HIGHSCHOOL DAYS : TOO MUCH DRAMA FOR MY LAMA

Chapter 2: Newer Weirder Scarier friends….and SASUKE'S NOT GAY!??!

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This is an extra part that I decided to add. FLASHBACK: *Back with her friends after Sakura leaves*

"WHO… THE HELL WAS THAT?" Sasuke and Neji said a little irritated but still kept his composure.

"I don't know but he was kinda hot." Ino commented flinching at the death glares the two boys were giving her.

"Yeah, I think she should go for him." TenTen stated leaving Sasuke and Neji with worried expressions.

"What?! NO WAY!!!!" Neji and Sasuke once again said in unison.

"STOP THAT!!" "NO YOU STOP!!!" "SHUT UP!!!!" they shouted at eachother.

"Man, Sakura's lucky to have so many guys that like her. I wish I was like that." Temari commented.O.O WHAT?! I don't like Sakura like that! She's my best friend and I- I just don't want her to get hurt is all." Neji said quickly turning around so no one could see the slight tint of pink that had slowly collected amongst his handsome features.

"Ohohohhohohohohohohohoho really? Then what about you Sasuke? Ino smirked raising a brow and elbowing Sasuke in the arm as if she already knew his answer.

"Eh, I don't like her that way."

"Hmmm…really?" Naruto said while messing with his hair.

"I love that girl though…" Sasuke said a little more gentle with his arms crossed not looking at any of his friends.

Everyone was shocked by what he just said.

:O what…?" Neji couldn't believe his ears. Sasuke loves Sakura? Then why didn't he accept her love before when she had that major crush on him? "Then why didn't you accept her before?..."

Sasuke just stared at him knowingly. "I bet you love her too, Hyuuga."

All the girls just stood there in awe waiting for them to say something else interesting. This was like there own personal corny soap opera.

"I….Don't change the subject!!!! Why didn't you accept her?! Why did you cause her so much pain?" She cried so much…for you…."

"Someone go get us some snacks and some sodas this is getting good." Hinata whispered.

"Heck no! I'm not leaving…I wanna hear every word of this. It's like we aren't even here anymore to them." TenTen whispered back to Hinata who was listening intently on what the boys were saying.

"Fine I'll get some snacks but you guys better tell me everything that I missed." Temari whispered to them before heading off.

Sasuke continued to glare at him. "Because of guys like you…"

"Sasuke…I-"

"WE ALL THOUGHT YOU WERE GAY!!! WHAT HAPPENED??!?!" blurted out one of the girls right before she quickly covered her mouth after interrupting Neji.

Sasuke twitched a bit but then smirked. "I know… I wanted people to think that."

"…But,…why would y-you do that?..." Hinata stuttered out.

"Yea doode! You make no sense! Why in the world would you want people to think you were gay?" Ino asked scratching her head.

Most of the girls were giving him questioning looks as if begging him to tell his reason.

"I think I know why." Neji finally said.

"Yeah, it's pretty obvious." Temari agreed.

"Fangirls…" They both nodded in agreement.

"Bingo." Sasuke responded. "They were annoying, so I told a little white lie to everyone that I was gay and they believed it. There was lots of crying and some of them actually thought it was hot which was kind of creepy, but still… it did work and I could finally concentrate on the one girl I liked."

"But couldn't you have told Sakura that you weren't gay…She cried for 2 weeks after hearing that crap. I mean seriously, she liked you for so long and then all of a sudden you're gay…that's gotta hurt." Neji concluded.

"It must have slipped my mind." Sasuke said as if it were nothing.

"You little OW!" Neji shrieked after being hit by a dodgeball.

"Hey you kids! Get your butts out on this court now!"

"You got lucky this time Uchiha…" Neji grumbled before glaring daggers at Sasuke. Sasuke just smirked and walked on to the court.

*Back with Sakura and Deidara*

"U-um Dei, Why are we in the b-boys bathroom?" Sakura stuttered worriedly gazing at that, that, that thing on the wall formally known as the urinal. It's not as if she had never seen one before, it's just that this one was absolutely nasty! It was discolored, stinky, moldy, and she could have sworn she saw something moving in there. The bathroom was so nasty smelling and she could see spots on the floor where she had heard were from some guys actually going to the bathroom on the floor that all she could think was "What the heck are guys eating nowadays and what are they, animals?! They shouldn't use the floor for doing their… business. Its…It's just plain disgusting!!" And without even realizing it she said it out loud.

