Bavaria x Germania
"So, I'm not in the show very much," Bavaria sighed.
"Me neither," Germania sympathized.
"Wanna be best friends?" Bavaria asked hopefully.
"No," said Germania. And then he left.
Belarus x Germania
"I have ten thousand dildos," said Belarus. "They are mostly strapons."
"Well you wont use them on me."
"But you are tied up right now."
"Damn."
Belgium x Germania
"I have a face like a cat!" squeaked Belgium. "Do you like cats?"
"I like... turtles."
And then Germania punched her.
Botswana x Germania
"Are you even in this show?" Germania asked.
Bulgaria x Germania
"Do you know Botswana?" Germania asked.
"Eh," said Bulgaria.
Cameroon x Germania
"I like to play soccer," said Cameroon.
"I know another game we can play with balls."
Canada x Germania
"Oh, hey Botswana," said Germania. "When did you get a bear?"
"No... I-I'm Canada..."
"Did I hear that right? America? Since when do you look like Botswana?"
