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Reyna: I really want some tacos right now..
Angel: With some orange juice.
Reyna: Oh yea, totally
Artemis:...somebody shoot me.
Angel:OKAY!
ReynaL: NO! ANGEL PUT THE GUN DOWN!

ON WITH THE SHOW..?

Reyna: Welcome to Beans with Extra Guac!

Artemis: SOMEBODY HELP! GET THE GUN AWAY FROM HER! HELP!

Angel: DIE! DIE! DIE EVIL PERSON!

Reyna:Excuse me... WILL YOU TWO SHUTUP! IM TYRING TO RUN OUR SHOW!

Angel: Yes ma'am.

Reyna: Good girl! Who wants a treat? Who wants a treat?

Angel: I do! I do!

Artemis: What! She goes after me with a gun and you give her a treat!

Reyna:..Yep.

Artemis: Thats just messed up.

Reyna: Go get it girl! Go get it!

Angel: BARK BARK BARK!

Artemis: Did..did she just run out on all fours barking like a dog?

Reyna: yep.. *sniff* our little Angel is growing up.

Artemis: riiiight...You understand our guest stars are back there, right?

Reyna: Shit! Really?

Artemis: Ye-

Angel: BARK BARK BARK!

Peeta: SOMEBODY HELP ME!

Reyna: Angel get off Peeta's back NOW!

Angel: GRRRRR

Peeta: Please help me...

Artemis: I find there is some sort of irony here...

Reyna: ANGEL! DOWN!

Angel: Hmmph.

Reyna: Good girl..

Peeta: ...FREEDOM! YES! YESSSS!

Artemis: Feel free to take a seat Peeta.

Peeta: Thanks.

Artemis: Well, since Reyna is busy spraying Angel with water...I guess I get to run the show.

Peeta: ...You guys have insurance, right?

Artemis: Um..what the hell is insurance?

Peeta:...nevermind.

Artemis: So Peeta, your movie has recently been released to theaters. Beating Twilights sales, what are your comments on that?

Peeta: They made me seem like a stalker.

Reyna: IMMMM BAAACK!

Artemis: Where's Angel?

Reyna: In the corner thinking about her life.

Peeta: I think Im just going to go...

Reyna: YOU DONT LEAVE UNLESS YOU WANT YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS FEASTED UPON.

Peeta: hehe. hehe...oookay.

Artemis: So um, Peeta, what do you expect from the next movie, Catching Fire?

Peeta: Well, I expect some fire catching.

Artemis:...Have you read the books?

Peeta: No.

Artemis: ._.

Reyna: ._.

Artemis: righhht, okay..

Angel: PEETA CHEW TOOOYY!

Peeta: AGH! HELP! HELP! AHHH!

Artemis: Aren't you going to stop her? She just pounced on our guest star...

Reyna: Nah, she already sunk her fangs in his skull. Once her teeth are latched on, she's not letting go.

Angel: CHEW TOY! CHEW TOY! CHEW TOY!

Artemis:..Have we ever checked Angel for rabies?

Reyna: Nope. Pass the popcorn.

Peeta: HELP MEEEE!

Reyna: And our next guest star is...Isabella Swan. Shit.

Artemis: Oh god.

Bella: deerrrrrrr

Reyna: Come take a seat Bella.

Bella: Der der derrrrr

Reyna: Riiight

Bella: Der Der Der Der Derrrr Der

Reyna: So uh... Bella, its nearing the end of the series for the movies. What are you going to miss the most?

Bella: Der Deeerrrr Der Deerrr

Peeta: IM STILL HERE! SOMEBODY HELP!

Reyna: Peeta, shutup, were trying to host a show!

Peeta: HELP MEEE!

Bella: der der derrrr

Peeta: THATS NOT EVEN ENGLISH! AAHHHh!

Reyna: Artemis..

Artemis: Yea?

Reyna: Take this chainsaw, and solve Peetas little..problem.

Artemis: YES! HAHA!

Peeta: NO NO! DONT LET HER GET NEAR ME- AAHHH!

Bella: Der Derrrr Der

Reyna: Bella, just...just get out.

Bella: Der der derrr

Reyna: Out, or I sick Artemis on you too.

Peeta: HELP! HELP! SOMEBODY CALL THE POLICE!

Bella: der derrrr

Reyna: Yep, bye! ..god, is this show ever going to be normal?

Artemis: Probebly not.

Angel: CHEW TOOOYYYY!

Reyna: Ange- Angel spit him out!

Angel: Fine.

Peeta: FREEEDOM! AGH! NO! NO! SHES OFF OF ME! NO NEED FOR THE CHAINSAW! AHHHH!

Angel:...You gave her a chainsaw?

Reyna: Yea..

Angel: Its illegal to give her chainsaws in some countries.

Reyna: Welcome to America.

Bob: Um, Reyna...

Reyna: WHAT BOB! I DONT HAVE PATIENCE FOR THIS BOB!

Angel: Bob the boob.

Bob: Im, uh, actually your camera man. Not a boob.

Angel: Bob the boob.

Reyna: Angel, do you need to go to time out?

Angel: noo.

Reyna Then go get me a taco.

Angel: okay! Come with me Artemis!

Artemis: I dont want to!

Angel: COME WITH MEEEE! What if I get raped on the way? If Im getting raped, your getting raped with me. Double rape.

Artemis: Whatever.

Bob: Um, Reyna.

Reyna: WHATTT BOB

Bob: The last guest star ran off screaming...

Reyna: Shit. ALRIGHT, WHO MADE THE NEXT GUEST STAR GO MENTAL?

Angel: ._.

Artemis: ._.

Reyna: Fess up.

Angel: SHE DID IT!

Artemis: SHE DID IT!

Bob: So uh... the shows..over.

Reyna: Right...Angel, Artemis..IM GOING TO KILL BOTH OF YOU!

Angel: FIRE DEMON! RUNNNN!

Artemis: Its just Reyna...crap, Reyna is a scary bitch. RUN!

Bob: Wai- Wait guys! You need to close the show!... Um... This was Beans with Extra Gauc... come back next time?...I guess?