So uhm.. this guy has got friends in the bathroom? I don't see anyone else but us here so I worry about who his friends are doode. "Yea, me too now that I think about it; it's pretty weird how he brought me here."

Deidara let out a chuckle. "Talking to your self, I see." "Oh, haha." She simply giggled. "Okay, now I need you to stay here and don't move, yeah." She gave a small nod for she didn't dare walk around this place for much longer. Several minutes of pure silence had passed and so she started to continue with her thoughts. "Man, this place stinks…=_= the stench burns my eyes…" Baka, your just gunna have to deal with it :| "You again?" :O What is that supposed to mean, hmm? "It means your annoying me! GAH!!!" You know what!? "No, so why don't you tell me…" -_- I really dislike you right now... "What else is new, haha." Yo man, what is deidara doing?EW! WTH!? "What?!" Is he touching that urinal thing!? Look at him stupid! What are you talking abou- OH MY GOODNESS! O.O Her thoughts were interrupted by what she was seeing.

And what she was seeing Deidara with unzipped pants looking as if he were about to do something she'd rather not see and she immediately turned around blushing like crazy. She had no idea what the heck deidara was thinking doing stuff like that right in front of her! 'Deidara! Are you crazy!?! I'm still here ya know and did you just bring me here to watch you…GO!?!?!" Sakura said still shouting reminding him that she was still there and having forgotten that fact made him blush like mad and he quickly zipped up his pants.

"U-uuum, I completely forgot you were here for a sec…" He managed to say completely embarrassed from what she just witnessed. " Aaand no! that's not why I brought you here! I'll show you why you're here in just a second! Just uh…if you could just turn around and like uh-um…cover your ears…ehehe."

"I get it." Sakura responded trying to forget the image she had just seen while closing her eyes and covering her ears. "LALALALLALALALALALALLALALALALALA!..."

"What are you doing, yeah?"

"Singing."

"Why now, hmm?"

"So I don't hear you doing your thang." Sakura said with a nervous smile.

"Oh, ok. ehehe."

"LALALALLALA YOU DONE YET?!?" Sakura shouted.

"Uh…not yet…almost, hmm?" He didn't know what else to tell her, he really couldn't predict the moment he'd stop peeing.

"HUH? YOUR'E GONNA HAVE TO SPEAK UP! LALLA!"

"I SED NOT YET BUT ALMOST, MAYBE, I DONT KNOW!!, YEAH!"

"OK GOTCHA!"

*2 minutes passed*

"OI! YOU DONE?! I'M BORED!!!"

"…" no answer.

"HEY DEIDARA, you having trouble back there?" She lowered her voice to hear his response.

Still no answer came.

"Deidara?"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! OMG! OMG SAKURAHHHHH HEL-!!!!!"

Boom!!!!!

"Deidara what's happening?!" Sakura shouted through the loud blast.

THUD!!!!!!

"Deidara what's wrong?!" She yelled out as she turned around immediately to find out what the heck was going on. She was surprised to find the wall with a huge gaping hole with clay all over it , a fainted Deidara, and a giant ladybug and is that a mallet I see next to it? What the heck just happened? I'm… not sure, but… this is kind of getting weird. -_- No DUH braniac! Anyways…. Deidara? Are you…ok? Of course he's not okay you dumb a**! Hey! No cussing! You've been doing so well until now!

"Hey pinky, stop talking to yourself and help me drag this dumba** back to class." Said a mysterious dark figure with an emotionless tone in his voice that just made Sakura wierded out.

She could barely see him through the smoke "Who are you? And what just happened?! What's with the smoke?! And the ladybug and the mallet?! Why is there a hole in the wall?! And why did Deidara faint?! What the hell did you do?! And did you just come from that hole in the wall? And where the heck is Doodle?!"

He raised a brow at that one "Doodle? Who's that?" He asked with the slightest bit of curiosity in his voice.

"Pet sock." She said with a small smile that lasted for nearly a second quickly turning into a frown. Now tell me what just happened! Ok, let's start with: Who the heck are you? Do you even go to this school because I have never seen you before and are you a friend of Deidara's? Do you know how disgusting this bathroom is?! Why did-" she was interrupted by him suddenly appearing behind her and feeling his warm breath against her skin sending chills down her spine.

