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2: Oh joy! A whole chapter about her elegant eyes!
Her eyes were pure blue like the midnight sun. Midnight sun.... Yeah next paragraph because...I'm not even going to comment on that.....
Her eyes could pierce through your soul.
They were so beautiful and pure that they can make every member of CP9 hearts beat like the of rhythm of a thousand drums as they madly fall in love the very moment they glanced at her eyes, even for a second. *cries eyes out* OH GOD!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I WROTE THAT!! *Cries while is puking* OH GOD KILL ME NOW!!! There, there S-M! It's not your fault that you wrote it... At least you can safely sleep in peace as you have the knowledge that Ice Puke is WORSE than EBONY! EBONY!?! *dies of cardiac arrest but thankfully S-M knew voodoo and brought Sketch back to life... wtf?*
As soon as you looked into her eyes, you get lost deep within them. Like an ever lasting maze. When I stared into her eyes...I eventually found my dog that got eaten alive by her hair in the last chapter. As well as many small children and cute animals!
But you could clearly see the tragic moments of her past life. Oh God! Here it is! The best part!
Her FATHERS were Arlong and Caption Smoker and her brother was Luffy. Because for some unknown Arlong and Smoker are able to breed despite being both male and they had son named....Monkey D. Luffy. This story ruins the whole logic of One Piece. Hell, this story ruins logic ITSELF!!!
At school she was a straight A student and every single FREAKIN' person loved her. Everybody wanted to have sex with her, even the teachers. Ignoring the fact that all the teachers are Pedophiles.... Everybody is a freakin' Bisexual.... just like in My Immortal!
She was always depressed and every time she got more depressed, her grades went higher! Because Depression is good for your schoolwork kids!
She would always cut herself and her blood flowed a magical silvery blue like the full moon in the clear night sky on her flawless skin. Wait! Is she even human!? WE MUST SLAY THAT BEAST OF ONE PIECE!!
And she would always MASTURBATE!! Why would she need to masturbate if everyone wants to have sex with her?! I'm confused...
Her mother was a beautiful unicorn who transformed into a human and was raped by Arlong but at the same time was having an orgy with Captain Smoker ...*is too busy laughing too hard to write commentary*... ...pulls out gun*...
She inheritated her mother's beauty but sadly her mother abused her and was named BitchCrack! I thought unicorns were supposed to be gentle and have nice names... not BitchCrack!
Everyone felt sympathy for her past, even the most down- right murderous ones. Yeah. Even Lucci Kids...
A/N: Chapters over kids! Half of the people that read this are most likely dead. For those who aren't, we have chapter 3 up next! How beautiful her body is! Oh God….
