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Reyna: I really want some tacos right now..
Angel: With some orange juice.
Reyna: Oh yea, totally
Artemis:...somebody shoot me.
Angel:OKAY!
ReynaL: NO! ANGEL PUT THE GUN DOWN!
ON WITH THE SHOW..?
Reyna: Welcome to Beans with Extra Guac!
Artemis: SOMEBODY HELP! GET THE GUN AWAY FROM HER! HELP!
Angel: DIE! DIE! DIE EVIL PERSON!
Reyna:Excuse me... WILL YOU TWO SHUTUP! IM TYRING TO RUN OUR SHOW!
Angel: Yes ma'am.
Reyna: Good girl! Who wants a treat? Who wants a treat?
Angel: I do! I do!
Artemis: What! She goes after me with a gun and you give her a treat!
Reyna:..Yep.
Artemis: Thats just messed up.
Reyna: Go get it girl! Go get it!
Angel: BARK BARK BARK!
Artemis: Did..did she just run out on all fours barking like a dog?
Reyna: yep.. *sniff* our little Angel is growing up.
Artemis: riiiight...You understand our guest stars are back there, right?
Reyna: Shit! Really?
Artemis: Ye-
Angel: BARK BARK BARK!
Peeta: SOMEBODY HELP ME!
Reyna: Angel get off Peeta's back NOW!
Angel: GRRRRR
Peeta: Please help me...
Artemis: I find there is some sort of irony here...
Reyna: ANGEL! DOWN!
Angel: Hmmph.
Reyna: Good girl..
Peeta: ...FREEDOM! YES! YESSSS!
Artemis: Feel free to take a seat Peeta.
Peeta: Thanks.
Artemis: Well, since Reyna is busy spraying Angel with water...I guess I get to run the show.
Peeta: ...You guys have insurance, right?
Artemis: Um..what the hell is insurance?
Peeta:...nevermind.
Artemis: So Peeta, your movie has recently been released to theaters. Beating Twilights sales, what are your comments on that?
Peeta: They made me seem like a stalker.
Reyna: IMMMM BAAACK!
Artemis: Where's Angel?
Reyna: In the corner thinking about her life.
Peeta: I think Im just going to go...
Reyna: YOU DONT LEAVE UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS FEASTED UPON.
Peeta: hehe. hehe...oookay.
Artemis: So um, Peeta, what do you expect from the next movie, Catching Fire?
Peeta: Well, I expect some fire catching.
Artemis:...Have you read the books?
Peeta: No.
Artemis: ._.
Reyna: ._.
Artemis: righhht, okay..
Angel: PEETA CHEW TOOOYY!
Peeta: AGH! HELP! HELP! AHHH!
Artemis: Aren't you going to stop her? She just pounced on our guest star...
Reyna: Nah, she already sunk her fangs in his skull. Once her teeth are latched on, she's not letting go.
Angel: CHEW TOY! CHEW TOY! CHEW TOY!
Artemis:..Have we ever checked Angel for rabies?
Reyna: Nope. Pass the popcorn.
Peeta: HELP MEEEE!
Reyna: And our next guest star is...Isabella Swan. Shit.
Artemis: Oh god.
Bella: deerrrrrrr
Reyna: Come take a seat Bella.
Bella: Der der derrrrr
Reyna: Riiight
Bella: Der Der Der Der Derrrr Der
Reyna: So uh... Bella, its nearing the end of the series for the movies. What are you going to miss the most?
Bella: Der Deeerrrr Der Deerrr
Peeta: IM STILL HERE! SOMEBODY HELP!
Reyna: Peeta, shutup, were trying to host a show!
Peeta: HELP MEEE!
Bella: der der derrrr
Peeta: THATS NOT EVEN ENGLISH! AAHHHh!
Reyna: Artemis..
Artemis: Yea?
Reyna: Take this chainsaw, and solve Peetas little..problem.
Artemis: YES! HAHA!
Peeta: NO NO! DONT LET HER GET NEAR ME- AAHHH!
Bella: Der Derrrr Der
Reyna: Bella, just...just get out.
Bella: Der der derrr
Reyna: Out, or I sick Artemis on you too.
Peeta: HELP! HELP! SOMEBODY CALL THE POLICE!
Bella: der derrrr
Reyna: Yep, bye! ..god, is this show ever going to be normal?
Artemis: Probebly not.
Angel: CHEW TOOOYYYY!
Reyna: Ange- Angel spit him out!
Angel: Fine.
Peeta: FREEEDOM! AGH! NO! NO! SHES OFF OF ME! NO NEED FOR THE CHAINSAW! AHHHH!
Angel:...You gave her a chainsaw?
Reyna: Yea..
Angel: Its illegal to give her chainsaws in some countries.
Reyna: Welcome to America.
Bob: Um, Reyna...
Reyna: WHAT BOB! I DONT HAVE PATIENCE FOR THIS BOB!
Angel: Bob the boob.
Bob: Im, uh, actually your camera man. Not a boob.
Angel: Bob the boob.
Reyna: Angel, do you need to go to time out?
Angel: noo.
Reyna Then go get me a taco.
Angel: okay! Come with me Artemis!
Artemis: I dont want to!
Angel: COME WITH MEEEE! What if I get raped on the way? If Im getting raped, your getting raped with me. Double rape.
Artemis: Whatever.
Bob: Um, Reyna.
Reyna: WHATTT BOB
Bob: The last guest star ran off screaming...
Reyna: Shit. ALRIGHT, WHO MADE THE NEXT GUEST STAR GO MENTAL?
Angel: ._.
Artemis: ._.
Reyna: Fess up.
Angel: SHE DID IT!
Artemis: SHE DID IT!
Bob: So uh... the shows..over.
Reyna: Right...Angel, Artemis..IM GOING TO KILL BOTH OF YOU!
Angel: FIRE DEMON! RUNNNN!
Artemis: Its just Reyna...crap, Reyna is a scary bitch. RUN!
Bob: Wai- Wait guys! You need to close the show!... Um... This was Beans with Extra Gauc... come back next time?...I guess?
