Bavaria x Germania

"So, I'm not in the show very much," Bavaria sighed.

"Me neither," Germania sympathized.

"Wanna be best friends?" Bavaria asked hopefully.

"No," said Germania. And then he left.

Belarus x Germania

"I have ten thousand dildos," said Belarus. "They are mostly strapons."

"Well you wont use them on me."

"But you are tied up right now."

"Damn."

Belgium x Germania

"I have a face like a cat!" squeaked Belgium. "Do you like cats?"

"I like... turtles."

And then Germania punched her.

Botswana x Germania

"Are you even in this show?" Germania asked.

Bulgaria x Germania

"Do you know Botswana?" Germania asked.

"Eh," said Bulgaria.

Cameroon x Germania

"I like to play soccer," said Cameroon.

"I know another game we can play with balls."

Canada x Germania

"Oh, hey Botswana," said Germania. "When did you get a bear?"

"No... I-I'm Canada..."

"Did I hear that right? America? Since when do you look like Botswana?"