"How did you-" He wrapped an arm around her waist putting his head in the crook of her neck. She gasped. "You ask a lot of questions girl." She just stood there wide-eyed , her face flushed looking at the floor. "You know… you're kind of cute. Maybe I should-". "HEY ITACHI!!!!" He was interrupted by a familiar voice.

"Get away from her…" Deidara hissed clearly very angry and totally serious.

"Why should I; she's just my type." He said with smiling evilly gracing his hand upon her rose tinted cheek.

Deidara cracked his knuckles. "Itachi…don't fuck with me. I will kick you're ass if you don't let go of her right now."

"Heh, Oh really. It seems you really like this girl, hn?" Itachi said amusingly which made Deidara even madder.

"I-I uh, we-we're just friends, yeah."

"Oh? So then it wouldn't matter if I started dating her or if I just kissed her right here and now?" Itachi mused only inches from her face and then only centimeters away from those lips.

So his name's Itachi. You know, he's kinda hot. "…" "…" …Sakura? You…ok? "…." Okay doode, you're scaring me, seriously… are you ok?! "….." Hello?! Come back to earth!!! Testing! Testing! 123! "………." What the?! What is there cheese in your ears or something?! *takes out a megaphone* HELLO?! EARTH TO SAKURA!!! COME ON GIRL! SNAP OUT OF IT! *starts to tremble a bit* Whoa…Why do I feel all whoozy?...Ugh... THUD! Sakura just collapsed right there. (and think about it…that's really nasty because she collapsed on the nasty, moldy, and discolored floor, the floor that boys have peed on from before. . sucks for her!)

"That was weird…":\ Itachi stated looking at the girl's unconscious body with her arms and legs spread across the floor. "Am I really so handsome as to have that affect on women? Wow. I must be really something." Itachi said while examining himself in the mirror.

"Sakura!" Deidara yelled while heading towards Sakura positioning himself to pick her up before Itachi stopped him. "Let me go, yeah!" Deidara said trying to push Itachi aside.

"Hn, Let me take her to the nurse's office, you're already in trouble for ditching class again so I'll do it while you head back." Itachi stated with his usual serious tone.

"If you try anything I-"

"Yeah, yeah, you'll kick my ass, now head back to class baka."

"Hmph, jerk." Deidara said crossing his arms while heading back to class through the hole in the wall.

"Hmm, this girl is an interesting one."

*Later in the nurses office*

(Sakura's P.O.V.)

I opened my eyes to find myself in some white room with an icepack on my head and a whole ton of blankets on top of me. "Whoa, where am I?" I said as I looked around to try and recognize anything.

"You're in the nurse's office." Said a monotonous voice I felt that I had heard before.

"What the? Ita…chi?" I said sleepily rubbing my eye.

"Yes?"

"What are you doing here?"

"Watching over you, what else?" He asked as if that were the dumbest question you could ask him.

"Why?" I asked really quite curious of his answer.

"Because I think you're cute and kind of an interesting person to be around."

"…" I fainted again.

(End of P.O.V.)

Sakura lifted up her head again only to find Itachi's only inches from hers so she bumped her head into his. "Oooooooooowwwwwwww…you gotta a hard head weasel." She said rubbing the sore part of her head.

"Hn, what did you just call me?" He said mimicking her head rubbing.

"Weasel?"

"…..what is that supposed to be, some kind of nickname?" He asked quirking his brow.

"YEP! =]" She said smiling while leaning into him a little bit to get a look at his head.

"What are you doing Pinky?" He asked with a small grin.

"Checking to see if your head's ok and what, did you just call me pinky?"

"Yes." He answered simply.

"Well that seems reasonable."

"I can see your bra." He smirked.

"What?! Aaaahhhhhhhh! Don't look at me! Turn around!" She yelled out throwing pillows at him.

"It's a nice bra… you don't have to hide it, it matches your hair and it's lacey." ^/.\^ Itachi stated happily.

O.o How did you know that? What the heck is he so happy about? Perv… Got that right.

"What? When you were leaning into me I just happened to get a nice view of it; is that so bad? "

"………." O.O

"……." ^/.\^

"………." O_O

"……..?" ^/_\^

"UH…YEAH!!!" Sakura shouted at him.

"heheheheh."

"GET OUT!"

"Nooo…I don't think I will. Hehe." Itachi answered in a sing song voice. ^/-\^

"Oh really?" :] Sakura grinned evilly as she cracked her knuckles lifting her fist and punched him right in the jaw.

When she saw him fall and not get up she knew it was safe to get out of there.

