And now, presenting, the marvelous, wonderful, best chapter ever… CHAPTER 2!

~The Next Morning~

Ralph woke up, surprised that he had actually fallen asleep, but not feeling any more tired than he normally was. He walked out of the makeshift shelter to stretch and walk to the bathing pool. He looked around, and seeing no one, guessed that he was the only one awake. He lifted his arms over his head and yawned. He didn't sleep as well as he had thought.

Reaching the bathing pool, he looked down as he moved to take off his shorts and noticed something strange. There were two lumps under his shirt that hadn't been there the night before. Under his further investigation, he realized that his hair had grown longer than it was that last night too. He spoke out loud to himself, not wanting to believe his conclusion.

"I'm a girl?" his voice came out a few pitches higher, sounding like his little sister's from back home.

"This can't be real!" he left the bathing pool and ran to the shelter to wake the others. When he got back, he was amazed to see that he was still the only one up. He ran to the shelter he had slept in.

"Piggy! Simon! Samneric! Wake up! It's an emergency!" he yelled in his new high-pitched voice. He heard them stirring in the shelter, and finally, Simon's head popped out, his eyes closed against the brightness of the sun.

"Simon! Open your eyes, I-I'm a girl!" Ralph was panicking, but he finally got a good look at Simon. His features were softer, his lips were fuller, eyes brighter (when he finally opened them), and his hair also down to the middle of his back.

"NO! Not you too!" Ralph was worried about the others now. He ran to the conch and blew into it the hardest he ever had since the first day on the island.

Everyone started moving about and leaving the shelters, that is, until they caught sight of each other. Screams were echoing from everyone and everywhere, especially from Jack and his hunters.

"What's happened to us?" a littlun cried.

"I don't know!" a biggun yelled.

Finally Ralph blew the conch again. Everyone ran to the assembly rock as fast as their feet could carry them.

"Everyone," Ralph started, "I don't know what's happened here, but we need to be calm about this."

"CALM!? How can we be calm if we've turned into GIRLS!?" yelled Jack from the crowd. He didn't have the conch, but no one listened or cared anyway.

A skinnier Piggy took the conch from Ralph, "Everyone, until we get back to how we were, we need to adjust to the circumstances, we need new names. We'll do it this way, state your old name when the conch gets passed to you, and then think of a new girl name for yourself."

Nobody liked Piggy, but they figured he was right, they needed new names.

"I'll go first," Ralph said, taking back the conch, "My name is Ralph, and my new name is going to be… Ralphonda." He passed the conch to his left, which was Samneric.

"I'm Sam-"

"And I'm Eric."

"Our new names are going to be… Samantha and Erin." They passed it to their left, which was Jack.

"My name is Jack, and my new name is Jacklyn." He also passed it to his left.

"I'm Simon, and my girl name is going to be Simone."

This continued until everyone had a new name. Someone's stomach growled loudly, and the crowd fell silent, realizing that they were all very hungry.

"Jacklyn," Ralphonda looked at him… her… "Take your hunters and catch a pig for us. Samantha, Erin, go watch the fire please, take Piglette's specs if you need to. Everyone else, we need to work on these shelters, and life is going to stay the same as it was before any of this happened. OK?"

Everyone nodded while the hunters and Samnerin left to do their jobs.