Leo sighed as Lexi collided full force with his legs. He scooped her up.
"No, mum, I'm not trying to get myself killed."
Abby Sciuto-DiNozzo was a formidable sight when she was angry.
"Well, tell me you weren't just kissing Sophia Gibbs on the front drive then?"
"I wasn't just kissing Sophia Gibbs on the front drive."
"LEO!"
"She kissed me!"
"Leo, that doesn't cut it! Either Connor or Papa Gibbs is gonna beat you stupid!"
Leo sighed, "Mum, back off! It's my life!"
"OI! You watch how you talk to your mother!" Anthony DiNozzo said, as he came through the front door.
"Hey, baby," he said, and kissed his wife deeply, before turning and catching Lexi as she threw herself at him.
"What's going on?"
"Leo just shoved his tongue down Ms. Gibbs' throat on our front drive!"
Tony whistled, "Sophia? Leo, you sly dog!"
"TONY!" Abby yelled, and thumped his arm.
"What? She's a babe, I don't blame Leo for going for it. He wants to get beaten up by Gibbs Senior and Junior, that's his decision."
Abby sighed, took Lexi from her husband and headed back into the kitchen. Leo gave his father a sheepish grin. Tony glared at him.
"I'm happy for you, son, but if you screw her around, Gibbs and Connor won't be the only people you have to worry about hitting you, alright?"
Leo nodded, "Right, I said I'd go help Soph with her homework, s'later."
Tony knew that code – go help with homework – actually meant go make out on her bed, but nodded and let his son go anyway.
Jenny sighed as she came through the front door. Only two pairs of shoes were inside – a pair of red heels – Soph's and some snazzy Italian jobs – Leo's. God knows where Connor was, and Jethro was still at the office. She dumped her briefcase in her office and then headed upstairs to see if Leo was staying for dinner. She breezed through Sophia's door, a grin on her face, but then froze when she realised what was happening in her daughter's bedroom.
Sophie lay on the bed, and on top of her was Leo, kissing her passionately. Her daughter's hands were down the back of Leo's jeans.
"SOPHIA ZIVA GIBBS!"
Leo jumped off Sophia and the bed as if she'd been burned.
His pants were undone.
Jenny's eyes flashed.
"Mum, mum, please, don't tell daddy, please, he'll kill Leo!"
"I have no intention of sleeping with Soph, Jen, I promise."
Jen glared at him.
"Jenny, I'm falling in love with your daughter, I swear to you."
Behind him, Sophia gasped. Jenny's expression softened.
"Soph, I'm not going to tell your father, but I won't cover for you. You get caught, you get caught, that's it."
Sophie beamed, jumped off the bed and hugged her mother tightly.
"Alright, Soph. Leo, you staying for dinner?"
He grimaced, "Better not, my mum's pretty annoyed with me."
"Why?"
"Soph decided to molest me against my car when we got back, and mum saw out of the window. She thinks I'm trying to get myself killed. And the dad was just like, 'nice work', so she got even angrier. I'll see you later, Soph," he said, and kissed her softly, nodded to Jenny and left the house, passing Connor on the way out.
"Leo?"
"Oh, hey, Con, I was just helping Soph with her economics."
"Oh, thanks for that, mate. You staying for dinner?"
"Nah, I'd better get home, s'later," he said, and exited the house.
Back upstairs, Jenny had dragged Sophia into her room. She crossed to Jethro's side of the bed, opened the nightstand drawer, and handed Sophia a box of condoms. Sophia's eyes bugged, there had to be five boxes in the drawer. She then glanced down at the box.
"Extra large? Dad? EW! Besides mum, we told you, we're not sleeping together."
"Yet. I want you to be prepared for when it happens, and I know it will. As for the size, I'm gonna assume he takes after his father."
"How do you know what size Tony is?"
"Now that's a funny story," Jenny said, and slung her arm around her daughter's shoulder as they left the room, "He and Ziva were undercover as married assassins….."
