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Reveal You're Secret
I'm a Fishcake!?
Chaptet Two
After Kanami and Sakura said their goodbyes and waved, they were already one they're way home. She and Kanami has become really good friends. Sakura hadn't talked the way there, she seemed different, acted different, and she even walked slowly behind the rest of her team. She seemed mute, and looked almost sick.
She was silently, obviously thinking to hereself, until she was interrupted.
"Oi, Sakura-chan, you look pale. Some ramen'd you good!!!!!"
She didn't reply.
"Eh, hello...? Are you dead?"
She looked up, but then looked to the trees at the side.
"I'm fine, Naruto. Just leave me alone until we get home."
He was shocked to hear her say it, not the words, but the way she said it. She sounded serious this time. Not like childhood memorials of her fist colliding with his solar plexus.
"O-oh, okay...sorry...I think.." he stuttered as he stared.
She only looked up and raised an eyebrow, causing him to jump.
"Oh!! I know what's wrong with you!!!!" Naruto said.
"There's something wrong with me...?"
"Yeah! You just mis-"
"Well look at you! You're name means fishcake and you're addicted to ramen! And there's something wrong with me?! Just shut up already! You won't stop bothering me and-"
"That's quite enough Sakura."
Naruto stopped, wide eyed, "My name means fishcake...?" he asked himself.
Kakashi was quiet, this wasn't like her at all.
Sasuke was listening also,"Sakura."
"Hmm..?" she squeaked.
"What IS right with you then? You are acting unabridged and ignorant to someone who is atleast trying to help you."
She went quiet, showing he had won, but Naruto didn't like it very much.
"That was dirty Sasuke." he murmered.
Sasuke bashed him upside his own head."Shut up, fishcake. I'm on you're side you know."
'Sasuke...? On his side?!'
Naruto shuffled along the dirt trail, struggling to come up with his own unique subject change.
"So sensei, what does you're name mean then? I can't be the only one for food as a name!"
The grey-haired jounin sighed."My name means scarecrow."
Naruto cracked. "OH MY GOD!!!! OH MY GOD!!! MY STOMACH!!!" Sakura threw a punch in his diaphram, causing him to gag and curl up on to the floor.
"Hmph. That wasn't even funny."she said."Your also supposed to ask ladies questions first you fishcake."
"HEY! If my name means fishcake and your all going to use that against me, then I quit my name!!", he crossed him arms stubbornly.
"You quit your name? What a shame."said Kakashi.
"Huh..?"
"I know plenty of people who would love to have your name." he lied, of course.
Naruto's long pause."Are you serious?! AWESOME!! I reclaim it!! It's mine now!! Haha!! ugh-"
Sakura punched him again."You still haven't asked what my name meant you fishcake!!!"
He cowered, covering his head with his forearms as he and the rest kept walking.
"S-so Sakura-ch-chan...w-what does y-your name m-mean again..?"
"My name means cherry blossom!!!" she beamed.
'Hn, maybe talking makes her feel alot better?"
"My name means, legendary ninja." he stated blankly.
"Wow Sasuke-kun!!! That's so cool! Your so cool Sasuke-kun!!!"
Naruto pouted. "Ano, Sakura-chan. That's dirty too."
She was still beaming with her hand locked near her cheek.
'Yes, letting herself out this way has always brightened her.'
"Hey, let's try to think of what everybody else's name means!!!" skreeched fishcake.
"Hmm...I think Hinata's little sister's name is Hanabi, and if so then that means her name means fireworks."
"Yeah! And Hinata's dad's name means daytime, or spread of fire or something! Awesome!"
"Uh..kay...yeah...and Hinata's name means sunny place. What a nice translation."
"It's okay.. but Neji's dad's name meant sunlight or rays of the sun. What's with the sun anyway? I thought the sun hurts your eyes, not help it. Especially when they have Byakugan." he stared into space, deep in idiotic thought.
"Oh my god...Naruto."
"What?"
"Neji's name means screw."
"So...?"
"Hey I have an idea Naruto, for example, I'm going to go Neji you."
They heard chuckles from Sasuke and Kakashi. "That's a good one Sakura"
said Sasuke.
She gasped. "I didn't know you were listening to me Sasuke-kun!"she squealed.
"I wasn't."
"Okay, back to names! No more distractions!" said Naruto.
"Okay then...I think Shino's name means kanji."
"What's a kanji...?"
"You baka, kanji means shinobi. So all of us here are kanji. Am I right sensei??"
"Yes."
"I SAID NO MORE DISTRACTIONS!"
"Ah, fine fine. Chouji's name means butterfly, and the 'ji' in it means child."
"Wow, Sakura-chan, you sure do know alot!"
"Hmm, thank you Naruto."
"Yay! No more fishcake!"
She laughed."Okay then, Gaara's name means self-loving. And I think...Haku's name meant white."
Sasuke and Naruto simultaenously shuddered."Eh, Sakura-chan, who else? Who else?"
"Um...Kiba means fang. Jiraiya-sama's name means young thunder." she shivered at the thought of their first mission to the Land of Waves.
"HMPH, he don't look so young to me!"
"Respect your elders Naruto." warned Kakashi-sensei.
"Yeah, that means me since I'm two months older than you." bloked Sasuke.
"And I think Gaara's brother's name translates to the name of a famous shougi player."
"Shougi's a dumb game."
"You just never win it, dobe."
"Eh! Shut up Sasuke! Legendary ninja my ass!"
Sasuke turned his head to him but then Sakura continued. "And Shikamaru's name means male deer!!" she yelled to distract her glaring team mates.
"Ow..my ear!"screamed Naruto as he cupped his left ear lobe.
"That's what you get for almost starting a fight." she 'hmphed' and cross her arms, then pouted and turned her head the other way.
"Can we continue I'm-" Naruto was interrupted.
"Konoha ahead. Two miles," read Sasuke at a road sign.
"OH MY GOD YES!!! HOME!!!" yelped an overexcited Naruto as he ran full speed ahead towards the gates, running straight past a confused Izumo, and dissapeared, leaving a cloud of dust and dirt behind him.
The rest of team Kakashi sweat dropped.
"He's a bit overexcited.." cooed Kakashi.
Sasuke and Sakura agreed.
Ok...i know i know, i said I'd accept 15 reviews for chapter 2..but i got 13 so only two off :D
And the best part is that the hamster didn't get the poison corn chip!!!! XD
Azula: -hugs Gaara- My love...what shall we name our children?!
Gaara: "..."
Azula: How about snufflepug?! Or Gaara Junior!!?
Pwease?! Reviews are highly appreciated!!!
