Twilight Twisted
--At the coffee shop—
Edward: *sigh*
Jacob: *touches Edward's shoulder* Whut's wrong yo?
Edward: It's Bella..I feel kinda bad..
Laurent: You don't need dat bitch! You got us, isn't dat all yo need?!
Edward: Yeah..but I need my daily dose of personal heroine ya kno?
James: *breathes in* Yeah..I know..
Laurent: Oh yeah James, how you gonna break it to Victoria?
Jacob: Ya mean that chick wit the dope hair?
Laurent: Ya her.
James: Hmmm..I don't know..
Edward: *he interrupts* Oh shit! Hot waitress at 5:00..
Laurent: Daaaammmnnnn nice catch heh, I'm gonna get lucky tonight..
Jacob: Wha's dat supposed to mean Baby L..? *sniff*
James: Oh puh-lease Jake! Having a weird attraction to each other was so two minutes ago..
Edward: True dat..
Laurent: Ya man lets..I'm starting ta get a weird feeling about us now..
Jacob: No one understands me!!!
--Jake runs out of the coffee shop in anger & sadness—
Edward: Should we go out for him?
Laurent: Nah man he'll bounce back in 10 minutes ya know how werewolves are!
Edward: Aye man ya got a point.
James: Well now that we're done wit dis, I'm gonna go..I miss my Victoria already..
Edward: And I'm gonna go find my girl and apologize before she does one of dem "imleavingtownbecausetheloveofmyliferuinedme" thang again..
Laurent: And I'm gonna stay here and keep my eye on dat waitress over der.. ;)
--In front of Bella's house—
Bella: *whimpers* WHY? WHY ME? WHAT MADE HIM CHOOSE THEM OVER ME?
Jacob: Hi Bella..
Bella: EW, GET AWAY YOU CREEP! *she runs into her house*
Jacob: DAMN IT! I can never score with anyone.. *whimpers*
TO BE CONTINUED
In the next chapter..
