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People actually like this! *gasps*

You know that feeling when you write a story, and you think to yourself, "This is gonna be really popular"?

That's the exact opposite feeling I felt when publishing this. Yet, within a day, it gained several follows and favorites. YOU PEOPLE ARE JUST SO SWEET GAH I CAN'T -

Rainbowc - Thanks for reviewing sweetie! Appreciate that. Thank you. Yami accepts your condolences and promises he'll kick the other Yami's little black ass.

Thank you people so much! I can't believe I have only one chapter (well, two now) and so many people liked this story.. *begins sobbing with joy*

(Btw, the swearing kicks in in this chapter. I warned you though, so don't be surprised! Also I changed my username, so I'm now Manafique instead of Cloud Avalon. Just so you know)

TALLY-HO!


"Stop it!"

Yugi screamed, running as fast as he could after the retreating black mammal. Yami didn't move for a moment, confused by what was currently going on.

Okay, so, the cat was running away... yes ... it was definitely running away. But... from what?!

Or it could just be running. That too.

"Yami!" Yugi screeched from what Yami presumed to be his grandfather's room, "Help me!"

Immediately, the King of Games jumped off of the couch (1) and rushed to his hikari's aid. Well, somewhat. He tripped about half away and crashed into the nearest wall. If you listened closely, you could hear the cat snickering with demented glee.

"Yami, you're really clumsy."

Both Yami and Yugi gasped in shock.

The cat could speak?!

"Y-you can speak?!" Yugi asked, eyes wide with shock. The cat, who had been lazily licking his paw, turned his head and looked at Yugi with something akin to a glare.

"Yes, dumbass. I can talk." It answered indignantly, seemingly insulted by the question. "And, fyi, for someone who's the king of whatever, you're pretty dense."

"Take that back!" Yami threatened, glaring at the cat heatedly. It only returned his glare with a look of I-don't-give-two-shits.

"And for someone with that much hair, your head is sure small." The cat remarked, tilting his head and pretending to study the duelist in front of him. "It explains why you're so narrow-minded though."

Damn.

That cat was slayin'!

Well, not literally. If it were to be literal... well, that would be very bad and it was something Yugi's grandfather wouldn't be pleased about. Why? Oh no, not because his grandson would be dead.

But because it's so darn hard to get blood out of the carpet using only paper towels and water, plus some cheap ass soap!

Speaking of slaying, Yami was just about ready to do that to the cat. It was purring (something that annoyed him greatly) and stroking its fur, as if silently saying his 'hair' was better than Yami's.

The argument was invalid because it was fur, not hair, but the cat could care less.

"So, whaddya got to eat around here?" 'Yami' asked curiously, jumping onto Solomon Moto's most prized possessions:

A bunch of porn.

"Hey, what's in that box anyway?" Yugi asked curiously, studying the card board box that held something that would take his innocence and dash it to millions of pieces. "It looks like movies."

"Oh, they're movies alright." The cat said with a slightly excited tone, peering down beneath him to gaze at the beauty known as porn. Most of which, surprisingly, wasn't heterosexual. "The best movies I've ever seen."

"You've watched them?" Yami inquired dangerously, narrowing his eyes. How the heck did the cat watch the movies when he hadn't been in their house for more than 3 hours?

"Ohhhhh yeah." The cat replied, shaking its fur with... anticipation? "Was totally worth it. I really think you both should watch them. Oh, and make sure to have a drink handy. It has really 'spit-out-of-your-mouth' moments."

"Is it exciting?" asked Yugi, already becoming excited. These movies sounded great! Who knew his grandpa had such good taste! He was amazed! Well, somewhat. It was just queer that an old man liked good stuff.

No offense to the old men out there, though. You guys are probably really cool. Yugi's grandpa is the minority.

"Yup!" The cat was bouncing with anticipation, shaking its fur and then bouncing again! This was getting hype! "Sometimes I just want to moan with excitement, and I yell, 'more, more, more'!"

"That sounds interesting." Yami mumbled, wondering why the cat had selected the word moan. It was a bit odd for an action movie to make you moan -

"WAIT A MOMENT."

Yugi and 'Yami the cat' looked at Yami quizzically, wondering why the duelist was so riled up all of a sudden. He was sweating and looked somewhat flustered, which seemed to please the cat, but Yugi was still confused.

"WHAT TYPE OF ACTION IS GOING ON IN THIS 'MOVIE'?!" Yami demanded, trying to keep a blush from creeping its way onto his face. For some reason, the very thought of a cat enjoying porn was triggering.

It made him think of... unmentionable things that I shall not mention.

"Very..." The cat paused with a dramatic flair of his paw. "...intense action. Why?"

"Does the action contain blood?" Yugi asked timidly.

"Eh, it depends on which movie you watch." The cat responded after thinking the question over for a bit. "You see, sometimes the action gets really extreme, where there's biting and all of that."

"Wait, so you're saying it's like..." Yugi coughed, not knowing if he wanted to say this or not. "...Twilight?"

"Heck no!" The black feline sounded disgusted. "It's still a better love story than that!"

"Wait, can you describe your favorite one out of the whole lot of movies for me?" Yugi requested eagerly. He was hooked. This cat made these movies sound better than bread and butter!

"Sure." The cat jumped into the box and the sound of rummaging began. Minutes later, he popped up again and cleared his somewhat non-existent cat throat. "It's called, 'Final Release'."

Yami's eyes bulged, but Yugi looked pleased.

"What happens in it?"

"Two guys meet, see." The cat began, gesturing with its paws in wild manners. It looked freakish, sure, but it was also quite comical to say the least. "And one of them says to the other, 'hey, I like your booty' - "

"Okay, okay, okay!" Yami whistled, gripping Yugi's shoulders and steering him out the door. "That sounds like a wonderful movie, but tragedy has struck and we must go look for Yugi's grandpa. Alright?"

"No you aren't." The cat's emerald eyes narrowed dangerously. "You just want an excuse to go off and fuck, don't you?"

The silence that enveloped the room was so intense, a painting fell off of the wall.

Shit was going to go down.


(1) Guess what happens when you're writing a chapter at nearly 7:00 in the morning? You say 'crotch' instead of 'couch'. So yes people, Yami jumped off of a crotch, not a couch. Who's crotch was it? I don't know. But he jumped off of it.

Also, I believe 'Yami the cat' and Judai/Jaden from Yu-Gi-Oh GX would make great friends. Well, Judai doesn't watch porn. OR DOES HE?!

Thanks to all of the people who faved or followed my story! I'm amazed it got such 'popularity' after such a short amount of time! And thank you, Rainbowc, for reviewing! Love your stories girl!