Twilight Twisted

--At the coffee shop—

Edward: *sigh*

Jacob: *touches Edward's shoulder* Whut's wrong yo?

Edward: It's Bella..I feel kinda bad..

Laurent: You don't need dat bitch! You got us, isn't dat all yo need?!

Edward: Yeah..but I need my daily dose of personal heroine ya kno?

James: *breathes in* Yeah..I know..

Laurent: Oh yeah James, how you gonna break it to Victoria?

Jacob: Ya mean that chick wit the dope hair?

Laurent: Ya her.

James: Hmmm..I don't know..

Edward: *he interrupts* Oh shit! Hot waitress at 5:00..

Laurent: Daaaammmnnnn nice catch heh, I'm gonna get lucky tonight..

Jacob: Wha's dat supposed to mean Baby L..? *sniff*

James: Oh puh-lease Jake! Having a weird attraction to each other was so two minutes ago..

Edward: True dat..

Laurent: Ya man lets..I'm starting ta get a weird feeling about us now..

Jacob: No one understands me!!!

--Jake runs out of the coffee shop in anger & sadness—

Edward: Should we go out for him?

Laurent: Nah man he'll bounce back in 10 minutes ya know how werewolves are!

Edward: Aye man ya got a point.

James: Well now that we're done wit dis, I'm gonna go..I miss my Victoria already..

Edward: And I'm gonna go find my girl and apologize before she does one of dem "imleavingtownbecausetheloveofmyliferuinedme" thang again..

Laurent: And I'm gonna stay here and keep my eye on dat waitress over der.. ;)

--In front of Bella's house—

Bella: *whimpers* WHY? WHY ME? WHAT MADE HIM CHOOSE THEM OVER ME?

Jacob: Hi Bella..

Bella: EW, GET AWAY YOU CREEP! *she runs into her house*

Jacob: DAMN IT! I can never score with anyone.. *whimpers*

TO BE CONTINUED

In the next chapter..