ARE YOU READY!

FOR NINJAGO! BATTLE! ROYALE!

Cbear: hellooooo fellow ninjagonites! Cbear142 here with co-star Alex to start of our first round of NINJAGO BATTLE ROYALE! I'm so tensed up! Who could it be?

Alex: Umm... you wrote this story yourself, plus so far there has been only one request, and you know who it is.

Cbear: SO? Doesn't mean I can't act a little suspenseful!

Alex: *rolls her eyes and sighs loudly*

Cbear: Hey! I saw that! Do you need to be reminded who gave you LIFE?!

Alex: ...you didn't take your meds today did you?

Cbear: Bitch please, like I would take anything that would dumb me down for this event

Alex: *sighs and shakes her head* Anyway, today's match was requested by PeytonTacoway11, so without further ado, let's introduce today's fighters.

Cbear: *puts a calmer expression on* We now go LIVE to the Dark Island!

Camera pans to the Dark Island, home of the Overlord, where a coliseum has arisen, seated with thousands of spectators

Cbear: Let's start off with our first challengers! In this corner, she's blonde, she's tan, and you do NOT wanna get on her bad side, here's PEYTON!

Peyton: *swings baseball bat* Try to stay outta my way!

Cbear: ... I'll take your word for it, but do keep in mind; I did not take my meds today. Anyway, also challenging in this corner: in one life he could have been a gourmet culinary artist, but for now he's aiming his spatula for you, give it up for BRICE!

Brice: *sets frying pan shield in place* Umm... why is your eye twitching?

Cbear: No questions shall be asked, we came here for BATTLE not JEOPARDY! Back to you Alex.

Alex: Ok... let's get this thing started quickly. On this side we have a metal toting elemental master who should have *cough cough* put up a better fight, here's KARLOFF!

Karloff: I would have won if not for pesky ninja with spiky hair.

Alex: Well if you manage to win this you could do something about that. Anyway, also fighting, we have the not-so-Overlord.

Crowd: BOOOO!

Overlord: SHUT UP, YOU FILTHY INGRATES! And you! What do you mean not-so-over?!

Alex: Cuz you're nothing but a repetitive and boring villain, at least in some opinions

Cbear: You ain't got nothing over me and the awesome villains I could conjure up!

Overlord: WHAT?! HOW DARE YOU...!

Alex: *pulls out a vaccum cleaner and sucks up the Overlord cloud* First off cbear; you need to write him in his more humanistic form. Second; please omit from making anymore puns

Kai (in the audience): Yea, and why are the two of you hinting that Karloff might..?

Cbear: You do realize I can punish you for this insubordination. *eyes darken and she waves her hand*

Kai: *finds himself in a cannon* Nonononononono AAAHHH! *shoots off into the next chapter*

Alex: Was that necessary?

Cbear: Don't worry. I'll have much in store for him... *crazy look in her eyes* ehe.. ehehehe... EHEHEHEHE!

Alex: And this is why you need help. Anyway, are the challengers ready?

Challengers: *nod in agreement, weapons poised*

Alex: 3...2...1...FIGHT!

Karloff smashes his metal fists together, forming a hard coat of metal, while the Overlord (now in his human/dragon faced form from season 2) begins to shoot Dark Matter from his hands at the other two figures.

After exchanging glances, Peyton swings her bat, which sends the Dark Matter back at the Overlord, while he barely manages to not get hit in the face.

Brice uses his frying pan to deflect the other dark bits, and charges towards Karloff, and the two began dueling, metal fists clashing against the frying pan and spatula.

Karloff: What can silly spatula do against METAL FISTS?

Karloff punches the ground, sending an underground shockwave towards Brice, who stumbles to regain his footing. As he recovers, he smiles.

Brice: Oh nothing! Just this!

The spatula increases in size to the point where Karloff can only look on as the spatula swats him clear across the stadium

Crowd: Cheers excitedly

Alex: Who knew how much of a crowd we'd get in on this whole battle thing. At this rate we could...

Cbear: Shut up a second! I'm watching Peyton!

Meanwhile Peyton is facing off against the overused Overlord, who has grabbed a dark katana and begins to duel with it against Peyton's bat. After catching the girl off guard, he clamps down on the bat with his jaws (he has a crocodile face) and throws it clear across the arena.

