Okay, first things first.
Me and my friend Emily are making this fanfiction for SoulEater.
We each made a character, [the two OC's].
Kira is her's, Luci is mine.
Please enjoy~
Chapter One.
"There's been a decrease of Kishin souls lately," Shinigami-sama said to his son. He pointed to him dramatically. "I need you to go figure out what's up!"
Kid stared at him blankly. "Fine," he said, monotone. He snapped his fingers. "Liz! Patti!"
The two sisters walked in, wearing maid costumes. Liz glared at him.
"Don't treat us like we're your maids!" she snapped.
Patti clapped her hands. "Aw, but it'd be fun!"
Kid sighed. "I thought it would be amusing. Besides, just look at them! You two are perfect for wearing them, so I just had to buy them! I mean, they're perfectly symmetrical! And symmetry is everything!" Kid had hearts in his eyes and was waving his butt around like a fangirl. He soon had a nosebleed and fell down to the floor in a pile of blood.
"We're on it, Shinigami-sama," Liz said, suddenly in her normal clothes. Patti was fanning her hand in Kid's face, trying to wake him up.
"Get your ass up right now, Kid," Patti said in her creepy voice. Kid was up in a beat, tears pouring down his face.
"You're so mean, Patti!" he whined. Liz slapped a palm to her forehead and took both of the couple's arms, dragging them away from the Death Room.
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"I, THE GREAT BLACK*STAR, WILL KICK ALL OF YOUR ASSES! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Tsubaki shook her head. "Black*Star, I think you scared the Kishin off…"
"BWAHAHAHAHA! OF COURSE I SCARED THE KISHIN OFF! ANYONE WHO SEES ME COMING WILL BE RUNNING FOR MILES!"
"But I'm not running…"
"That's because you're my weapon. I can't fight without you. That's why I need to become stronger. So I can fight without you. Then you can take a break. You must get a lot of cramps from being a weapon all the time."
The weapon gasped. What if he gets rid of me? She thought worriedly. "N-No, no. Don't do that."
"Why not?"
"….Okay, I guess."
Black*Star raised an eyebrow. "You're so weird."
Tsubaki sighed and started walking to where the Kishin ran off. "Black*Star," she called.
"TSUBAKI!" he yelled back. "Why didn't you tell me the Kishin was gone?"
"But I did…."
"Yeah, yeah, whatever, let's go."
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"Come on, Maka! I wanna go get some pizza!" Soul complained. Maka rolled her eyes.
"We can go get pizza after we find my socks, Soul!"
The weapon thumbed through his Playboy magazine.
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"And…BAM! Point blank, right into the brains!"
"…I was there. I'm the one who pulled your trigger, remember?" I said lazily.
"…Shush," Kira said. I shrugged and sipped a bit of my beer. Kira was about to do the same, but I took her mug of alcohol away from her.
"I think you've had enough…"
Kira pouted. "Whadda mean? I'm perfectly sober—HOLY SHIT. IT'S A PUPPY." She pointed to a passing bartender. The tubby man raised an eyebrow.
"Yup, she's sober." He said sarcastically. I rolled my eyes and gulped down the rest of the cup. I sighed again, about to drag Kira out of that hellhole, when a hand leaned heavily on my shoulder. I glanced up to see a drunkard, attempting to wink at me, but ending up blinking. His other hand brushed against the skin left bare because of my short, purple, long sleeved, belly-shirt.
"Fuck off, perv," I said bluntly. His hand sank down to touch my ass.
"HEY!" Kira yelled out drunkenly. "GET YOUR HANDS OFF-A HIM!" I glared at her.
"You're yelling at the wrong person."
"….Shush."
"Hey, baby…" the sleek-looking man brought my attention back to his wandering hands. I took a fleeting look at my weapon.
"Come on, Kira." She smiled at me and flashed into the point-blank pistol. It landed in my hand, screaming,
"KISS ME, YOU STUPID UNICORN!"
I stuck the barrel down the man's esophagus above me somehow. "I don't like to repeat myself, sir. Get. Your. Fucking. Hands. Off. Of. Me."
I saw him try to gulp down the lump that had built in his throat. He began to choke. I smirked at his predicament and pulled the trigger.
As soon as Kira was in human form again, she shouted out before I shoved her out of the bar.
"GO PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!"
New moon, thank God.
