AN: YAAAAY, MADAME BIG BUTT'S TURN-oh, wait sorry, Madame MORRIBLE'S turn. (it's Madame Big Butt *snickers*) Sorry, I was going thru my faves the other day and I re-read one of the parodies I have on the list (i can't think of the name right now, but if i do, i'll let you know) and the authoress had everybody saying "Madame Big Butt-I mean Morrible." and I just COULD NOT stop laughing at it. So, yeah. Oh, also, I am currently working on the next chapter of my OWN parody, (it's the ALYAM SCENE!) so if you're following that, be sure to keep an eye out. If you're following "When Realization Hit," you may or may not know that I'm currently struggling to get around a wall in the next chapter of that, but yesterday I PM'd IchikoWindGriffin asking her to beta for me and help me get it moving again, so cross your fingers she says yes. Also, I decided to change "favorite quote" to "favorite POEM OR QUOTE." Also, a few questions may vary from person to person. OK, shameless plugging/ramble over, ON WITH THE TORTURING-wait, I mean QUESTIONING! (this is gonna be fun! *laughs evilly and rubs hands together*)


Full Name, and title if you have one: Madame Morrible (me & Glinda: the Horrible and Deplorable *sniggers* Madame Big Butt *snickers*)

Gender: Female (me & Glin: ugly female *giggles*)

Age: 72 (me & Glin: obscenely old *laughs*)

Date of Birth: Next question, please, dearie. (me: *smacks her for calling me dearie*)

Relationship status: Single (Glinda: and so not ready to mingle! *high five w/ me*)

Hair color: Gray (us: *sarcastically* shocker)

Eye color: Inky black (me: hey, just like your profile pic in the Grimmerie!)

Looking for (choose one): Men X Women: _

Favorite color: Not green, I'm sick of all the green in the Emerald City!

Likes: Power (me & Glin: *sarcastically* Really? We never would've guessed!)

Dislikes: Elphaba and Glinda...and anyone else who gets in my way. (me & Glin: O_O *hide under desk*)

Your dream date: Oh, dearie, I'm far too old for dating! (me & Glin: we know! *giggles*)

Idea of a perfect day: If there is one thing I can tell you, it's that at my age, there's no such thing as perfect, dearie.

Favorite quote or poem: "To have command is to have all the power you will ever need. To have all the power you will ever need is to have the world in the palm of your hand." (Tiberius Ceaser)

Personal Motto/Philosophy: I have none. (us: ... me: O.O freak)

Interesting or unusual facts about you: Weather- me: is your specialty, yaddah, yaddah, yaddah, we've heard it all before, moving on!

Hobbies & skills: Manipulating people to get what I want (us: *hide in closet*

Interests: My goal to dominate the world, MWAHAHAHHAHAHA! (us: *pack up and move to Switzerland*)

Any nicknames?: Besides those ridiculous names people call me behind my back like "Carp Queen" and what not? (me & Glin: *look sheepish*) No, none.

Where are you from?: I was born in Near Appleton, northeast of the Emerald City.

What makes you stand out in a crowd?: People say that I wear "ostentacious frocks."

Do you have any distinctive physical features?: Not really, no. Unless you count my birthmark, but it's on my shoulder, so it's usually covered up by my clothes.


AN: Well, I hope you enjoyed! I'll probably do Boq or the Wizard next...probably the latter so that I can go ahead and get the Pain in the Butt of Oz out of the way. Oh, Rose Emeraldfay, I would like you to know that I am working on your Binder Naming Poll Story Prize, but I'm just not going to post until after I finish one of my other stories, because it's getting hard for me to keep up with all my things on here and make sure they all get regular updates, especially with school, so I decided it would be best if I finished some of it before posting anything else, but I just wanted to let you know that I haven't forgotten about it and it IS being worked on!

xoxo-

Maggie and the Gang