WHAT?!

Gaige: We've to get him! *Run to get you*

Maya: Right behind you!

Maya and 3 other run with Gaige, while Axton just really mess up.

Axton: Man, I am not good with making guy stuff.

Back to you running from, well sucking into the Vault Gate. As you avoid the objectives, you saw many suck into the Vault. Louder bots, Weapons, even the freaking Spaceship! You run pass until you make it to the door which they came from. And of course someone stand beside the doorway.

Gaige: (Y/N)!

You: Gaige!

Gaige: Come on! This place is tearing apart!

You: I coming!

When you almost make it, the floor tear it apart.

Gaige: (Y/N)!

She scream while you floating to the Vault.

Gaige: I got you!

She grab you with her left robot arm.

Gaige: Don't worry (y/n).

You: How am I worry if WE floating?!

You tell her by, well you two floating.

Gaige: Oh.

Then out of nowhere.

Maya: Got you!

Maya grab Gaige legs. As Maya holding on while she float, Zer0 grab her, and then Axton, and then Salvador, and then Krieg. And of course all of floating straight to the Vault in the sky.

As they almost pull aways, Krieg use his Buzz Axe to the group so he can pull with his left arm.

You: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! ALL OF YOU GOING TO STUCK IN!

Salvador: And let you going to die? No way Jose!

You see Krieg still holding on, his right arm can't hold much longer. Even he kinda…. Jerk his right arm.

Krieg: MY JERK ARM CAN'T JERK OFF LONGER!

That.

They almost hold on each other, if they left go…. You think of something. Something no Samurai has done something stupid. Then you got a idea.

You: Gaige, you gotta trust me!

Gaige: Of course I trust you! That what friends for!

You: I think you not going to like this.

Gaige: Tell us!

After she said, you pull your Conference Call and shoot Gaige( Don't worry your friends can't hurt from your bullet.) Making all of them fall to the group while you suck in.

Gaige: (Y/N)!

You: Don't worry about me, I gonna be okay!

Gaige: But-

You: I don't care what going to happen to me, all I want to know is you guy help me. I never forget the moment when all of you help me become a Vault Hunter! Axton, you are one hell of a solider. Maya, you always and will be the badass Siren. Salvador, you always be a crazy logo with dual guns. Krieg, I'll always be your Jr conductor. Zer0, I'll never forget you help my dad in the past and help me in present, you always gonna be a badass ninja to me!

Zer0: =.{ (Y/N)

You: And Gaige.

Gaige look at you for final time.

You: YOU ALWAYS AND STILL BE A MECHROMANCER TO ME!

Gaige: (Y/N)!

You: All of you! Lilith, Hammerlock, Moxxi, and everyone in Pandora are my family! I'LL ALWAYS REMEMBER ALL OF YOU AS A FAMILY!

You turn around and see the gate getting closer.

You: Whatever happen, take care Gaige for me.

As you getting close to the Vault

You: Alien world, here I come.

And when you enter, You feel the air below the ground.

You going to fall.

You: Oh, so this Alien world. That suck. AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

So you fall to your death. And falling. And falling. And fall- You know you can survive from falling down to the group, thank to Brick the Slag King. Which your mind come up due of your stupid brain.

You: Wait a minute. I just safety fall down and survive, I totally forgot I the Vault Hunter. Wait, is that a flying castle?

Play Ted Striker - Love is Gonna Make Us Stronger -

You look as massie flying castle, it almost bigger than Sanctuary!

But you forgot something. The weapons, Sheild, your ECHO, all your stuff have been stuck from the Vault gate!

You: Well crap. I guess I has to get it then.

As you look around, you saw your echo device falling down, along with your stuff falling down as well.

You: Well if I falling down, then fly like a Skab!

The speed of light

I can see fallin'

Burning down from the sky

Flaming through, the night

You fall down as fast to get your ECHO. As soon you get close, you reach out your hand and thank to pick up tracker (it like Jedi use the force, but only pick up.) You grab the ECHO and start loading your Echo communicator.

You start getting your weapons, starting your favorite legendary SMG, The Bitch. After you got it from falling down, you mangle all your stuff. You have all the legendary in your backpack, but the most you use is The Maggie (Pistol), Conference Call (Shotgun), Veruc (Assault rifle) Lyuda (Sniper rifle), and your rocket launcher The Norflee.

After you got your weapons, you grab the Vault Hunter's Relic from falling down which increases chance of finding loot with a 5%. A good chance for finding good weapon. A Magic Missile, A Slag Grenade Mod that send 4 or 6 child grenade to the enemies, after it hit skag has a increases damage to shoot with any non-slag weapons.

And you lucky you got a Legendary class mod call Warlord. A samurai right armor shoulder that increases both your heart and your melee with a 50%.

You forgot the shield! A Vault Hunter always has a shield from getting shot or get hit. A Bee shield you grab has a good amp shot that drain enemy with energy shield, or non-energy shield. This shield is too OP

In a wall of sound

I can hear callin'

For me when my heart speed of love

So affraid of letting you go

After you got everything, you saw a torn apart ship crashing down as objects heading down fast.

You: Oh crap!

You fly around to avoid hitting object then out of nowhere, a car just almost hit you.

You: Since when he has a Bandit Technical?!

But you soon to realize a torn ship coming to straight to you!

You: On second thought I better take a door.

You cut the Bandit Technical door, leaving you turn this car door to a surfboard.

You: Oh this is more like it!

You fly forward to the torn ship, and saw a open cut from the engine.

Did you ever notice

I can never beat this

I can not believe this

Why you never help me closer

Can we RETRY once again

You: Here goe noting!

You fly straight toward the engine and making without a cut

As a man with faith

Fighting them rejections

They can hold them so tight

Flowing through, the night

Sliding down the engine part, you hear a alarm and something about going to explode. You saw a open cut of the ship, you jump to the torn ship, sliding down your way to the front of the ship. You saw a window baldy broke, so you shoot the window lending you fall back to the sky.

Spining to the ground

I can see reflections

Of you, raining down from the clouds

What was here's been turning cold

As you skydiving, you see a massive tree, it almost big as Helios!

Did you ever notice

I can never beat this

I can not believe this

Why you never help me closer

Can we RETRY once again

As you heading down, you use the Conference Call to shoot down making fall shower. After shooting down you feel the blast from above, but really do you want to look back the explosions? You don't care the explosions so you cool about it.

You got everything for preparing anything once you group. A new world ready for you!

Welcome to Vault Hunter in Alfheim!