*Later after school*

"Hmph! Stupid pervy Weasel… hmm I wonder what happened to Deidara." She wondered while walking to her locker.

"SAKURA!!!!!!!" Called a familiar voice.

"I know that voice…Deidara?" She said turning around to see who it was and she was right. It was in fact Deidara, but… why is he in a dress, high heels, and wearing makeup? You have to admit. He'd make a pretty cute girl. As weird as that sounds, I think you're actually right. Of course I am.

"SAKURA!!!" Deidara yelled again. She could see his attire clearly now. He had on a black headband with a big pink and blue bow for his blonde hair, which was let down instead of tied up in his usual high ponytail, light pink glittery eye shadow with a little black eyeliner, mascara, pink blush to match his eye shadow although it was slightly different, and shiny pinkish red lipstick, a black and white cocktail dress with flowers on it that was about an inch lower than mid thigh, and surprisingly long legs that looked shiny and as if they had glitter on them (weird…O.o), a simple black anklet with a small pink and blue bow on the side, pretty 4 inch silver stilettos, and light purple nail polish for his toes and fingers. (or phalanges) He looked actually really beautiful and prettier than most girls, which was even funnier since he was a guy, not that anyone would be able to tell now.

"WHAT?!?!" She cried out trying to sound seriously worried although deep inside she was trying to hold in her laughter.

"Where did you go!??! I checked the nurse's office and you weren't there! Look at what they did to me! They made me put on this stupid dress and wear makeup! Look at what those freaks did to my hair! They were so mean!!!!!!!! I hate them so much…"Deidara whined, tears streaming down his cheeks slightly messing up his eyeliner.

"Who did this to you?" I'd like to thank them later. Inner laughed.

"My so called friends…I HATE THEM!"

"Deidara…" Sakura said placing a hand on his cheek while leaning in on him until their noses barely touched.

"Sakura chan…" Deidara whispered leaning in a bit more to kiss her when…

"You make a pretty girl Deidara and are you wearing perfume?" She laughed.

O.\ /…..\ / "SAKURA!!!!!!!!!! I AM NOT A GIRL!!!! I AM 100% MALE!!!!!" Deidara shouted with a huge blush on his face swinging his arms and jumping up and down making his fake boobs bounce with him.

..... w…HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! And what are those supposed to be?! Ahhahahahahhahahahaha! XD Are those coconuts!?!?!?!?" x] She was practically rolling on the floor laughing her head off.

He twitched and looked down at his chest in horror. He had completely forgotten about those. They were indeed coconuts and big ones too, now he was really blushing. "NO! NO! NO! Sakura! You are supposed to be helping me! Not laughing at me!" He said while taking out the coconuts angrily.

"Deidara, your eyeliner, it's all messed up now… here let me help you fix that. Come with me to the girl's bathroom." Sakura suggested while lightly tugging on his hand.

"….NO FREAKING WAY! I'M SO NOT GOING IN THE GIRL'S BATHROOM! PEOPLE WILL LAUGH AND I DON'T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT THIS FREAKIN MAKEUP!" Deidara screamed being as pissed off as he was.

"Why would they laugh at you? You look just like a girl and a pretty one at that and besides, you made me go into the boy's bathroom so you should just think of this as payback." Sakura joked.

"Hmph! Well that's differe--" He was interrupted with Sakura suddenly pulling no, practically dragging him toward the girl's bathroom.

"I don't care. You are going in there and I'm fixing that makeup of yours." Sakura continued dragging him although it was quite the challenge since he was kind of heavy.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" Deidara hollered clawing the floor while mercilessly being dragged by this girl.

"Stop being a baby hahaha" She couldn't help but laugh at him. He was such a little kid.

She continued to struggle trying to drag him to the girls bathroom when suddenly a cute boy with an orange beanie and black hair that covered his left eye came running over with his arms out as if he were about to hug someone.

"Deidara Sem—" He stopped his hug attack to find a girl with pink hair holding some blonde girl by the legs who he mistakenly thought was his sempai. "Whoa, Tobi is sorry. I thought your friend was someone else." Tobi replied while putting his hands in a praying manner and smiling sheepishly.

