Akatsuki Naruto

Thanks to all my reviewers. Anyway, I know I haven't updated this story at all, but I have decided to continue it, although this chapter is relatively short. Also, I haven't checked this story for spelling, grammatical, and punctuation errors, so sorry if there are any.

Yes, and to wolvknight, this story will not end along the lines of " they lived hapily ever after…"

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto; If I did…Well…I wouldn't be here, now would I?

As the four men began to exit the Hokage's office, Naruto accidentally unleashed a wave of killer intent at Kisame. Instantly, the fish-man put his hands around his mouth and vomited. Tsunade, who had felt this intent, was on guard.

" What was that? Which one of you unleashed it…"

Naruto quickly thought of an answer.

" It's…Conosis?…Conosis… Yea, that's right, Conosis."

The Hokage was not convinced with the answer.

" Yea, it's a rare disease that some people get--"

"I've never heard of such a disease and I'm a professional medic nin."

" Well…Umm…That's why I said that it was rare. Anyway, hurry up guys, out we go, out we go."

The four men scurried out of the office swiftly.

Once they were out, Naruto spoke.

" You idiots. Don't you understand anything."

" Hnn…"

" Shut up, Itachi."

" But I was just saying hnn"

" Shut it," Naruto then spoke to the other members. " Are all of you stupid? Kisame, who the hell vomits in the Hokage's office? And Hidan, you're an idiot too, so stop laughing at Kisame."

Hidan immediately stopped laughing, but began to speak.

" So Lead-Sama, I was thinking of beating up the villagers, and taking the goods…Hehehe."

" Did you not hear a word we were told…Hnn…Both of you are idiots. Besides, we cannot just kill people; it is not that easy."

" Why not," Hidan asked.

" Because Leader-Sama and Itachi said so. Now, shut up, and let us concentrate," Kisame said.

As the four kept walking aimlessly around the village, Naruto suddenly stopped and said:

" So…You all know what to do?"

" Yea"

" Hnn"

"I guess, what was it again?"

" Damn you Hidan. Why did I not just bring Zetsu again?"

" Umm Leader-Sama. Isn't Zetsu having some problems? With the bugs I mean." Kisame asked.

" Huh? Oh yeah. But don't worry, he's still coming, along with the others. Anyway, this is what I want you guys to do. Look, we act like regular, loyal, stupid Konoha ninjas. I want you Kisame and Hidan, to steal the Hokage's scroll. Itachi, you try to get it. Also, pretend to be friends with these Konoha ninjas; we want to do the old-fashioned-good-guys-being-bad-guys-and-betraying-everyone scenario--"

" I am troubled by something…"

" What, Itachi?"

" What is it?"

" it?"

" Yea, it, the thing I am supposed to get."

Suddenly, Naruto's face darkened.

" Itachi, that something is a necklace of the first Hokage; I know not of its whereabouts, but that it resides here in Konoha. It used to be in my possession and is extremely vital to our plan. Now anymore questions?"

No one spoke.

" So, split around and let's get to explore the area. Itachi and I have a lot of catching up to do."

All four of them split up. As Naruto sauntered through the streets of Konoha, he remembered his old team: Sakura, Sasuke, and his sensei Kakashi. Naruto realized that not much had changed in this village. People were busy doing their jobs, flowers were blooming, and everyone looked happy. Suddenly a ninja that looked a little like Naruto, ran into him

" Damn it. I'm supposed to go to the old hag a while ago, where are Udon and Moegi?

Suddenly, Naruto remember who this was.

" Konohamaru…?"

The boy turned and looked at Naruto.

" Do I know you?"

Naruto realized that he, Itachi, Kisame, and Hidan had changed appearances.

" No, I just, well no you don't know me."

" So, how d'ya know my name?"

Naruto looked for a way out of this situation.

" Well, you see…"

He finally found an excuse.

" It's written on your shirt…So I thought…"

Konohamaru looked at his shirt; he forgot that he actually wrote his name on it.

" Oh sorry about interrogating you. Anyway, I've got to go see the Hokage."

" Huh? Yea, okay."

Naruto sighed as Konohamaru left; he realized how hard the mission would be if he kept reminiscing about the past.