Overlord: What a shame, looks like it's strike three, and you're out.

Cbear: LAAAAAAAMMMEEEE

This doesn't slow Peyton down, as she leaps over the Overlord's head, stepping on it in the process, and rolls towards her bat. Once she picks it up, she flips onto her feet and swings her bat at the descending Overlord, making a sickening impact on his face.

Alex: NICE! I'm soo watching the replay

Replay shows the bat making impact on the Overlord's face, as something shoots out of his mouth.

Cbear: OMIGOSH! She knocked out his teeth!

The Overlord looks over at Peyton, fiery anger in his eyes. With a roar, he lashes out at her, knocking her into Brice, who was about to finish off his fight with Karloff. Both knocked to the ground the quickly gather in their surroundings as their rivals descend upon them.

Karloff immediately grabs Peyton, and smashes her gut with his fists, sending her spiraling onto the floor of the arena. The Overlord begins to duel Brice, but the latter's efforts are in vain as the former breaks his spatula in half, cutting Brice with his katana of darkness. After a long beat down, the two seemed to be out of the match, as the Overlord and master of steel bore down on them.

Cbear: Shame, I honestly thought they were going to win. Anyway, FINISH IT!

Karloff aims his fists at Brice's beaten face, while the Overlord aims his dark katana at Peyton's heart, while the two battered rivals close their eyes, waiting for death.

Suddenly, a familiar voice comes from out of the blue, stopping the ancient dark lord and the elemental master from finishing the job.

Cbear: Whoa whoa whoa! WHAT IS THIS?! SERIOUSLY WHAT IS THIS!?

Karloff: You say to finish them, so we finish job

Overlord: This is a fight to the death right?

Cbear: SERIOUSLY DID ANY OF YOU READ THE RULES?!

Peyton and Brice: *weakly raise their hands*

Cbear: *grabs healing medicine and pours it on the two, causing them to instantly recover* I know I have a tendency to break rules, but REALLY?! I EVEN SAID LAST CHAPTER ABOUT HOW TO SPECIFICALLY FOLLOW THE RULES! JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE EVIL AND YOU SPEAK BAD ENGLISH DOES NOT MEAN YOU PULL OFF SOME DICK MOVE LIKE THAT!

Alex: Ok before cbear breaks a blood vessel, I'm here to declare Peyton and Brice the winners of our first Ninjago Battle Royale! Congratulations!

Cbear: *calms down slightly* Right, so for our true winners, who actually read the rules, your prize is some new reinforced weapons of your choice! We have a highly specialized new bat for Peyton and a universal spatula for Brice

Peyton and Brice: *checks out the new weapons* Thanks so much!

Alex: No problem. After the beat down you received, you deserve some more top of the line material. The gadgets you want to use on your new weapons are up to your imagination. *sighs* it's good to use high tech weapons

Cbear: ANYWAY *turns slowly towards the other two with a dark look in her eye* the would have been winners that acted like LOSERS receive a punishment. You both have to enter a hot dog eating contest without any breaks.

Overlord: Umm... really? That's it? Well that's... not too bad...

Cbear: Oh, did I mention you're facing off against the Great Devourer?

Karloff and the Overlord: NOOOOO!

Five Hours Later...

The two losers are shoving hot dogs down their throats, looking sick and downcast, as the VERY giant snake is still eating hot dog after hot dog, looking satisfied.

Alex: Ok I think we should stop. At this rate we'll run out of the world surplus of hot dogs.

Cbear: All right then, go stop them before they puke it all up. As for those who don't abide by rules, remember that though some rules are meant to be broken, don't break them when I'm off my meds. My mind goes into WEIRD places without them...

A/N: Ok then, that story escalated into chaos, but seriously, I am off my medication hence the weirdness. So shoutout to the people of Ninjago who enter the arena: read my rules, or suffer! As for the readers, thank you all for putting up with me today, and please post who YOU want to see fight in the next Ninjago Battle Royale.

On a side note, I promise the next parts will not be that weird and the rule breakers will not be severe (if I even make any). I understand if this chapter was too much and I apologize. But I was seriously excited to get this underway!