"Hey, it's ok. So your name is Tobi, hi I'm Sakura and this is my friend Deida--" she was interrupted by Deidara, who was behind Tobi, shaking his head franticly and crossing his arms in an X shape clearly telling her not to say any more. "Deidara? :O…" He turned around to look at the pretty blonde who just stood there nervously. "S--sempai?" "Is that really you?" Deidara smacked his forehead then gave him a bored look and said humiliatingly. "Yes…"

"WAAAAAAAH! So pretty! You look so cute sempai!" Tobi replied while hugging his sempai causing a chuckle from Sakura and an annoyed sigh from Deidara. "Tobi, you better let go of me before I choke you with my clay." Tobi immediately let go knowing that he wasn't kidding for Deidara has tried it before.

"Sempai! Sempai! We've been looking for you! Come on! Come on! Oh! And bring that pretty pink haired girl with you." He smiled at her while offering her his hand signaling her to come with him. She giggled in approval and grabbed his hand.

"So Tobi, are you one of Deidara's friends?" Sakura asked him. "Yes!!! Deidara Sempai is Tobi's beeeest friend!" He squealed while swinging their arms happily. "Heehee Tobi, I like you." Tobi's eyes widened and then softened immediately. "Sa-Sakura san likes Tobi??" He blushed at the though of such a pretty girl liking him.

"What…?" Deidara felt like ripping off Tobi's head.

She laughed. "Let's be friends, ok?"

Tobi nodded shyly. Deidara just stood there kind of feeling left out. "Hey… Sakura… do you wanna meet my other friends now?" He said trying to direct her attention away from Tobi. "Yeah! Tobi can get them!"

"No need for that, Tobi. We're already here." A boy with red hair stated while turning the corner. "Deidara, who might this girl be? She's very pretty but what's with her hair?" Sakura stared at him partially insulted, but also intrigued. Who did this guy think he was? He doesn't even know me and he's already making fun of me.

"Her name is Sakura and what about her hair? I think it looks great on her." Wow, That was nice of him to say. "Uh, who are you?"

"Me? My name is Sasori Akasuna, I'm a sophomore, and I'm also part of the gang called Akatsuki. Ever heard of us?" She shook her head with a confused look.

"What the… who are you, you look like a freshman." His expression never changing, no matter how surprised his voice sounded, his face remained emotionless, well except for his eyes, they looked deadly. Then that saying "if looks could kill" came to mind. This guy is freakin me out doode. Let's get outta here. Ignoring his question, she turned her heel and started running toward the gym when she was stopped by a very hard and sturdy chest in her face. "Ow…" She mumbled rubbing her nose. "I'm really sorry about tha- Itachi! She was surprised to see the man whom she had punched in the face not too long ago standing before her and… with a smile on his face?

"Sakura dear, what a pleasant surprise to see you here. Shouldn't you be in class now?"

"I could say the same thing to you, Itachi san." She stated taking slow and hesitant steps back. "But uh… yeah I was heading back to class right now so hehe, if you don't mind." "Wait…there some people you should meet…" "Huh?" Who else did I need to meet noooow?

"Sakura!! Are you alright? What happened? Why'd you run away? Whoa what are you guys doing here?" There were some scary people behind Itachi in whom I have failed to notice until now. "Deidara… Who are these guys…?" I asked clinging onto his arm.

Deidara's eyes widened and a blush crept on his face. He cleared his throat. "Uh, well.."

"Who's the hot bitch?" She didn't even notice what he had just said for she was too taken back by these people's appearance. She directed her gaze to the boy who had just spoken, he had silver hair, his eyes were a pretty violet color, eye liner around them much like Deidara, nails painted black, wearing black baggy pants and a black t shirt with a red cloud on it. He didn't look much taller than Deidara, but he sure looked mean. Next to him was the male she had come to know as Sasori, a very cocky sounding person, his eyes were not as intense as before for sure. He actually looked bored. And behind them were even weirder looking people. There was man who looked like a shark! He was like freakin 8 ft tall or something. His skin was a light blue color and his teeth were sharp and scary looking. His eyes were so tiny and far apart. Was this guy even human??? There was a girl too, she had blue hair and a white flower in it. Her eyes were blue and her skin was pale. She didn't look so bad, well she didn't until I saw that door knocker in her nose, and that piercing on her lip. Ew, right next to her was a man with greasy looking dark brown hair. His face was tan and his eyes were green, long dark scars consumed his arms and legs from what I could see. He was extremely tall almost as tall as shark boy over there. Oh my goodness, and what about that fellow who's half black and half white?? Green hair too?! What the hell is this? Are these creatures Deidara's so called friends?! What have I gotten myself into?!?! O______O