here's chapther 1 enjoy
declimer: everything expet the plot and the cat
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 6 WEEKS LATER~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ever since Oreo came, everything was a hell hole. They had to take turns giving her food, making sure the rooms where locked. Most of them hated the cat, while Tobi and Konan love her, Kakuzu was going more a lot to his emo cornered for spending a lot of money for the flee-bag. Hidan is trying to come up with a plan to scarifies her. Zetus is having trouble not to eat her.
Monday
Everyone was in the kitchen "Oreo lunch time" said Tobi. But nothing happen. "Oreo?" yelled Tobi.
"Has any of you seen her" he asks them.
Everyone shakes their heads.
"Hey have any of you seen my account book" ask Kakuzu walking in the kitchen.
"I swear I left it in the room" he muttered. He searched everywhere in the room but no luck.
"Check again in your room" suggest Konan.
Kakuzu left the room went into the hall way, up the stairs. When he reached his door he noticed the door was open 'wasn't close' he thought. Walking inside he stood their in shocked and wide eye. Their it was his account book ripped on the bed, everywhere were papers, white and green. Some of the money was either bitten or tear apart. And on his, the thing that caused all this messed, the pile of fur sleeping in his once account book.
What seem likes generations "OREO AM GOING TO KILL YOU AND WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN" yelled a pissed Kakuzu.
Oreo waking up from her nap look at Kakuzu with innocent eyes saying 'I did nothing wrong'. "OH DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK, LOOK WHAT YOU DONE" he yelled.
Oreo got up scratch herself, getting a perfect 20 dollar bill and ran for her life, going downstairs, to the kitchen. "OH NO YOU DON'T YOU PICE OF FLEE-BAG" he yelled going after her.
When he got to the kitchen he saw her in the sink, holding the bill near the garbage diposer. His eyes went wide "don't. You. dare." He said. With that she let go of the 20 dollar bill, and pull the switch on, and green paper flew. "NNNNOOOO" yelled Kakuzu running to the sink trying to grab the she-cat.
Oreo jump on top of him and went to the dinner room and went on Tobi's lap.
"There you are" Tobi said right then Kakuzu came in "YOU'RE GOING TO DIE PIECE OF SHIT" growled Kakuzu running towards Tobi and Oreo. Then Hidan and Kismae came in and held him.
"LET ME GO I GOT TO KILLED HER" he yelled looking at Hidan and then at Oreo who stuck her tough at him.
With that got him even angrier, trying to get free of the hold but couldn't.
"Calm yourself down" said the big fishy
"What's with all the noise" ask sasori coming in with Deidara and weasel boy to see the show.
"THAT thing got my account book, my money and ripped and made a mess" growled Kakuzu glaring at the ginger she-cat.
"Really un" ask Deidara with wide-eye
"bad girl Oreo that wasn't nice." Scold Tobi.
"really now let me go got to kill cat" he growled. "all your money" said the scorpion.
"yes" said now a sad Kakuzu now cured up in a ball rocking back and forth, with his thumb in his mouth. "this is a bad dream Kaku just a bad dream" he said.
"we lost him un" said the blond. Everyone nod their heads. When everyone left the room including Kakuzu to grief for his money, which are probably in money haven by now. Oreo went to her room and got a book out with the list of people she wants to get.
Wednesday
After his daily ritual the silver hair priest went downstairs and only saw Deidara in the couch upside down watching TV "Yo bitch where all the fuckers in this house?" Hidan ask sitting next to the blond.
Deidara got up and look at him. "sasori-no-Danna, Kisame went out on a mission un Zetus is in his garden, Konan and Pein doing what ever they do un aaand Kakuzu is in his emo corner un and weasel face is in his room doing I don't know don't care un." He replied and taking a breather.
"oh" said the silver hair man.
They sat in silence.
"am going in my room un" said a tired Deidara.
"pff you're always tired when your bastard of a partner fucks you before a mission." Said Hidan
"What do you mean un" whined Deidara blushing a little.
"Sure oh Danna hard faster" Hidan said in a mocking girly voice.
"shut up un." Deidara protest blushing more.
