"I don't think anyone should barge into someone's house like this, would you like it if someone did it to your house?" shouted Iruka, only to find that the man had closed the door, and could now hear him on the toilet.

"Could you at least not make the fact that you're standing outside this very room right now, hearing me pee oh so very obvious?"

Iruka blushed and shuffled around on the spot, he did hear him most likely, and just wanted to make him uncomfortable.

"What an awkward moment." Iruka thought, as he looked around the landing. "This really needs redecorating.." He was right, I mean the wallpaper was coming off, and the laminate floor was quite dirty from when hed looked after his friends puppy, and it had ran everywhere, with muddy paws. Very Muddy paws.

Just then, the bathroom door opened and a face peeked around it, revealing Kakashi with a pleased expression in his one eye that was showing."What's your name?" Kakashi asked, not knowing if he'd get an answer off the man."Its Iruka." He replied, making sure he sounded angry, just to see the mans man didn't react, much to Iruka's surprise, usually the death tone he usually did cared even away the toughest people."Nice name, say, you have anything to eat?" "I suppose so, come downstairs and see" Iruka blushed saying this, Was he flirting ? Iruka, had hardly gone past a kiss, yet he was flirting with the man he'd known for about a quarter of a hour.

Kakashi walked downstairs and Iruka followed. There was just something about this man, maybe it was the way his hair stood up on its own, the sparkle in his eye, they way he walked, the way he talked, Oh gods, he was getting too obsessed wasn't he? "What you have to eat then. 'Ruka?"Iruka was shocked the man would just call him 'Ruka already, but to be quite honest he didnt really mind. It was him after all!"I have some cookies and Milk..?" He replied. "how am i supposed to know what you'd like?"Kakashi rooted through the cupboards until he found the chocolate and then went to the fridge and got the milk."My favourite" Kakashi appeared to smile, well the mask crinkled slightly, then a chuckle came from behind it, so to Iruka, he was smiling.

Kakashi opened up the cookie packaging and proceeded to pull down his mask. Iruka was confused, if he wanted to remain a mystery, why take off the mask? When the mask was fully pulled down, Kakashi happily took a big bite out of the cookie, like a small child, and smiled."Want one 'Ruka?"Iruka walked forward, placing his hand on the packaging, selecting the cookie which he wanted and then nibbling slightly on the edges, like a hamster. Kakashi was taken in my just how ladylike this man was. The hair, the face, and the eating habits. "It must be a woman" He thought. He looked at Iruka, surveying him, eyeing him up."..what?""Nothing, just, you're hair is very nice" This was almost a whisper, as he was quite surprised at the sudden action."Thanks, so is yours you know, Can i touch it?:"

Iruka walked forward, outstretching his arm to reach forward, it looked so soft, so fluffy, and hell, that was some hairspray he used. His hand was now on the hair, petting it like you would a small dog,, Kakashi's eyes closed."ooh, soft, what conditioner you use? " Iruka asked "Mine always goes brittle, and before you know it, snaps off, i hate my hair." Kakashi reached out to take off the hair tie that Iruka had in, and when he had received it, rolled it around his wrist. "Can i have this? My hair always get taffled when I'm in the bath""oh wow, Kakashi in the bath, if his face is anything to go by, get in there!" Iruka took hold of one of Iruka's hands, interlocked it with his own. He stepped forward, and leaned in closer to Iruka's face. Iruka closed his eyes, and so did Kakashi. Iruka was blushing like mad."Whats he doing?" He thought

"Gods, Iruka, he's going to kiss you!" Iruka realised but only after Kakashi's lips were on his, teeth gently nibbling at his bottom lip, his hands now in Kakashi's hair, gently patting the head. Kakashi stopped, and took a step back, aware that a few minutes ago, Iruka had been royally pissed at him, and he'd just kissed him!"'Ruka? " Kakashi asked whilst he started to sit down."hmm?""Don't you mind that i just kissed you?:"Ill get you back later" This was accompanied by Iruka sitting next to him, which was then followed by a playful slap on the face."Idiot." Kakashi chuckled back