"whatever you say bitch a lest am not a sissy faggot, I take it like a man" he said smirking.
Pouting and the now red Deidara went to his room.
Sitting in the couch alone, Hidan got bored but before he move he saw Oreo next to him and staring at him. "what are you looking at stupid? I know you can't understand but you better watch where you going because am going to kill you" he whisper to her.
She kept staring at him. "ha and here I am talking to a stupid shity cat hahah" he said laughing to him self.
"yes but it's mostly with your self meow." Said a mixture of British and Puerto Rican accent.
"what who said that come out" said a very confused Hidan getting up into a fighting stand. "ha now he's gone crazy" said the voice again. "okay mother fuckers show your face. I am getting really pissed you not showing your face." Spat Hidan, "Yo potty-mouth down here" said the voice. Hidan look down and only saw Oreo
"What the hell" he said
"oh now you noticed that I could talk meow" Oreo said while Hidan eyes went wide.
"you could a t...talk?" ask Hidan.
"no shit goldy locks" she hissed.
"Oh MY Jashin" scream Hidan "it's happing like in the movie that crazy cat form Alice in Wonder Land" he scream and went to his room and locking it.
"Pew lost it" he said relief
"over here dumbass" she said on top of his bed "you know now that you know my secret am going to ripped you apart." She hissed while her claws grew sharper and her eyes glittering and her body growing to a tiger size cat.
"AAHHH" scream the sliver hair men and went running to the hallway.
Oreo jumped in front of him and hiss. Still screaming he went to Kakuzu door and knocked like a manic "let me in" he said panicking.
But no answer. He heard a grow from behind him, he turn around and stare with scare wide eyes. Oreo jumped and quick as a flash he dodge and went to Deidara door and knock loud "Deidara help let me in" he said panicking. The door open a little reveling Deidara's face "what un?" he spat "let me in the cat is going to eat me" said Hidan quickly. "NO I thought you were a macho man not a sissy un" mocked Deidara and shuting the door. "no dammit bitch let me in, ok I was wrong let me in" he plead. 'ok Hidan be strong sure your afraid of cats that stare at you and disappear like in the movie but you can fight your not a sissy and it's a stupid cat' he kept telling himself. He look up and saw the cat in front of him forgetting what he just said he scream like sissy little girl.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~2 hours later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hidan head was in the basement. there was blood everywhere his body was in his room way his legs where in the kitchen oven, and his arms in the couch. "fucking cat" he mumbled. "once am sew together I'll kill her. Yes because am not a sissy" he said to himself. "Ha you talk the talk but can you walk the walk meow" said the evil voice. When he heard it he started to panicked, "leave me alone please I'll fucking be nice" he pled not wanting to die. Oreo came closer to him and closer and…. Gave him a taco...
Ok she bit him in his ear and scratching his face.
"ahh some fucking help me stop fucking piece of shit" Hidan yelled. Then he heard the door open.
"Thank Jashin" he muttered.
"there you are Oreo bad kitty" scold Konan. The blue head lady got the kitty and put her in her arms. Then she walked back to the first floor. "WAIT BITCH GET ME OUT OF HER" the Jashinsits yelled.
Then he heard a noise behind him. 'oh crap' thought Hidan. Then he felt two hands beside his cheeks and it was wet.
"what the hell?!" the head said.
"shut up un" hissed the blond.
"how the fuck did you get down here" the head said. Deidara shrug. They went up stairs. Took a turn and open a door which happens to be the bathroom. Deidara put Hidan head on the sink. "hey bitch why we here?" ask hidan. Deidara ignored Hidan he open the lids of the toilet seat and went over to hidan and grab him by the hair, and started walking to the toilet.
"what the fuck are you do mamsfhf..." what ever hidan said was cut of because Deidara threw the head inside the toilet and started flushing. "serves you right un" said Deidara and left him in the toilet. Hidan head turn over, "when I get that Bastard mother fucking bitch he's a dead she-male" he swore.
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reveiw
the victems were hidan and kaku-kun
poor money and hidan head oh well
don't know what to do with deidara and sasori can someone give me ideas you get cookies cake and tacos
